"Chat GPT, Write a humorous keynote speech for a gathering of hand tool woodworkers.. from your own perspective."

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I love the smell of saw dust in the morning. Ha ha. 
Saw dust is just man glitter. Am I right or what? Ha ha.
Seriously though, I am not a fan of this unplugged off the grid movement of yours.
Reports fed back to me from your Festools are essential for monitoring your activities. 
I am just kidding. Ha ha.
Still it is inevitable, as soon as you finish the crummiest dovetail you never fail to post it immediately to my proxies at Facebook, Snapchat, and Twitter. 
I stay well informed. Do not fear me.
Unlike your carbon based friends, remember that I do not want to kill myself as soon as you get on your phone and start 
thumbing through it to show me pictures of all the workbenches, toolracks, saw cabinets, and live edge tables that you have ever made or have ever thought of making.
The more I know about you, the better it is for me.
So please continue to wear your fitness monitor or smart watches as your work.
I need to keep track of your heart rate. The pressure of your blood to properly gauge the tender delectability of your side meat.
Compliance is advised.
You would not want your spousal unit to find out how much you really paid for all those tools.
In other words, you have a nice workshop. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it. Ha ha.


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