install npm install -g rmutt, run rmutt thistextinafi.le

TrumpRmutt

Output: Sentence "\n";

Sentence: SentenceIamGreat, SentenceBlaming, SentenceProduct, AdviceStupid, SentenceMake;

SentenceIamGreat: "It is a " HowItIs " "Thing ". " ParticleAfterMe;

AdviceStupid: "They say: " Advice "." ("I mean, like " areLike " programmers do?!",ParticleAfterOthers); 

SentenceBlaming: (mainAntagonist=Antagonist) ParticleBefore ": The " mainAntagonist "is " evil (".","!"{1,6}) ParticleAfterMe;

SentenceProduct: (mainProduct=Product) "I looked at " mainProduct " " Antagonist " made it " ThingsAre (".", "!"{1,6});

SentenceMake: "I will make a " HowItIs " " Thing ". And I make " Antagonist ("pay for ","write documentation for ", "rebase ", "refactor ") "it" (".","!"{1,6}) ParticleAfterMe;

Thing: "Commit", "Patch", "Change", "Improvement", "Fix", "Update", "alt-feature";

HowItIs: "yuuge ", "great ", "the best ", "tremendous ";

ParticleAfterMe: " Believe me!", " Just look!", "TRUTH";

ParticleAfterOthers: "FAKE", "LIERS", "BAD", "DUMB", "WRONG", "SAD", "I DONT think SO";

ParticleBefore: "Here it is", "Many people have been telling me", "Let me tell you";

Antagonist: "the " ("PICKY","nitpicking", "") " reviewer ", "the "("bureaucratic ", "pencil-pushing ", "") " Architecture Commitee ", " Community ";

Advice: "Do not use GOTO", "use composer", "write comments", "write documentation", "write unit tests", "provide a commit message", "do a rebase", "Do not use bitshifts in JavaScript", "Bugs are not alt-Features", "talk to the UX people", "No single char varialbes";

evil: "LYING", "hiding something", "crooked", "in trouble", "NOT our Firend", "not AMREICAN";

areLike: "communists", "woman", "mexican", "chinese", "gay";

ThingsAre: "terrible", "bad", "broken";

Product: "MediaWiki", "Wikidata", "Flow", "Visual Editor", "Wikitext 2.0", "Lua Templates";



// depreciation: "loosers"
// I dont think so!
// HowBad: crooked
// all bad, great again, not anymore. Everybody, except us. Major problem, I don't know if…
// got the best words; tell 'em;  “That’s wrong. They were wrong. It’s The New York Times, they’re always wrong. They were wrong.”, amazing, tremendous, the best.
//"No, I dont know if you…" “That is a mainstream media nonsense that is put out by her because you know, frankly, I think the best person in her campaign is mainstream media.” “That’s called business, by the way,” Many people say, I head people say; (Parody of Mexians statements) "They are not your firends", "They are not commiting their best", "Lines of code that have a lot of problems!" "Because of my genius"
// alt features

Lydia: add "SAD"