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Trolling #ualug like a boss
* Jozza (de9b7013@gateway/web/freenode/ip.222.155.112.19) has joined
<Jozza> hi
<inkybutton> oh btw
<inkybutton> hi Jozza
<inkybutton> passcod, sysadmin emailed me asking if we still need VM
<Jozza> whats going on
<inkybutton> is it still possible to set up jekyll on it with our site?
<inkybutton> welcome to ualug Jozza
<passcod> yea
<Jozza> so all that is done is welcomes?
<Jozza> boring
<inkybutton> passcod, hmmm
<master5o1> Jozza: no there is more
<master5o1> such as poorly done trolling, acceptably boring trolling and especially unamusing trolling
<inkybutton> dunno, i thought it should be kept in case future ualug people want a VM to use
<Jozza> sounds like a bunch of losers
<Mulder> hello
<inkybutton> setting up jekyll on the VM is probably more hassle than it's worth
<Mulder> there are no more welcomes tonight
<Mulder> NOTHING TO SEE HERE
<Jozza> thats more like it
<Jozza> mulder seems cool
<Mulder> i am cool
<Jozza> you others are not so much
<Mulder> so
<Mulder> what's up
<Mulder> do you play starcraft?
<passcod> I just want to keep a backup of the original (the really first one) site for awesomeness sake's (it's a treasure in its own right), but apart from that, yeah, not much reason to keep it. if there's a need in the future, will just ask again, right?
<Jozza> maybe i was wrong about you too
<inkybutton> maybe
<Mulder> maybe
<master5o1> maybe
>woot< !say #Ualug maybe
<woot> maybe
<Mulder> woot: maybe your penis
<Milos> maybe
<woot> Mulder: Maybe.
<Milos> LOL
<Jozza> i dont get it
<inkybutton> woot's in the mood tonight
<master5o1> Jozza: woot is kind of a bit retarded
<Mulder> it's getting hot in here
<master5o1> but he's okay
<passcod> that's a mild way of putting it
<inkybutton> passcod, well the original one is a static html site no?
<Mulder> you guys are mean
<Jozza> retards are a waste of money
<passcod> yeah, i'll just scrap that
<inkybutton> we could host it on github or something
<passcod> and put it in github
<inkybutton> mm
<Mulder> woot is just intellectually challenged
<Jozza> either way still should have been aborted for being deformed and costing tax payers too much in health costs
<Milos> you don't know shit about woot
<Milos> woot is the man
<Mulder> yes
<master5o1> MIlos speaks the truth.
<Mulder> the man
<inkybutton> aspie alert: very high
<Milos> woot: what would you do if I fucked you in the ass?
<woot> Milos: Go pet it.
<master5o1> woot: event though retarded is quite the amazing fellow.
<woot> master5o1: The world needs more people like you.
<master5o1> even*.
<Mulder> i wish we had a cloning machine
<Mulder> so we could clone master5o1
<master5o1> woot: no no we need more of you
<Mulder> and then
<Mulder> we could have
<woot> master5o1: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
<Mulder> master5o1.1
<Mulder> master5o1.2
<Mulder> master5o1.3
<Mulder> master5o1.4
<Mulder> etc
<Mulder> master5o1.0 can command them all through tor
<Mulder> or maybe
<passcod> you mean master5o2, master5o3, master5o4, right?
<Jozza> what a stupid name is master5o1
<Mulder> master5o1.x IS tor
<Mulder> what a stupid england is jozza
<master5o1> master5o499 master5o5o0/master5o5oo master5o5o1
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to inkybutton
<Milos> inkybutton, op pls
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Milos
>chanserv< op
-ChanServ- Insufficient parameters for OP.
-ChanServ- Syntax: OP <#channel> [nickname]
>chanserv< op #ualug
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to master5o1
<Mulder> inkybutton, i want fries with that plz
<Milos> LOL
<Jozza> oh look youre all opping yourself like tough guys do
<Milos> careful what you say jozza
<Milos> you might make woot angry
<Jozza> or what
* Milos gives channel operator status to woot
<Mulder> tough guys may need to kick strangers on irc
<Mulder> to fulfill their ego
<woot> roaar
<Jozza> some fancy op work from someone
<Jozza> how fun
<Mulder> are we having fun kids
<Jozza> not really
<Mulder> good
<woot> Jozza: why.
<Jozza> stumbling through irc channels is boring
<Mulder> i concur
<Mulder> who are you anyway
<Milos> do you live in New Zealand
<Mulder> and what are you doing here
<Jozza> finding ones with people active is often worse than those with only idling.
<Mulder> are you a student
<Mulder> do you go to AUT?
