compliment generator in ruby

gistfile1.rb

class Array
  def rand
    self[Kernel.rand(self.size)]
  end
end

module Lisonja
  class PartiallyStolenComplimentGenerator
    VOWELS = ['a', 'e', 'i', 'o', 'u']
    ADJ1 = ['elegant', 'hearty', 'beautiful', 'fine', 'fabulous', 'pretty',
            'good', 'strong', 'indomitable', 'perfect', 'excellent', 'undaunted',
            'brilliant', 'heroic', 'confident', 'superlative', 'happy', 'diligent',
            'lovely', 'outstanding', 'jovial', 'courteous', 'hot-swappable', 'smart',
            'clever', 'gentle', 'generous', 'punctual', 'accomplished', 'expert',
            'skillful', 'consummate', 'talented', 'gifted', 'adept', 'capable',
            'amazing', 'impressive', 'remarkable', 'magnificent', 'superb',
            'stunning', 'outstanding', 'excellent', 'spectacular', 'splendid',
            'brilliant', 'fantastic', 'poised', 'excellent', 'exceptional',
            'pleasing', 'quite', 'rather', 'unusually', 'handsome', 'absolutely',
            'actually', 'altogether', 'considerably', 'entirely', 'fully',
            'perfectly', 'positively', 'purely', 'really', 'thoroughly',
            'totally', 'truly', 'utterly', 'wholly', 'clearly', 'performant']
    ADJ2 = ['broad-minded', 'big-hearted', 'quick-witted', 'open-minded',
            'success-oriented', 'strong-willed', 'heavy-hitting',
            'results-oriented', 'high-tech', 'cutting-edge', 'bi-coastal',
            'old-school', 'warm-hearted', 'fashion-forward', 'hands-on',
            'lean-and-mean', 'far-out', 'self-assured', 'go-getter',
            'web-savvy', 'socially-conscious', 'awe-inspiring', 'customer-oriented',
            'self-confident', 'well-balanced', 'easy-going', 'well-respected',
            'well-dressed', 'first-class', 'first-rate', 'well-behaved',
            'well-rounded', 'happy-go-lucky', 'self-assured', 'fun-loving', 'high-bandwidth',
            'high-cpu', 'highly-available', 'load-tested', 'battle-tested', 'multi-regional']
    NOUN = ['environment', 'server', 'IP', 'volume', 'disk-drive', 'floppy',
            'spool', 'database', 'router', 'instance', 'hostname', 'hash-table', 'firewall',
            'application', 'codebase', 'interface', 'collaborator', 'user', 'webmaster',
            'website', 'domain', 'processor', 'CPU']
    PREFIX_ANY = [ "Everyone admires your", 'I envy your', "Congratulations on your", "Kudos on the", "Job well done with the"]
    PREFIX_A = ["You have a",'I think you have a'] + PREFIX_ANY
    PREFIX_AN = ["You have an",'I think you have an'] + PREFIX_ANY

    def self.log
      @log ||= []
    end

    def self.run!
      noun = NOUN.rand
      adj1 = ADJ1.rand
      adj2 = ADJ2.rand
      prefix = VOWELS.include?(adj1.chars.first) ? PREFIX_AN.rand : PREFIX_A.rand
      generated = "#{prefix} #{adj1} #{adj2} #{noun}"
      log << generated
      generated
    end

  end
end