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<!doctype html>
<!--[if lt IE 7 ]> <html lang="en" class="no-js ie6"> <![endif]-->
<!--[if IE 7 ]> <html lang="en" class="no-js ie7"> <![endif]-->
<!--[if IE 8 ]> <html lang="en" class="no-js ie8"> <![endif]-->
<!--[if IE 9 ]> <html lang="en" class="no-js ie9"> <![endif]-->
<!--[if (gt IE 9)|!(IE)]><!--> <html lang="en" class="no-js"> <!--<![endif]-->
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge,chrome=1">
<title></title>
<meta name="description" content="">
<meta name="author" content="">
<link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Oswald' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'>
<style type="text/css">
html, body {
background: #000;
color: #fff;
font-family: 'Oswald', arial, serif;
font-size: 22px;
text-align: center;
text-transform: uppercase;
}
h1 {
font-size: 58px;
}
h2 {
font-size: 32px;
}
ol {
margin: 40px auto;
}
li {
list-style: none;
}
div {
font-size: 18px;
margin: 60px 0px 0px;
}
a:active,
a:link,
a:hover,
a:visited {
color: #fff;
text-decoration: none;
}
a:hover {
text-decoration: underline;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<h1>Fuck you, turn on JavaScript.</h1>
<p>Reasons you might not have JavaScript enabled:</p>
<ol>
<li>You are paranoid.</li>
<li>You are stupid.</li>
<li>You work for a shitty company.</li>
</ol>
<h2>You are killing the web. Fuck you.</h2>
<script type="text/javascript">
var _gaq = _gaq || [];
_gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-10592695-5']);
_gaq.push(['_trackPageview']);
(function() {
var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true;
ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js';
var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s);
})();
</script>
</body>
</html>
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