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13:41 <alisdair> 6000 keystrokes per hour
13:41 <alisdair> that seems high
13:43 <cheeseprocedure> 100 words per minute is 6000 words per hour, yes? 6000 keystrokes should be pretty easy
13:43 <cheeseprocedure> it does seem like a bizarre metric though
13:43 <cheeseprocedure> oh, data entry
13:44 <cheeseprocedure> so probably more like punching digits into a numpad mindlessly?
14:42 <Lefty> I could probaby type 6000 keystrokes per hour using only my buttcheeks
14:42 <Lefty> in fact I'm going to apply just to attempt that
14:42 <cheeseprocedure> i look forward to your after-action report
14:42 <cheeseprocedure> also, i hope they have spare keyboards
14:46 <Lefty> well, I can bring my own butt-optimized keyboard
14:47 <Lefty> they wouldn't be able to discriminate, there's laws you know
14:48 — cheeseprocedure consults butt-specific labour statutes
15:26 <ailuros> http://butt.holdings