Scone Fiddler
Wankmaggot General
Twatbiscuit
Westminster Flabby
DJ Tranny
Head Merkin
Unelected Occupying Party in the Whitehouse
Poor Man’s Rich Man
Red Trumtober
Keeping Up with the KKK
Hitler’s Brain Shoved into a Franken-Swede
Individual Who Number Ones
Limp… Everything
Loser of a Stair-ing Contest
From Russia with High LDLs
Commander General of the Sunken Texas Navy
Where’s Hunter
Rear Admiral Bone Spurs
Captain Chaos
Screaming Carrot Demon
T-word under the Bridge
Godzilla with less Foreign Policy Experience
Creep Throat
TinyHands
A Poor-man’s Enron Executive
Adolf Twitler
America’s Burst Appendix
Barbarian at the Debate
Pig D Energy
Faux-Gold Finger
Bribe of Chucky
Chicken Liberal
Cancer in a Wig
Damn Turd Pol
Dangerous Donny
Donny Bitchtits
Little D
Undescended Trumsticle
Danny Drumpf
Donny JK Drumpf
Undescended D
Diaper in Chief
Diddler in Chief
Cul-mager in Chief
Failed Mail Order Meat Man
Financially Embattled Thousandaire
Fragile Soul and Orange that You Left in Your Fridge Too Long
Gossamer Wingnut
Hair Apparent
Hair Furor
Hair Hitler
Just straight up you know he has specific demands as to how many TicTacs are in his room and he needs one and a half tubs of bronzer. Even if that means opening a new tub and scooping half out.
If a Toupée Grew Roots
I-Wish-I-Were-a-Baron
Kelly’s Zero
Negligent, Embezzling CEO of the Oompa Loompas.
Lady Fingers
A Fact that Needs Adjusting
Lord Dampnut
Machado Meltdown
Our Bad Choices Come Back to Haunt Us
Repercussions of You Not Voting
Lo Mein Furor
OCD (Obsessive, Consternating, Disease)
New York Pork Dork
Colbert called him an Orange Manatee and on behalf of manatees I am deeply offended.
Dick Cheese Energy
POTUS FUKUS
Turd Reich
Foodstamps Millionaire
A Pig in Lipstick Wearing a Gucci Bag
Scrooge McDeport
Stubby Fingers Queens Area
Illiterate Illuminati
Cowardly Lyin’
Dumpster
Dump Drumpf
Preserved-Durian Candidate
Censored for Health Reasons(T Word)
Not Appropriate for People Under the Age of Ever
Nancy Pelosi’s Safe Word
Grand Wizard of Abusing the Office
The Man of Chinese Steel
The Emperor Gets His Capital Gains Tax Back
The Emperor’s New Grease
Sophomoric Sniveler and Poorly-Carved Halloween Pumpkin
The White Kanye
Donald John Malan
Tic-Tac-Doh!
Skin-Dye-Coon
Truminator 3: Rise of the Mnuchin
Terminator 2: Judgement Drumpf
Man Who Doesn’t Accept a Terminator Limit
Trumplethinskin
Two-Pump Drumpf
Donseid’s Planet Apokolips
Twitter-Drunk Drumpf
Weak Donny
Guy Who Can’t Lift His Arm High Despite No War Injuries
License to Kneivel
Tempestuous Thousandaire
Crabby Colonizer
Mister Tantastic
Miss IngFoundation
Combover Khan
Prince of Political Failures
Daft Draft Dodger
Commander in Whining About It
RMS - Rapist Millionaire in Service
Dodgy Don
Darth Hater
Beta
Master DeBeta
Dunbeetle Donny
Dishonest
Disreputable
Distinguished only by disdain and his displeasurable dismissal of distinguished guests. Also he hates poetry
Demanding Don
Donald Dipshit
Donald Douche
Donny Duck Duck Go
My Friend’s Undescended Donald
Donald Duke
Donald David Duke
DDD/KKK Hard to Tell These Days
Donald Dump
Donnybaby
Only person to have an infantile balloon version of them look better
Donny StrangeLoaf
Duke Nuke the EU
Itty Bitty Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot hands
Reason Nintendo Canceled Toad
Quod Ego Demonstrandum
Duke Nuke Those Shithole Countries
Small Balls in Your Court
Dick Cheese
The Cousin of Dick Cheese, Nut Cheese
A Dope Noose
TwitDonalds
TwitRib
TwitPounder with Cheese
I Stand in Solidarity with ME
Costco Caeser
Little Donnie Sissypants
Long from Homo
Lonely and Derangered
If the Republican “Family” had a Lurch
Long Dong Putin
Putin’s Bedpan
Mad Hater
CityMDon’t come here ya nasty ass
Mega Low Maniac
Low jobs
Low housing
Low productivity
So what exactly were you creating in terms of jobs because if it’s not luxury ones then what are skilled workers going to retire into.
Ya Know that Crud that Builds Up on Your Sink and Shower
Harry Pooper
Ron Measly
If-Urine-You’re-In
Pussy Opposition
Putin’s Pet
Putin’s Painted Pet
Putin’s
Suicide Bummer
SpinKingK-does the Chinese Govt Own this?
Scrooge McDuckingCharges
Gourd Sent Back to Haunt Us
Wubba Lubba Trum Trum!
Cancerous Donnomas
Donny Chump
Donny “What size will impress you?”
The USA Bomber
Twitter Flaunter
Tweeter in Chief
Twat in Chief
Cunt-hander in Chief
Coochie-Hander in Chief
Twitter Twat
Filter Flitter
Interview Avoider
Question Quasher
Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
Hobbling Punchline
Shuffling Satanist
Small Walk, Big Talk
Ramp-phobic Racist
Whiny Houston
Whiner DC
Wimpy Don Cheater
Whining Defendant Cheater
White Pride Piper
Just “The House” Now that its SO White
Yuge Cunt
Yuge Liar
Zenophobe and well-known bureaucrat
Unreality TV