The World's Most Disappointing .zshrc File

.zshrc

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# THE GODDAMN PROMPT
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# Looks best with certain fonts, e.g. SFMono, smoothing enabled.
export PS1="
╭─%118F%n%f@%51F%m%f %226F%~%f
╰─○ "


# FUCK'N ZSH, MAN
# ---------------------------------------------------------------
zle_highlight+=(paste:none)


# THAT FUCK'N ZSH, MAN, SRLSY
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autoload -U select-word-style
select-word-style bash


# MAH SCRIPPS
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lcswift() {
    sh ~/scripts/linecount-swift.sh $1
}
lcdocs() {
    sh ~/scripts/linecount-docs.sh $1
}
lcobjc() {
    sh ~/scripts/linecount-objc.sh $1
}
dbranches() {
    sh ~/scripts/dbranches.sh
}


# PATH (WHAT ASSCRACK CALL'D IT THE PATH IT SHOULD BE PLURAL)
# ---------------------------------------------------------------
PATH="$PATH:/usr/local/bin/"


# HOMEBREW
# ---------------------------------------------------------------
PATH="/opt/homebrew/bin:$PATH"


# FUCKING GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKING FUCK WORKAROUND FOR FASTLANE
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export FASTLANE_ITUNES_TRANSPORTER_USE_SHELL_SCRIPT=1 export 
export FASTLANE_ITUNES_TRANSPORTER_PATH=/Applications/Transporter.app/Contents/itms


# PATH (XCODE)
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export DEVELOPER_DIR=/Applications/Xcode.app/Contents/Developer
PATH="$HOME/.fastlane/bin:$PATH"
PATH=$PATH:/Applications/Xcode.app/Contents/SharedFrameworks/DVTFoundation.framework/Versions/A/Resources/


# PLAYDATE
# ---------------------------------------------------------------
export PLAYDATE_SDK_PATH=~/Developer/PlaydateSDK


# GIT TAB COMPLETION
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# STEP 1:
# Download the damn tool from 
# https://github.com/git/git/blob/master/contrib/completion/git-completion.zsh
#
# STEP 2:
# Install the fuck'n tool at ~/.zsh/git-completion.zsh
#
# STEP 3:
# this bullshit:
fpath=(~/.zsh $fpath)
#
# STEP 3 PART TWO, THE BULLSHITTENING:
# Add this fuckn line because, for whatever reason, it won't work without it.
# I think the "comp" stands for "completion" but what the fuck.
autoload -Uz compinit && compinit


# GITHUB GPG SIGNING
# ---------------------------------------------------------------
export GPG_TTY=$(tty)


# GO
# ---------------------------------------------------------------
export GOPATH=$HOME/go


# MYSQL-CLIENT
# ---------------------------------------------------------------
PATH=/opt/homebrew/opt/mysql-client/bin:$PATH


# I FUCKING HATE RUBY SO MUCH
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PATH="$HOME/.rbenv/bin:$PATH"
eval "$(rbenv init - zsh)"


# FINAL PATH EXPORT
# ---------------------------------------------------------------
export PATH