<Jozza> what
<Milos> do you go to uniteque
<inkybutton> hi
<inkybutton> hi
<inkybutton> hi
<Milos> hi
<Milos> hi
<Milos> hi
<master5o1> hi
<master5o1> hi
<master5o1> hi
<passcod> hi
<woot> hi
>woot< !say #ualug hi
<woot> hi
>woot< !say #ualug hi
<woot> hi
<woot> hi
>woot< !say #ualug hi
<woot> hi
<passcod> hi
<woot> hi
<woot> hi
<passcod> hi
<Milos> hi
<Milos> !quotes *
<Milos> !quotes *
<Milos> !quotes *
<woot> 2011-12-20 19:55:58 | <akiwiguy|dv6> so i don't need to do that
<woot> 2012-11-04 16:50:19 | <Milos> lol
<Milos> !quotes *
<woot> 2012-04-29 16:57:10 | <Mulder> utopic
<woot> 2012-01-30 23:17:55 | <Milos> it'll be mind-blastingly awesome I bet
<Milos> !quotes *
<master5o1> lol woot
<woot> 2012-04-16 10:44:29 | <master5o1> .,mnbvfdertyuiolkjhgfdsdfhkl;
<Milos> !quotes *
<Milos> !quotes *
<woot> 2012-01-06 15:39:50 | <spectre0> then you can expand out the two squared parts, combine the f^2, f, and c terms
<woot> 2012-01-03 19:01:45 | <spectre0> "Is there really a more effective way to stare into the abyss of human existence than dealing with crappy software? "
<Jozza> seems like woot ruined your combos
<Milos> woot: why did you do that
<inkybutton> that's rather deep coming from spectre0
<woot> Milos: Because I have been done that.
<Jozza> oh look woot is a bot
<Milos> no..
<Milos> woot: are you a bot
<woot> Milos: Nope.
<Milos> :)
<inkybutton> bai
<Milos> bye inky
<Jozza> then why does it react to this
* Milos has kicked inkybutton from #ualug (inkybutton)
<Jozza> !quote *
<Jozza> hmmm
<Jozza> okay
<master5o1> lol
<Milos> woot: are you human
<woot> Milos: Yes.
<Milos> woot: do you like the vaginas?
<woot> Milos: No.
<Milos> woot: are you gay?
<woot> Milos: Yes.
<Jozza> ew
<Milos> there you go boys and girls
<Jozza> thats just not normal
<Milos> woah woah woah
<Mulder> normal
<Milos> are you homophobe?
<Mulder> is tangent
<Mulder> to
<Mulder> shit
<Mulder> if N is normal to ov, then N.v = 0
<Mulder> comprende?
<Jozza> no
<passcod> why do all the random people are fucking idiots recently?
<Mulder> passcod, because you touch something at night
<Milos> passcod, what that sensensense makes no sentence
<Jozza> passcod: why are most people fucking idiots?
<Milos> woot: deal with jozza
<woot> Milos: I don't care.
<Jozza> good retard
<Jozza> apathy is your friend mister retard
<woot> Jozza: who the fuck are you calling retard
<Mulder> we've answered all your questions
<Mulder> so who are you
<Mulder> are you an AUT student?
<Jozza> no stand there apatheticaly waiting to be euthanised
<Mulder> we should be TAULUG
<Jozza> Mulder: im just browising channels on irc
<Mulder> that explains what you're doing
<Mulder> but not who you are
<Jozza> also im from uoa
<Mulder> i see
<Mulder> do you
<Milos> what do you study
<Mulder> study
<Mulder> law?
<Jozza> archetecture
<Milos> year 3?
<Mulder> year 5?
<Jozza> just about to start
<Milos> welcome to your worst nightmare with design
<Milos> good luck making the crits happy
<Jozza> so i have been told
<Jozza> i sure hope woot isnt a homo
<master5o1> http://ianscott.azurewebsites.net/
<Mulder> why ?
<Mulder> are you homophobic?
<Jozza> no i just dont like them
<master5o1> er...
<Milos> that's called being homophobic
<Mulder> -_-
<Milos> woot: what do you think about homos?
<Jozza> not afraid of them like a phobia
<woot> Milos: I am human!
<Milos> woot's a bit slow
<Jozza> well yeah retarded
<Milos> yeah just like you right?
<Jozza> no!
<Milos> oh is that so?
<Milos> perhaps you should start treating people fairly
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<Milos> fuck you master5o1
<master5o1> :D
<Milos> trolled me good
<Milos> I was just going to say "I don't see the connection between architecture students and IRC"
<master5o1> that was the most fun i have had in this channel in a long time.
<Milos> you were quite good at it
<master5o1> if only i thought of the homophobia bit before inkybutton left.
<Milos> lol yeah
<master5o1> could've gone on for hours just on that methinks.
<Milos> I would have got annoyed then DoSd you though
<master5o1> that's just silly.
<master5o1> :P
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