Jacob Santos jacobsantos

Notes

EggHead has an actual name, but the community knows him as "Egghead" or EggHead as his monkier, so that will be used throughout. EggHead will not get timestamps, because he does not speak enough to warrant it and will be interrupted enough that it will be hard to track.
The audio reference is from the YouTube video. The SoundCloud audio appears to be different and there seems to be edited from the video.
Listening to the SoundCloud or iTunes has much less cringe than the video. It is recommended that you listen to the first half.

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	'the describe function needs to have callable and context',
	// All of the options and tests are contained within this closure.
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	interface CacheDataInterface {
	public function setIndex($name, $group = '');
	public function index();

	public function setData( $value );
	public function data();

	public function increment( $offset = 1 );

	<?php

	interface StorageInterface {

	public function listen( $name, $listener, $priority = 10, $limitArguments = 1 );

	public function hasListener( $name, $listener = null );

	public function silence( $name, $listener, $priority = 10 );

	<?php

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	mkdir .libs
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	curl \
	g++ \
	openssl \
	libfreetype6-dev \
	libjpeg62-turbo-dev \
	libmcrypt-dev \

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	public void doSomething();
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