Just monkeying around...

monkey_paste.php

<?php

// this is an example paste

class Monkey {

    public $banana;
    private $hp;
    private $tummy;

    public function __construct()
    {
        $this->tummy = new Tummy('20');
        $this->hp = new HP('200');
    }

    public function fetch_banana()
    {
        $this->banana = new Banana();
    }

    public function eat($food)
    {
        $this->hp->add($food->hp());
        $this->tummy->fill($food->volume());
        if ($this->tummy->full()) {$this->poo();}
    }

    public function throw($stuff)
    {
        $object->fly();
    }

    public function poo()
    {
        $poo = new Poo($this->tummy->excess());

        // nice paste!

        if (rand(0,1))
        {
            $this->throw($poo);
        }
        else
        {
            $this->eat($poo);
        }
    }
}