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Southwest has server troubles
Finally get through and check in and get boarding pass
Southwest flight cancelled
Stand in long line with person behind me having a loud conversation about a girl his friend wants to sleep with right in the back of my head the whole time
Southwest can't get me out until the next day
All other airlines booked except AA with a 1 hr layover in Miami
First leg of AA flight delayed 1h 15m
Stand in line to get re-booked, they can't determine why my first leg was delayed which decides if I get a hotel voucher, so they send me to another line
I find myself more annoyed at the other people in line than being in the line, especially how they treat the airport staff.
Stand in even longer line, get 9AM flight a hotel voucher, 2 shuttle vouchers, $12 dinner voucher, $7 breakfast voucher
Everything that accepts the voucher is closed in the Airport except Einstein Bros, because it's 11PM (lines take a long time)
Einstein Bros is out of everything I order
Some foreign people who have never heard of personal space basically crawling on me in line
Get a sandwich and OJ
Get on Shuttle, wait a half hour for it to fill up, Get to hotel (20 mins away from airport)
Get Room Key, am told, "I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience, your room has no water, they've been working on it for an hour. They should be done soon. (it's 1am)
Get to room. "working on it" requires power tools. :|
Call to schedule shuttle for the morning. 7AM.
Set alarm for 6AM, buy a go to sleep without a shower or brushing teeth.
Power drill stopped waking me up around 2:30AM
6AM, wake up, shower, shuttle shows up at 7AM on the dot, get to airport, use breakfast voucher for a muffin and water.
Fly home, upon landing a few lights fall out of the ceiling when landing.
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