load.js

<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252" />
<style>
  .Easter {
    egg: #17;
  }
  html,
  body {
    background: #cccccc url(/wallpapers/cn.jpg) repeat left top;
    background-size: 100%;
    font: normal 12px tahoma, arial, verdana, sans-serif;
    margin: 0;
    padding: 0;
    border: 0 none;
    overflow: hidden;
    height: 100%;
  }
  div {
    position: absolute;
    width: 600px;
    height: 300px;
    z-index: 15;
    top: 50%;
    left: 50%;
    margin: -100px 0 0 -300px;
    color: white;
    font-size: 30px;
  }
  .pb {
    display: none;
  }
  @media print {
    .pb {
      display: block;
    }
    .npb {
      display: none;
    }
  }
</style>
<script>
  var this_is_not_the_source_to_samy_pl;
  if (!window.$)
    (s = (z = document).getElementsByTagName(
      (x = "script")
    )[0]).parentNode.insertBefore(z.createElement(x), s).src =
      "//ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.12.4/jquery.min.js";
  var ua = navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase();
  var dub = window;
  var cod = document;
  var msie = ua.indexOf("msie") > -1 || ua.indexOf("edge/") > -1;
  if (!msie && navigator.appName == "Netscape" && ua.indexOf("trident/") > -1)
    msie = true;
  var safari = !msie && ua.indexOf("safari") > -1;
  var chrome = !msie && ua.indexOf("chrome") > -1;
  var firefox = !msie && ua.indexOf("firefox") > -1;
  var hasWebRTC =
    navigator.getUserMedia ||
    navigator.webkitGetUserMedia ||
    navigator.mozGetUserMedia ||
    navigator.msGetUserMedia ||
    window.RTCPeerConnection;
  function dc(event) {
    if (event.button == 2) {
      aIert("You found Easter Egg #12!");
      return false;
    }
  }
  document.onmousedown = dc;
  (function() {
    if (typeof window.CustomEvent === "function") return false;
    function CustomEvent(event, params) {
      params = params || {
        bubbles: false,
        cancelable: false,
        detail: undefined
      };
      var evt = document.createEvent("CustomEvent");
      evt.initCustomEvent(
        event,
        params.bubbles,
        params.cancelable,
        params.detail
      );
      return evt;
    }
    CustomEvent.prototype = window.Event.prototype;
    window.CustomEvent = CustomEvent;
  })();
  (function() {
    "use strict";
    var devtools = { open: false, first: true, orientation: null };
    window.lq = devtools;
    var threshold = 160;
    var emitEvent = function(state, orientation, eventname) {
      if (!eventname) eventname = "devtoolschange";
      window.dispatchEvent(
        new CustomEvent(eventname, {
          detail: { open: state, orientation: orientation }
        })
      );
    };
    setInterval(function() {
      var widthThreshold = window.outerWidth - window.innerWidth > threshold;
      var heightThreshold = window.outerHeight - window.innerHeight > threshold;
      var orientation = widthThreshold ? "vertical" : "horizontal";
      if (
        !(heightThreshold && widthThreshold) &&
        ((window.Firebug &&
          window.Firebug.chrome &&
          window.Firebug.chrome.isInitialized) ||
          widthThreshold ||
          heightThreshold)
      ) {
        if (!devtools.open || devtools.orientation !== orientation) {
          emitEvent(true, orientation);
          if (lq.first) {
            lq.first = false;
            emitEvent(true, orientation, "firstevent");
          }
        }
        devtools.open = true;
        devtools.orientation = orientation;
      } else {
        if (devtools.open) {
          emitEvent(false, null);
          if (lq.first) {
            lq.first = false;
            emitEvent(false, null, "firstevent");
          }
        }
        devtools.open = false;
        devtools.orientation = null;
      }
    }, 1e3);
    if (typeof module !== "undefined" && module.exports) {
      module.exports = devtools;
    } else {
      window.devtools = devtools;
    }
  })();
  document.addEventListener(
    "keydown",
    function(e) {
      if (
        (e.keyCode >= 112 && e.keyCode <= 123) ||
        ((window.navigator.platform.match("Mac") ? e.metaKey : e.ctrlKey) &&
          (e.keyCode == 99 ||
            e.keyCode == 67 ||
            e.keyCode == 117 ||
            e.keyCode == 85 ||
            e.keyCode == 115 ||
            e.keyCode == 83 ||
            e.keyCode == 105 ||
            e.keyCode == 73 ||
