Stack Exchange Unicorn Voting 2014 User Script

unicorn-voting-2014.user.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name          Unicorn Voting 2014
// @description   Unicorn voting animations for everyone! FOREVER! (2014 edition)
// @version       1.0
// @include       http://stackoverflow.com/*
// @include       http://meta.stackoverflow.com/*
// @include       http://superuser.com/*
// @include       http://serverfault.com/*
// @include       http://stackapps.com/*
// @include       http://*.stackexchange.com/*
// ==/UserScript==

function EmbedFunctionOnPageAndExecute(function_contents)
{
    var exec_script = document.createElement('script');
    exec_script.type = 'text/javascript';
    exec_script.textContent = "(" + function_contents.toString() + ")()";
    document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(exec_script);
}

function EmbedFunctionOnPage(function_name, function_contents)
{
    var exec_script = document.createElement('script');
    exec_script.type = 'text/javascript';
    exec_script.textContent = function_contents.toString().replace(/function ?/, 'function ' + function_name);
    document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(exec_script);
}

EmbedFunctionOnPage('DoVote', function(vote_box, vote_up) {
    var p="http://i.stack.imgur.com/"
    function t(e,b,a,c,f,g){e=$("<div />").css({width:c,height:f,backgroundImage:"url("+p+e+")",position:"absolute",top:a,left:b,display:"none"}).appendTo("body");return g||e.fadeIn(),e.set=function(a){this.css("background-position","0px "+-f*a+"px")},e.finish=function(a){this.fadeOut(function(){$(this).remove();a&&a()})},e}
    function kick(e){(function(){d=!0;var b=e.offset(),a=t("1Fba1.png",b.left-100,b.top-40,151,100),c=0,f=setInterval(function(){a.set(c++);11==c&&e.css({position:"relative"}).animate({left:400,top:-100},1E3,"linear").animate({left:600,top:50},500,"linear").animate({left:0,top:0},1500,"linear",function(){d=!1});20==c&&(clearInterval(f),a.finish())},150)})()}
    function kiss(e){(function(){d=!0;var b=e.offset(),a=t("1XY5D.png",b.left-100,b.top-50,172,100),c=0,f=setInterval(function(){a.set(c++);20==c&&(clearInterval(f),a.finish(function(){d=!1}))},100)})()}
    function thumbsup(e){(function(){d=!0;var b=e.offset(),a=t("cMyYU.png",b.left,b.top+50,80,120),c=0,f=setInterval(function(){a.set(c++);20==c&&(clearInterval(f),setTimeout(function(){a.finish(function(){d=!1})},2E3))},100)})()}
    function balloon(e){(function(){d=!0;var b=e.offset(),a=t("4q8j8.png",b.left-60,b.top-80,120,101),c=0,f=setInterval(function(){a.set(c++);a.css("left",b.left-60-c);20==c&&(clearInterval(f),setTimeout(function(){a.finish(function(){d=!1})},2E3))},100)})()}function sad(e){(function(){d=!0;var b=e.offset(),a=t("cBop8.png",b.left-50,b.top-20,125,150),c=0,f=setInterval(function(){c++;var b=c%18;9<b&&(b=17-b);a.set(b);40==c&&(clearInterval(f),a.finish(function(){d=!1}))},100)})()}
    function dance(e){(function(){d=!0;var b=e.offset(),a=t("tjvfW.png",b.left-130,b.top-20,120,117),c=0,f=setInterval(function(){c++;var b=c%29;14<b&&(b=29-b);a.set(b);80==c&&(clearInterval(f),a.finish(function(){d=!1}))},100)})()}
    function hornsaber(e){var b=parseInt(e.css("font-size"));(function(){d=!0;var a=e.offset(),c=t("lyX66.png",a.left-80,a.top-40,120,109),f=0,g=setInterval(function(){f++;var a=f-3;19<a&&(a=18-(a-20)%8,15>a&&(a=30-a));13==f&&e.animate({fontSize:0});c.set(Math.max(0,a));40==f&&(clearInterval(g),e.animate({"font-size":b},1E3),c.finish(function(){d=!1}))},150)})()}
    function impale(e){(function(){d=!0;e.css({position:"relative"});var b=e.offset(),a=$(window).width()-140,c=t("xBS3c.png",a,b.top-20,140,102),f=0,g=setInterval(function(){f++;a-=20;a<b.left+30&&e.css("left",a-b.left-30);c.set(f%15);c.css("left",a);-140>a&&(clearInterval(g),setTimeout(function(){e.hide().css("left",0).fadeIn("slow")},2E3),c.finish(function(){d=!1}))},50)})()}
    function horntoss(e){(function(){d=!0;var b=e.offset(),a=t("RXgxY.png",b.left+300,b.top-130,100,114),c=0,f=setInterval(function(){a.set(c++);18==c&&(horn=t("RXgxY.png",b.left+290,b.top-40,15,12,!0),horn.set(159),horn.show().animate({left:b.left+30,top:b.top+15},700,"linear"));20==c&&(clearInterval(f),setTimeout(function(){a.finish();horn.finish(function(){d=!1})},2E3))},100)})()};
                    
    var upvote = [kiss, thumbsup, balloon, dance]
    var downvote = [kick, sad, hornsaber, impale, horntoss]
    if (vote_up)
        upvote[Math.random() * upvote.length | 0](vote_box.siblings('.vote-count-post'))
    else
        downvote[Math.random() * downvote.length | 0](vote_box.siblings('.vote-count-post'))
});

EmbedFunctionOnPageAndExecute(function() {
    $('.vote .vote-up-off').click(function() { DoVote($(this), true); });
    $('.vote .vote-down-off').click(function() { DoVote($(this), false); });
});