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trumpnames.md

Scone Fiddler

Wankmaggot General

Twatbiscuit

Westminster Flabby

DJ Tranny

Head Merkin

Unelected Occupying Party in the Whitehouse

Poor Man’s Rich Man

Red Trumtober

Keeping Up with the KKK

Hitler’s Brain Shoved into a Franken-Swede

Individual Who Number Ones

Limp… Everything

Loser of a Stair-ing Contest

From Russia with High LDLs

Commander General of the Sunken Texas Navy

Where’s Hunter

Rear Admiral Bone Spurs

Captain Chaos

Screaming Carrot Demon

T-word under the Bridge

Godzilla with less Foreign Policy Experience

Creep Throat

TinyHands

A Poor-man’s Enron Executive

Adolf Twitler

America’s Burst Appendix

Barbarian at the Debate

Pig D Energy

Faux-Gold Finger

Bribe of Chucky

Chicken Liberal

Cancer in a Wig

Damn Turd Pol

Dangerous Donny

Donny Bitchtits

Little D

Undescended Trumsticle

Danny Drumpf

Donny JK Drumpf

Undescended D

Diaper in Chief

Diddler in Chief

Cul-mager in Chief

Failed Mail Order Meat Man

Financially Embattled Thousandaire

Fragile Soul and Orange that You Left in Your Fridge Too Long

Gossamer Wingnut

Hair Apparent

Hair Furor

Hair Hitler

Just straight up you know he has specific demands as to how many TicTacs are in his room and he needs one and a half tubs of bronzer. Even if that means opening a new tub and scooping half out.

If a Toupée Grew Roots

I-Wish-I-Were-a-Baron

Kelly’s Zero

Negligent, Embezzling CEO of the Oompa Loompas.

Lady Fingers

A Fact that Needs Adjusting

Lord Dampnut

Machado Meltdown

Our Bad Choices Come Back to Haunt Us

Repercussions of You Not Voting

Lo Mein Furor

OCD (Obsessive, Consternating, Disease)

New York Pork Dork

Colbert called him an Orange Manatee and on behalf of manatees I am deeply offended.

Dick Cheese Energy

POTUS FUKUS

Turd Reich

Foodstamps Millionaire

A Pig in Lipstick Wearing a Gucci Bag

Scrooge McDeport

Stubby Fingers Queens Area

Illiterate Illuminati

Cowardly Lyin’

Dumpster

Dump Drumpf

Preserved-Durian Candidate

Censored for Health Reasons(T Word)

Not Appropriate for People Under the Age of Ever

Nancy Pelosi’s Safe Word

Grand Wizard of Abusing the Office

The Man of Chinese Steel

The Emperor Gets His Capital Gains Tax Back

The Emperor’s New Grease

Sophomoric Sniveler and Poorly-Carved Halloween Pumpkin

The White Kanye

Donald John Malan

Tic-Tac-Doh!

Skin-Dye-Coon

Truminator 3: Rise of the Mnuchin

Terminator 2: Judgement Drumpf

Man Who Doesn’t Accept a Terminator Limit

Trumplethinskin

Two-Pump Drumpf

Donseid’s Planet Apokolips

Twitter-Drunk Drumpf

Weak Donny

Guy Who Can’t Lift His Arm High Despite No War Injuries

License to Kneivel

Tempestuous Thousandaire

Crabby Colonizer

Mister Tantastic

Miss IngFoundation

Combover Khan

Prince of Political Failures

Daft Draft Dodger

Commander in Whining About It

RMS - Rapist Millionaire in Service

Dodgy Don

Darth Hater

Beta

Master DeBeta

Dunbeetle Donny

Dishonest

Disreputable

Distinguished only by disdain and his displeasurable dismissal of distinguished guests. Also he hates poetry

Demanding Don

Donald Dipshit

Donald Douche

Donny Duck Duck Go

My Friend’s Undescended Donald

Donald Duke

Donald David Duke

DDD/KKK Hard to Tell These Days

Donald Dump

Donnybaby

Only person to have an infantile balloon version of them look better

Donny StrangeLoaf

Duke Nuke the EU

Itty Bitty Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot hands

Reason Nintendo Canceled Toad

Quod Ego Demonstrandum

Duke Nuke Those Shithole Countries

Small Balls in Your Court

Dick Cheese

The Cousin of Dick Cheese, Nut Cheese

A Dope Noose

TwitDonalds

TwitRib

TwitPounder with Cheese

I Stand in Solidarity with ME

Costco Caeser

Little Donnie Sissypants

Long from Homo

Lonely and Derangered

If the Republican “Family” had a Lurch

Long Dong Putin

Putin’s Bedpan

Mad Hater

CityMDon’t come here ya nasty ass

Mega Low Maniac

Low jobs

Low housing

Low productivity

So what exactly were you creating in terms of jobs because if it’s not luxury ones then what are skilled workers going to retire into.

Ya Know that Crud that Builds Up on Your Sink and Shower

Harry Pooper

Ron Measly

If-Urine-You’re-In

Pussy Opposition

Putin’s Pet

Putin’s Painted Pet

Putin’s

Suicide Bummer

SpinKingK-does the Chinese Govt Own this?

Scrooge McDuckingCharges

Gourd Sent Back to Haunt Us

Wubba Lubba Trum Trum!

Cancerous Donnomas

Donny Chump

Donny “What size will impress you?”

The USA Bomber

Twitter Flaunter

Tweeter in Chief

Twat in Chief

Cunt-hander in Chief

Coochie-Hander in Chief

Twitter Twat

Filter Flitter

Interview Avoider

Question Quasher

Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball

Hobbling Punchline

Shuffling Satanist

Small Walk, Big Talk

Ramp-phobic Racist

Whiny Houston

Whiner DC

Wimpy Don Cheater

Whining Defendant Cheater

White Pride Piper

Just “The House” Now that its SO White

Yuge Cunt

Yuge Liar

Zenophobe and well-known bureaucrat

Unreality TV

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