Dice-Best-Question-Ever.rb

#!/usr/bin/env ruby

@me = { :feelings => "unhappy", :career => "left", :cares => "for us"}
@you = {:feelings => "confused", :career => "right", :cares => "for me"}
@relationship = {:memories => 458000000000, :we => "gave it our best shot", :but => "We are going in different directions", :whats_best => "We should go our seperate ways" }
def working_relationship(response)
    words = response.sub("."," ")
    words = words.split(" ")
    for word in words
     say = case word
        when "sad"      :  "I'm sorry that your sad, but you'll be okay. I don't blame you for feeling that way."
        when "confused" :  "I'm confused as well, but we both know that this is for the best."
        when "angry"    :  "I've never wanted you to be angry, but you have to see that I'm thinking of whats best for you."
        when "idk"      :  "Thats understandable."
        end
      if say != nil
        puts say + "\n"
      end
    end
    puts "\n"
    puts "I'm sorry it ended up this way, but we will both be better off."
end

puts "\nWe need to talk. Please sit down."
puts "Its about us, I'm not sure if this is working out. We need to break up."
puts ""
puts "How do you feel?"
response = gets.chomp

working_relationship(response)