Quiet Facebook

stylish.css

/* Hide the stream */
#stream_pagelet {
    display: none;
}

/* Hide the sidebar */
#rightCol {
    display: none;
}

/* Hide notification count */
#fbNotificationsJewel .jewelCount {
    display: none;
}

/* Hide shortcut counters */
.sideNavItem .countValue {
    display: none !important;
}
    
/* Don't make notification icon white */
#fbNotificationsJewel a.jewelButton > div {
    background-position: 0 -188px !important;
}

/* Show a nice message */
#contentCol::before {
    display: block;
    content: 'Nice, so calm :) Feel free to take some time and feel bored.';
    margin: 24px auto;
    text-align: center;
    font-size: 1.25em;
    color: rgba(0,0,0,.5);
}