Please Don't

gistfile1.rb

class String
  def levenshtein other
    # .. left as exercise for the reader
  end

class Object
  def method_missing meth, *args, &block
    meth_str = meth.to_s
    new_meth = self.methods.map do |m|
      [meth_str.levenshtein(m.to_s), m]
    end.sort do |a,b|
      a.first <=> b.first
    end.first.last
    __send__ new_meth, *args, &block
  end
end