revbuild

coords.rb

# I'll try to keep this up to date but holla at me if it's lagging behind.
COORDS = {
  "Lab Facility Number 493" => "000",
  "The Lab" => "001",
  "The Rusty Pit" => "002",
  "The Stone Loop" => "006",
  "The Tri-Gem Room" => "010",
  "The Clockwork Corridor" => "011",
  "Second Tomb" => "043",
  "The Ouroboros Tunnel" => "051",
  "The Road Room" => "076",
  "The Sub-Bot Research Room" => "100",
  "Ancient Ruins" => "103",
  "The Ancient Section" => "104",
  "The Defense Network (second area)" => "128",
  "Laser Room" => "157",
  "The Paired Gem Room" => "185",
  "Stone Room" => "192",
  "The Church" => "218",
  "The Kent Falls Room" => "232",
  "The Searchlight Room" => "241",
  "Cake loop" => "245",
  "The Nazca Room" => "258",
  "The Radio Lab" => "277",
  "The Sanctuary" => "291",
  "Lighthouse basement" => "304",
  "The Pi Room" => "314",
  "Winter Room" => "316",
  "The Mover Room" => "317",
  "Murtaugh's Communication Room" => "355",
  "The Ziggurat" => "378",
  "The Stalagmite Room" => "399",
  "The Error Room" => "404",
  "The Escher Room" => "411",
  "The Pit" => "442",
  "The Statue" => "452",
  "The Sewers" => "461",
  "Lighthouse digouts" => "462",
  "The Listeners Room" => "472",
  "The Twins Room" => "523",
  "Basement section" => "529",
  "Observation center" => "541",
  "Lighthouse dungeon" => "550",
  "Brick room" => "551",
  "The Root" => "552",
  "The Root (second area)" => "553",
  "The Loop (SNEE)|The Loop" => "555",
  "The End Ruins" => "580",
  "Exit" => "596",
  "The Zero Depths" => "601",
  "The Void" => "613",
  "The Void (second area)" => "614",
  "The Study" => "628",
  "The Clockwork Room" => "642",
  "Hell" => "666",
  "New Basement" => "672",
  "Looping traps" => "690",
  "The Watch Station" => "712",
  "Lucky Room" => "728",
  "Escape from Jay Is Games Room" => "731",
  "The Corridor" => "747",
  "The Defense Network" => "757",
  "Tomb trap" => "770",
  "The Barracks" => "777",
  "The Ship" => "800",
  "The Cliffs" => "806",
  "The Lost Plane" => "815",
  "UVB-76 room" => "837",
  "The Collector's Room" => "859",
  "The Prison Cells" => "875",
  "Cube Loop" => "888",
  "The Vista" => "902",
  "The Looping Sphere" => "917",
  "Solitary Confinement" => "923",
  "The Gem Harvester" => "947",
  "The Altar" => "966",
  "The Broken Clock Room" => "987",
  "The Excavation Site" => "992"
}

revbuild.rb

#!/usr/bin/env ruby

require_relative 'coords.rb'

def revget(coord)
  # This magical line gets only the first 8 bytes of a file and extracts the file size from that.
  # I had to read through the bloody flash specs for this.
  `curl http://www.mateuszskutnik.com/submachine/subnet_data/#{coord}.swf -sr 4-8`.unpack("L<")[0]
end

output = '{| class="article-table sortable"
!Name
!data-sort-type="text"|Coords
!data-sort-type="number"|REV size
|-
'

COORDS.each do |name,coord|
  output += "|[[#{name}]]\n"
  output += "|#{coord}\n"
  output += "|#{revget(coord)}\n"
  output += "|-\n"
end

output += "|}"

puts output