gistfile1.rb

#!/usr/bin/env ruby

def tagz0r(char)
  return char if char == " "
  
  tagz0rz = %w{b i u s sub sup}.select{|c| rand(2) == 1}
  colorz0r = %w{aqua black blue fuchsia magenta orange yellow cyan green lime purple red teal}[rand(13)]
  sizez0r = (4..7).to_a[rand(4)]
  fontz0r = ["Arial","Century Gothic","Book Antiqua","Comic Sans MS","Courier New","Fixedsys","Franklin Gothic Medium","Garamond","Impact","Lucida Console","System","Times New Roman","Trebuchet MS","Verdana"][rand(4)]
  
  
 fart = tagz0rz.collect{|tagz0r| "[#{tagz0r}]"}.to_s
 fart += "[color=#{colorz0r}][size=#{sizez0r}][font=#{fontz0r}]#{char}[/font][/size][/color]"
 fart += tagz0rz.collect{|tagz0r| "[/#{tagz0r}]"}.to_s
end

out = ""

ARGV[0].split("").each do |char|
  out += tagz0r(char)
end

puts out