ESQuery, a lightweight alternative to jQuery for the modern ECMAScript developer. Or not... I guess

esquery.js

const d = window.document; 
const qs = d.querySelector.bind(d); 
Element.prototype.qs = Element.prototype.querySelector; 
const qsa = d.querySelectorAll.bind(d);
Element.prototype.qsa = Element.prototype.querySelectorAll; 
const f = window.fetch; 
const newTab = uri => window.open(uri, "_target"); 
const redirect = uri => window.open(uri, "_self");
const ce = d.createElement.bind(d);
Element.prototype.ac = Element.prototype.appendChild;
const ctn = d.createTextNode.bind(d);
console.__proto__.beep = () => {
    let context = new AudioContext();
    o = context.createOscillator()
    g = context.createGain()
    o.connect(g)
    o.type = 'sine';
    g.connect(context.destination)
    o.start(0)
    g.gain.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(
      10, context.currentTime
    )
    setTimeout(()=>{
        o.stop();
    }, 500);
};
document.cookie.__proto__.getItem = (key) => (`; ${document.cookie}`.split(`; ${key}=`)).pop().split(";").shift()[0]; 
document.cookie.__proto__.setItem = (key, val)=>document.cookie = `${key}=${val};`;
function sleep(ms) {return new Promise(resolve => setTimeout(resolve, ms));}