Random Giggle

.1_RANDOM_GIGGLE.md

I use this in my terminal prompt: itg.zsh-theme

.bash_profile

alias random_giggle="ruby random_giggle.rb"

random_giggle.rb

#!/usr/bin/env ruby

require 'json'

words_list_file = File.join File.dirname(__FILE__), 'words.json'

words = JSON.parse(IO.read(words_list_file))['words']
puts words.sample

words.json

{
  "words": [
    "bunny farts",
    "make awesome",
    "totally dude",
    "puppy kisses",
    "pow pow",
    "good feels",
    "kangaroo pockets",
    "happy meal",
    "mighty nice",
    "lemon squeeze",
    "utopic unicorn",
    "rainbow dash",
    "beautiful milk moustache",
    "lopp",
    "hammer time",
    "hi",
    "need for speed",
    "over 9000",
    "bubbles",
    "giant snowball",
    "in da face",
    "drop the bass",
    "good news everyone",
    "soggy chopsticks",
    "the plays",
    "chaaaaaaaarge",
    "shield masta",
    "T-Rex pushups",
    "Anonymous Dinosaur",
    "leeeerooooooooooooooooy jeeeenkins",
    "time’s up",
    "let’s do this",
    "volatile farts",
    "scared the bejesus out",
    "spongebob squarepants",
    "sweet moves bro",
    "aw yiss",
    "fuzzy dolphin cereal",
    "10 points",
    "forget IE6",
    "cattidude",
    "Watermelon",
    "Waterlemon",
    "coypu",
    "zombie tummy",
    "teehee",
    "⊙﹏⊙",
    "you’re a big dill!",
    "Kittie pur",
    "Snuggle",
    "Cosy Pillow",
    "Snuggle Fight",
    "Kitten Belly",
    "Huzzah",
    "Puffin",
    "Gouda",
    "LALALA",
    "Kiwi",
    "Manchengo",
    "Schweet",
    "yeah, son",
    "Lint-sniffer",
    "popple Dreams",
    "Puppy breath",
    "Cuddle Whispers",
    "Scooter Mouse",
    "Weasel Job",
    "Twitterpated",
    "Wienerschnitzel",
    "Mayor Maynot",
    "Doughnutastrophe",
    "Crumpetville",
    "Hip-hop Pooh-ray!",
    "Foo foo fits",
    "lil’duck!",
    "quack quack",
    "beep boop",
    "full benefits",
    "free dental",
    "[Puppy Town]",
    "TOOT!",
    "honey bear",
    "hug me",
    "pug bee",
    "fruit medic",
    "rainbow delirium",
    "concrete smoothie",
    "executive pajamas",
    "Tony Danza",
    "tapdance extravaganza",
    "banana phone",
    "pony race",
    "pee-pee pants",
    "whatchamadoodle",
    "thingamajig",
    "wiggle butt",
    "meep",
    "woodpecker lips",
    "Ewok parade",
    "twinkle toes",
    "BOB SAGET!!!!",
    "boa constrictor snuggles",
    "cactus hugs",
    "slippery seagull",
    "swingdance’n manatee",
    "caaaaaaaaaaaarl",
    "zombie alpaca lips",
    "C'est la vie ",
    "mon petit chou",
    "squirrel sass",
    "snickerdoodle",
    "ice cream dinner",
    "sal ta tlay ka siti",
    "hakuna matata",
    "maeeshed potaters",
    "zenvelope",
    "Mr.Sissippi",
    "dingleberry",
    "Thundercats! Assemble!",
    "liver deliver"
  ]
}