Just playing around with a PHP SQL library idea ...

sqlph.php

<?php
 
// get a user
$user = Sqlph::select('user')
  ->where('username')->equals($username)
  ->and('password')->equals($password)
  ->limit(1)
  ->fetch();
 
echo sprintf('Hello, %s!', $user->username); // access this way?
echo sprintf('Hello, %s!', $user->get('username'));
echo sprintf('Hello, %s!', $user->getUsername());
echo sprintf('Hello, %s!', $user->username());
 
// get products matching search term
$products = Sqlph::select('product')
  ->where('name')->like($search_term);