High performance malloc implementation

malloc.hpp

uintptr_t base;
const uintptr_t height = 100000000;
std::mt19937 rng;
[[gnu::constructor]] void init_malloc() {
	base = (uintptr_t) sbrk(height);
}
void* malloc(size_t) { // parameter ignored, we don't need it
 	return (void*)(base + rng() % height); // odds of any collision is like, low
}
void free(void*) {} // no-op