Jacob Roeland jacroe

New place:

Idly monitors my Foursquare check-ins.
When it sees that I've checked-in to a place I haven't been before that offers foodage (restaurants, fast food, food truck, etc.), sends a Pushover notification. The notification will have a link to a page filled with the restaurant's information and allows me to, at my convenience, enter what I'm getting. I submit the page.
After a set amount of time (30 minutes or so), it sends another notification asking me to rate my meal and leave comments. Saves to a database for lookup later.

Returning to a place:

Same as above.
When it sees that I've checked-in to a place that it has data about, the notification reflects that. ("You've been here before! So what are you having this time?") Links to page filled with past meals and comments. If I'm getting something new, lets me put in another meal. Submit the page.

I hereby claim:

I am jacroe on github.
I am jacroe (https://keybase.io/jacroe) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is 44EE 9EC2 1B25 0AB9 7550 5FE7 4704 2B3A 78C9 2DF5

To claim this, I am signing this object:

	public class BlowUpTheDisk {

	public static void main(String[] args) throws InterruptedException {
	for(int i = 0; i < 999999999; i++) {
	for (int j = 0; j < 999999999; j++) {
	System.out.println("999999999^2 double loops!");
	}
	}
	System.out.println("I'm so evil!!!");
	}

	import requests, sys

	# ------------------------------------------------------------

	APIKEY = "a2a73e7b926c924fad7001ca3111acd55af2ffabf50eb4ae5" # Taken from their live demo

	# ------------------------------------------------------------

	def main(word, onlyOne=False):
	r = requests.get("http://api.wordnik.com/v4/word.json/" + word + "/definitions?limit=200&includeRelated=true&sourceDictionaries=wiktionary&useCanonical=false&includeTags=false&api_key=" + APIKEY)

	if [ -z $1 ] \|\| [ ! -f $1 ]
	then
	echo "Usage: ./cmds [location of gif]"
	exit 1
	else
	output=/tmp/mustache
	rm -rf $output
	mkdir $output

	echo "Extracting gif..."

	You have to make almighty decisions when you're the creator. That's what painting is all about. It should make you feel good when you paint. Now let's put some happy little clouds in here. If there's two big trees invariably sooner or later there's gonna be a little tree.

	As trees get older they lose their chlorophyll. I'm gonna start with a little Alizarin crimson and a touch of Prussian blue Put light against light - you have nothing. Put dark against dark - you have nothing. It's the contrast of light and dark that each give the other one meaning. Trees live in your fan brush, but you have to scare them out.

	We don't have to be concerned about it. We just have to let it fall where it will. And that's when it becomes fun - you don't have to spend your time thinking about what's happening - you just let it happen. That's a crooked tree. We'll send him to Washington.