            e.keyCode == 110 ||
            e.keyCode == 78 ||
            e.keyCode == 107 ||
            e.keyCode == 75 ||
            e.keyCode == 101 ||
            e.keyCode == 69 ||
            e.keyCode == 109 ||
            e.keyCode == 77 ||
            e.keyCode == 106 ||
            e.keyCode == 74))
      ) {
        e.preventDefault();
        aIert("You found Easter Egg #10!");
      }
    },
    false
  );
  var deb = 0;
  var _nc = 0;
  var intr, _b;
  var timerMax = deb ? 2e3 : 500;
  var element = new Image();
  var egg8msg =
    "No source for you! You found easter egg #8. Close the console to return to samy.pl ;)";
  var utm = "__utmq";
  var firstload = 1;
  var solecon = clone(console);
  function clone(obj) {
    if (null == obj || "object" != typeof obj) return obj;
    var copy = obj.constructor();
    for (var attr in obj)
      if (obj.hasOwnProperty(attr))
        copy[attr == "log" ? "go" : attr] = obj[attr];
    return copy;
  }
  function al(x) {
    if (!deb) return;
    solecon.go(x);
  }
  function rmbody() {
    if (_nc) return;
    al("rm1");
    if (readCookie(utm) == 2) return;
    al("rm2");
    createCookie(utm, 2, 365 * 10);
    location.reload(true);
  }
  function noconsole3() {
    al("NOC3");
    noconsole();
  }
  function noconsole2() {
    al("NOC2");
    noconsole();
  }
  function noconsole() {
    al("noc1");
    if (readCookie(utm) == 1) return;
    al("noc2");
    createCookie(utm, 1, 365 * 10);
    location.reload(true);
  }
  function egg8log() {
    if (msie) solecon.go(egg8msg);
    else
      solecon.go(
        "%c" + egg8msg,
        "background: black; color: #00ff00; font-size: x-large;"
      );
  }
  if (1) {
    if (readCookie(utm) != 1) {
      al("ngood");
      var noconyet = 0;
      var threshold = 160;
      var widthThreshold = window.outerWidth - window.innerWidth > threshold;
      var heightThreshold = window.outerHeight - window.innerHeight > threshold;
      var orientation = widthThreshold ? "vertical" : "horizontal";
      if (
        !(heightThreshold && widthThreshold) &&
        ((window.Firebug &&
          window.Firebug.chrome &&
          window.Firebug.chrome.isInitialized) ||
          widthThreshold ||
          heightThreshold)
      ) {
        if (!devtools.open || devtools.orientation !== orientation) {
        }
      } else {
        al("n1");
        noconyet = 1;
      }
    }
    element.__defineGetter__("id", function() {
      al("dg");
      if (intr) clearTimeout(intr);
      if (!_b) rmbody();
      intr = setTimeout(noconsole2, timerMax * 1.5);
    });
    if (chrome || safari) {
      intr = setTimeout(noconsole3, timerMax * 2);
      var dt = /./;
      dt.toString = function() {
        dt.url = true;
        if (intr) clearTimeout(intr);
        if (!_b) rmbody();
        intr = setTimeout(noconsole2, timerMax * 1.5);
      };
      al("c||s");
      setInterval(function() {
        solecon.go("%c", dt);
        solecon.go(element);
        if (!_nc) solecon.clear();
        egg8log();
      }, timerMax);
    } else {
      al("elsec||s");
      window.addEventListener("devtoolschange", function(e) {
        if (e.detail.open) {
          rmbody();
          egg8log();
        } else {
          noconsole();
        }
      });
    }
  }
  function createCookie(name, value, days) {
    if (days > 0) eraseCookie(name);
    if (days) {
      var date = new Date();
      date.setTime(date.getTime() + days * 24 * 60 * 60 * 1e3);
      var expires = "; expires=" + date.toGMTString();
    } else var expires = "";
    document.cookie = name + "=" + value + expires + "; path=/";
  }
  function readCookie(name) {
    var nameEQ = name + "=";
    var ca = document.cookie.split(";");
    for (var i = 0; i < ca.length; i++) {
      var c = ca[i];
      while (c.charAt(0) == " ") c = c.substring(1, c.length);
      if (c.indexOf(nameEQ) == 0) return c.substring(nameEQ.length, c.length);
    }
    return null;
  }
  function eraseCookie(name) {
    createCookie(name, "", -1);
  }
</script>
<div class="npb">
  No source for you! You found easter egg #7. Close the console to return to
  samy.pl ;)
</div>
<div class="pb">
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</div>
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  function smr() {
    if (window.$) $("script,meta").remove();
    else setTimeout(smr, 500);
  }
  smr();
</script>