If you're shipping iOS apps,
and dream of the bucks you'll make,
you might think of "going native",
but Xcode's a big headache.
That's why we have things like PhoneGap
(or whatever it's called this week).
It lets you install a web app
without any need to speak...
Objective-C
Objective-C
Don't need use that for
get in the App Store,
take it from me!
If you need help ask Brian Leroux
(just make sure he's sober when you do).
So fast you'll be shipping
when you are skipping
Objective-C!
HTML had HAML,
and CSS had SASS.
But JS had just JS,
and that was that, alas.
Now CoffeeScript has brought us
a terse style of its own.
But there's just one little problem
when an error's thrown...
Can you see the line it's on?
That line number isn't in your code.
And it's enough to make me stick with JavaScript
'til source maps land in Node.
I hate semicolons.
I hate semicolons.
I hate semicolons.
I hate semicolons.
It's...
Supercalifragilisticexpialido.js!
Run it in the browser or the server using node.js.
You can use it in production but the code is kinda slow.js.
Supercalifragilisticexpialido.js!
Building mobile sites, where there's no IE,
using ES5 makes you feel alive, no more jQuery!
Too bad Gingerbread's still so damn widespread.
Sure, it's still WebKit, but it runs like shit:
Android 2.3
Gzip-a-dee-doo-dah, gzip-a-dee-ay.
Save on bandwidth; make your content DEFLATE.
Your site will feel snappy and more lightweight.
Gzip-a-dee-doo-dah, gzip-a-dee-ay.
It's 2012 and still we are
polyfilling XHR.
Where's my client-side require?
It makes me blue.
Oh Jed, why the gloom and doom?
Just look out there in this room!
Surely then you'll change your tune.
We all care too.
Good point Mandy, now I see.
It's all up to you and me.
What we want JS to be
we'll make come true.
So to all our attendees,
learn from eachother and please
use your hard-earned expertise,
make something new!
wordpress was right code is poetry