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A rant disguised as a code of conduct

Things that the regular code of conduct missed out

  1. Thou shalt not slam the door when thou leaveth the auditorium.
  2. Thou shalt take care not to kick the seat in front of you in the auditorium.
  3. Thou shalt make sure that thy phone is silenced.
  4. Thou shalt not jump the queue for lunch or tea.
  5. Thou shalt speak only in whispers if a session is in progress.
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Buy this man a beer 🍺

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