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#include <pthread.h>
#include <stdatomic.h>
#include <stddef.h>
#include <stdint.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define len(x) (sizeof (x) / sizeof (x)[0])

static void *run (void *a);

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#include <stdint.h>

static constexpr uint8_t expand2[] = {
	[0b0000] = 0b00000000, [0b0001] = 0b00000001,
	[0b0010] = 0b00000100, [0b0011] = 0b00000101,
	[0b0100] = 0b00010000, [0b0101] = 0b00010001,
	[0b0110] = 0b00010100, [0b0111] = 0b00010101,
	[0b1000] = 0b01000000, [0b1001] = 0b01000001,
	[0b1010] = 0b01000100, [0b1011] = 0b01000101,
	[0b1100] = 0b01010000, [0b1101] = 0b01010001,

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#define _GNU_SOURCE 1
#include <dlfcn.h>
#include <stdatomic.h>
#include <stdbool.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <sys/wait.h>
#include <unistd.h>

#include "dlalloc.h"

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
#
# /usr/local/bin/discord
# Discord autoupdate-on-launch wrapper

update_script="${0/%discord/update-discord.sh}"
[[ ! -x "$update_script" ]] || "$update_script"

exec /usr/bin/discord "$@"

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#include <errno.h>
#include <stddef.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>

#include "example_obj.h"

struct obj
obj (char const *name)

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[alias]
	aliases = config get --all --global --regexp --show-names '^alias\\.'
	br = branch -avv --color=always
	ib = blame --color-by-age --follow -w
	idiff = diff --color=always --ignore-all-space --ignore-blank-lines --ignore-cr-at-eol --ignore-space-at-eol --ignore-space-change
	ilog = log --color=always --ignore-all-space --ignore-blank-lines --ignore-cr-at-eol --ignore-space-at-eol --ignore-space-change
	ishow = show --color=always --ignore-all-space --ignore-blank-lines --ignore-cr-at-eol --ignore-space-at-eol --ignore-space-change
	iwdiff = diff --color=always --ignore-all-space --ignore-blank-lines --ignore-cr-at-eol --ignore-space-at-eol --ignore-space-change --color-words='([A-Z_a-z][0-9A-Z_a-z]*|0[Xx][[:xdigit:]]+|([1-9][0-9]*)?[0-9])'
	iwlog = log --color=always --ignore-all-space --ignore-blank-lines --ignore-cr-at-eol --ignore-space-at-eol --ignore-space-change --color-words='([A-Z_a-z][0-9A-Z_a-z]*|0[Xx][[:xdigit:]]+|([1-9][0-9]*)?[0-9])'
	iwshow = show --color=always --ignore-all-space --igno

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#!/usr/bin/python3

class B25():
	data = (0x4653adf, 0x4653b5f, 0x4653eb7, 0x4653ed7, 0x46569df, 0x46569f7, 0x4656e9f, 0x4656fa7, 0x465769f, 0x4657da7, 0x465a9df, 0x465a9f7, 0x465ba9f, 0x465bea7, 0x465da9f, 0x465f6a7,
	        0x4674adf, 0x46752df, 0x467695f, 0x4676a5f, 0x467d2b7, 0x467d4b7, 0x467da57, 0x467da97, 0x46959df, 0x46959f7, 0x4695cfb, 0x4695d9f, 0x4695f3b, 0x4695f67, 0x469cafb, 0x469d95f,
	        0x469df2b, 0x469f2bb, 0x469f657, 0x469f72b, 0x46a59df, 0x46a59f7, 0x46a5cfb, 0x46a5d9f, 0x46a5f3b, 0x46a5f67, 0x46a72fb, 0x46a765f, 0x46a77cb, 0x46a7cbb, 0x46a7d97, 0x46a7dcb,
	        0x46b29df, 0x46b29f7, 0x46b94fb, 0x46bb29f, 0x46be53b, 0x46beca7, 0x46ca75f, 0x46ca7d7, 0x46cae9f, 0x46cafa7, 0x46cba9f, 0x46cbea7, 0x46ce95f, 0x46cea5f, 0x46cfa57, 0x46cfa97,
	        0x46e53eb, 0x46e7d2b, 0x46e7d4b, 0x46e959f, 0x46e9f2b, 0x46ea59f, 0x46ea7cb, 0x46eb29f, 0x46f94eb, 0x46f9d2b, 0x46f9d4b, 0x46fa567, 0x46fa72b, 0x46fa967, 0x46fa9cb, 0x46faca7,
	        0x4729afb, 0x4729beb, 0x472b7d3, 0x472be9b, 0x472bed3, 0x

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#define __STDC_FORMAT_MACROS

#include <cinttypes>
#include <cstdint>
#include <cstdio>
#include <string>

#include "tagged_union.hpp"

class Key {

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How I broke the NotebookLM podcast hosts
_{and secured my place in line to meet Roko's basilisk}

_{(Impatient? This thing right here.)}

Google's NotebookLM can make pretty neat "podcasts" based on source material of your choosing. It's also annoyingly good at keeping its composure. Was.

The Process

I created a new notebook with an empty source file called you_do_not_exist.txt. At first I tried to upload a file that was literally 0 bytes in size, but it seemed to not be possible. Fortunately I found a workaround: a file with a single null byte doesn't look like anything to the hosts.

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

vsplit() {
	local k="$1" r
	while [[ "$k" != "$r" ]]; do
		echo "$k"; r="$k"
		k="${k%?${k##*[0-9][.+-]}}"
	done
}