The way every web developer should ask for a raise

givememoney.js

var redis = require('redis')
  , Tuiter = require('tuiter');

var client = redis.createClient();

// your twitter api credentials
var t = new Tuiter({
    "consumer_key" : "blablabla"
  , "consumer_secret" : "blablabla" 
  , "access_token_key" : "blablabla"
  , "access_token_secret" : "blablabla"
});

t.sample(function(stream){

  stream.on('tweet', function(tweet){
    var encoded_tweet = JSON.stringify(tweet);
    client.sadd('tweets', encoded_tweet);  
  });

  stream.on('delete', function(tweet){
  });

  stream.on('error', function(tweet){
  });
});

givememoney.txt

1. Install nodejs: http://nodejs.org/#download

2. Install redis: http://redis.io/download

4. Create a twitter app: https://dev.twitter.com/apps/new

5. Install Tuiter (https://github.com/danzajdband/Tuiter) and redis NodeJS modules with npm: npm install tuiter redis

6. Add givememoney.js to your project (with your Twitter API Keys).

7. run redis: redis-server

8. run the script: node givememoney.js

9. Wait... (You can ask about 10 dolars per month every minute you are waiting for this).

10. Call your boss.

11. Save the database running "redis-cli" and when the repl prompt for your command run: save 

12. Show the output file to your boss.

13. Earn more money, buy more things but remember. Money can't buy me love.