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| try | |
| { | |
| HOME: | |
| do | |
| { | |
| Play("World of Warcraft"); | |
| } | |
| while (!asleep); | |
| Thread.Sleep(12 * 60 * 60 * 1000); | |
| WakeUp(coffee); | |
| if (you_still_give_a_shit()) | |
| goto WORK; | |
| else | |
| goto OUT; | |
| WORK: | |
| do | |
| { | |
| if (got_something_to_do()) | |
| { | |
| LookAtTheMonitor(); | |
| Press_Some_Keys(new string[] { "Ctrl+C", "Ctrl+V" }); | |
| } | |
| Browse("vbox7.com"); | |
| Browse("topsport.bg"); | |
| Browse("youtube.com"); | |
| Have_a_Break(); | |
| Have_a_Kitkat(); | |
| } | |
| while (DateTime.Now.Hour < 5); | |
| if (DateTime.Now.Day == 1) | |
| { | |
| // at least | |
| GetSomeCash(3000); | |
| } | |
| OUT: | |
| switch (mood) | |
| { | |
| case Mood.Horny: | |
| ChaseChicks("hot!"); | |
| break; | |
| case Mood.Dull: | |
| SmokeSomeStuff(new Stuff[] { "Grass", "Serious Stuff" }); | |
| break; | |
| default: | |
| DrinkBeer(5); | |
| break; | |
| } | |
| goto HOME; | |
| } | |
| catch (HealthException x) | |
| { | |
| SeeTheDoctor(x); | |
| } | |
| catch (NoMoneyException) | |
| { | |
| ShitHappens(); | |
| } |
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(16,21): error CS0103: The name 'asleep' does not exist in the current context
(14,17): error CS0103: The name 'Play' does not exist in the current context
(18,13): error CS0103: The name 'Thread' does not exist in the current context
(20,13): error CS0103: The name 'WakeUp' does not exist in the current context
(20,20): error CS0103: The name 'coffee' does not exist in the current context
(22,17): error CS0103: The name 'you_still_give_a_shit' does not exist in the current context
(32,21): error CS0103: The name 'got_something_to_do' does not exist in the current context
(34,21): error CS0103: The name 'LookAtTheMonitor' does not exist in the current context
(35,21): error CS0103: The name 'Press_Some_Keys' does not exist in the current context
(40,17): error CS0103: The name 'Browse' does not exist in the current context
(41,17): error CS0103: The name 'Browse' does not exist in the current context
(42,17): error CS0103: The name 'Browse' does not exist in the current context
(44,17): error CS0103: The name 'Have_a_Break' does not exist in the current context
(45,17): error CS0103: The name 'Have_a_Kitkat' does not exist in the current context
(55,17): error CS0103: The name 'GetSomeCash' does not exist in the current context
(61,21): error CS0103: The name 'mood' does not exist in the current context
(64,22): error CS0103: The name 'Mood' does not exist in the current context
(65,21): error CS0103: The name 'ChaseChicks' does not exist in the current context
(67,22): error CS0103: The name 'Mood' does not exist in the current context
(68,21): error CS0103: The name 'SmokeSomeStuff' does not exist in the current context
(68,40): error CS0246: The type or namespace name 'Stuff' could not be found (are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?)
(71,21): error CS0103: The name 'DrinkBeer' does not exist in the current context
(78,16): error CS0246: The type or namespace name 'HealthException' could not be found (are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?)
(80,13): error CS0103: The name 'SeeTheDoctor' does not exist in the current context
(82,16): error CS0246: The type or namespace name 'NoMoneyException' could not be found (are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?)
(84,13): error CS0103: The name 'ShitHappens' does not exist in the current context