Randomized text in Hashlips

gistfile1.txt

let action = [
    "Murdered by",
    "Killed by",
    "Squished by",
    "Slammed really hard into",
    "Tusseled with",
    "Choked on",
    "Steamrolled by",
    "Crushed by",
    "Impaled by",
    "Manhandled real bad by",
    "Shoved into",
    "Crashed into",
    "Stomped into the dirt by",
    "Last seen with",
    "Mind blown by",
    "Suffocated under",
    "Smothered by",
    "Eaten alive by",
    "Tortured by",
    "Stabbed over and over again by",
    "Punched in the face repeatedly by",
    "Incinerated by",
    "Scared to death by",
    "Bored to death by",
    "Poisoned by",
    "Mauled by",
    "Decapitated by",
    "Choked by",
    "Ravaged by",
    "Body slammed by",
    "Sliced in half by",
  ];
  let adjective = [
    " a hairy",
    " a plump",
    " an angry",
    " a hideous",
    " a sad",
    " a smelly",
    " a pathetic",
    " a flabby",
    " a killer",
    " a murderous",
    " a fluffy",
    " an old",
    " a lumpy",
    " a cuddly",
    " a razor sharp",
    " a flamboyant",
    " a gleeful",
    " a naughty",
    " an honorable",
    " a stupid",
    " an infected",
    " a really bad",
    " a wildly erotic",
    " a super sexy",
    " an extremely intelligent",
    " the strongest",
    " a fat",
    " the tallest",
    " the smallest",
    " the fastest",
    " a stealthy",
    " a sneaky",
    " a super slimy",
    " a sleepy",
    " a cold blooded",
    " a nasty",
    " a feisty",
    " a slippery",
    " a humongous",
    " a mysterious",
    " a psychopathic",
    " a little",
    " a tiny",
    " a skinny",
    " a lovely",
    " a friggin",
    " an unbelievably beautiful",
    " a really cool",
    " a creepy",
    " a horrendous",
    " a dimwitted",
    " a violent",
    " a rock hard",
    " a righteous",
    " a diabolical",
    " a pointy",
    " a stinky little",
    " an ancient",
    " a magical",
    " a New Age",
    " a secretive",
    " a horny",
    " a big 'ol",
    " a zealous",
  ];
  let noun = [
    " moose.",
    " beaver.",
    " pirate.",
    " nincompoop.",
    " dwarf.",
    " ghost.",
    " computer.",
    " cyborg.",
    " human.",
    " wizard.",
    " monkey.",
    " pineapple.",
    " foot.",
    " pumpkin.",
    " super soaker.",
    " hand grenade.",
    " bazooka.",
    " poopy pants.",
    " finger.",
    " Hulk Hogan.",
    " worm.",
    " appendage.",
    " popsicle.",
    " demon.",
    " hermit crab.",
    " hobo.",
    " banana.",
    " tourist.",
    " murderer.",
    " killer.",
    " gerbil.",
    " genius.",
    " rascal.",
    " goody two-shoes.",
    " pile of poo.",
    " thing.",
    " penis.",
    " fart.",
    " asswipe.",
    " barrage of arrows.",
    " Samauri sword.",
    " ninja.",
    " sumo wrestler.",
    " sk8er boi.",
    " Sasquatch.",
    " hobbit.",
    " troll.",
    " self-driving car.",
    " blueberry.",
    " gust of wind.",
    " Amazon Woman.",
    " alien.",
    " spaceman.",
    " tyrannosaurus rex.",
    " planet.",
    " zombie.",
    " hobgoblin.",
    " super mutant.",
    " venus flytrap.",
    " cactus.",
    " oak tree.",
    " whomping willow.",
    " guy.",
    " person.",
    " lady.",
    " megalodon.",
    " koala.",
    " steamroller.",
    " pothead.",
    " biker.",
    " bully.",
    " panther.",
    " pizza.",
    " cannonball.",
    " laser beam.",
    " surfer dude.",
    " fratboy.",
    " twink.",
    " gelatinous cube.",
    " cannibal.",
    " set of boobies.",
    " yoga teacher.",
    " weed wacker.",
    " razorblade.",
    " cheerleader.",
    " baby.",
    " salamander.",
    " candy bar.",
    " arrow.",
    " Bogeyman.",
    " squid.",
    " explosion.",
    " gummy bear.",
    " volcanic eruption.",
    " turtle.",
    " shadow.",
    " kid.",
    " stinker.",
    " ball sack.",
    " Golden Retriever.",
    " barnacle.",
    " panda.",
    " basketball.",
    " surf board.",
    " bicyclist.",
    " ninja star.",
    " wave.",
    " prankster.",
    " influencer.",
    " YouTuber.",
    " hipster.",
    " millennial.",
    " vegan.",
  ];
  let deathcause = {
    trait_type: "Cause of Death",
    value: action[Math.floor(Math.random()*action.length)] + adjective[Math.floor(Math.random()*adjective.length)] + noun[Math.floor(Math.random()*noun.length)]
  }
  let deathday = {
    // display_type: "date",
    trait_type: "Deathday",
    value: randoDate.toLocaleString("en", {"year": "numeric", "month": "long", "day": "numeric"})
  };
  attributesList.push(deathday, deathcause);