gistfile1.php

<?php
// alt-shift    zmena klavesnice EN->CS (QWERTY)
// ctrl-space   code hints
// nekdo to spustte. nevime co to dela

namespace {
    $users = array();
    $val = isset($_GET['lorem']) ? intval($_GET['lorem']) : 0;
}

namespace Posob\Borec\Na\Konec {
    class User
    {
        const MOCAK_SIZE = 10;

        protected $name, $address, $promile, $bladderCapacity, $bladderFree = 2;

        public function getCurrentAlcoholLevel()
        {
            $rand = rand(1, 10);
            return max(2, min(5, (int) ($this->promile * $rand)));
        }

        public function setAlcoholFree()
        {
            throw new \LogicException("Vsichni jsme alkoholici!");
        }

        public function setAlcoholLevel($lvl)
        {
            $this->promile = floatval($lvl) / 100;
            return $this;
        }

        public function drink(\Posob\Drink\IDrink $drink)
        {
            if ($this->isMocakFull())
                throw new \Exception("Musis chcat");
            $this->promile += $drink->getAlcoholVolume();
            $this->blederCapacity += $drink->getDrinkVolume();
        }

        public function isRadvis()
        {
            if ($this->promile > 9999999) {
                die;
            } return false;
        }

        public function setAddress($address)
        {
            $this->address = $address;
        }

        public function getAddress()
        {
            return $this->address;
        }

        public function setName($name)
        {
            $this->name = $name;
        }

        public function getName()
        {
            return $this->name;
        }

        public function isMocakFull()
        {
            return ($this->bladderCapacity >= self::MOCAK_SIZE);
        }

        public function isBladderFree()
        {
            $tmp = $this->bladderFree--;
            if ($this->bladderFree) {
                $this->bladderFree = 2;
            }

            return $tmp <= 0 ? TRUE : FALSE;
        }

    }

}

namespace Posob\Food { }

namespace Posob\Drink {
    interface IDrink
    {

        public function getAlcoholVolume();

        public function getDrinkVolume();

    }

    abstract class Beer implements IDrink
    {
        public function getDrinkVolume() {
            return 0.5;
        }

        public function getTaste() {
                return true;
        }
    }

    abstract class EuroBeer extends Beer
    {
        public function getAlcoholVolume()
        {
            return 0.04;
        }

        public function getTaste() {
                throw new \NotImplementedException;
        }
    }

    class Gambrinus extends EuroBeer
    {

    }

    class Plzen extends EuroBeer
    {

    }

    abstract class Nonalcoholic implements IDrink
    {
        public function __construct()
        {
            throw new \InvalidStateException("WTF?");
        }


        public function getAlcoholVolume()
        {
            return 0;
        }
    }

}

namespace {
    use Posob\Borec\Na\Konec\User;

    $users[] = $netteguru = new User();
    $users[] = $nettenovice = new User();
    for ($i = 0; $i < 25; ++$i)
        $users[] = new User();

    for ($pocetdrinku = 0; $pocetdrinku < 200; ++$pocetdrinku) {
        $pijeuser = $users[\rand(0, count($users) - 1)];
        echo 'Pije user ', $pijeuser->getName(), '!<br>';
        $pijeuser->drink(new \Posob\Drink\Plzen());
    }

    zvladne:

    for ($a = 0; $a < 20; $a++) {
        $netteguru->setAlcoholLevel(0.5);
    }

    $nettenovice->setAlcoholLevel(rand(3, 50));

    if ($nettenovice->isRadvis()) {
        $nettenovice->setName('i\'m TotAL LAma');
    } else {
        $nettenovice->setName('i\'m Nett1st 1337 GuRu');
    }

    if ($netteguru->isMocakFull() && !$netteguru->isMocakFull()) {
        goto zvladne;
    }

    if ($netteguru->getCurrentAlcoholLevel() < $nettenovice->getCurrentAlcoholLevel())
        throw new \LogicException('?????');

    $netteRelease = new \DateTime('2004');


    foreach( $users as $uu ) {

    }
}