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| <!doctype html> | |
| <!--[if lt IE 7 ]> <html lang="en" class="no-js ie6"> <![endif]--> | |
| <!--[if IE 7 ]> <html lang="en" class="no-js ie7"> <![endif]--> | |
| <!--[if IE 8 ]> <html lang="en" class="no-js ie8"> <![endif]--> | |
| <!--[if IE 9 ]> <html lang="en" class="no-js ie9"> <![endif]--> | |
| <!--[if (gt IE 9)|!(IE)]><!--> <html lang="en" class="no-js"> <!--<![endif]--> | |
| <head> | |
| <meta charset="UTF-8"> | |
| <meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge,chrome=1"> | |
| <title></title> | |
| <meta name="description" content=""> | |
| <meta name="author" content=""> | |
| <link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Oswald' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'> | |
| <style type="text/css"> | |
| html, body { | |
| background: #000; | |
| color: #fff; | |
| font-family: 'Oswald', arial, serif; | |
| font-size: 22px; | |
| text-align: center; | |
| text-transform: uppercase; | |
| } | |
| h1 { | |
| font-size: 58px; | |
| } | |
| h2 { | |
| font-size: 32px; | |
| } | |
| ol { | |
| margin: 40px auto; | |
| } | |
| li { | |
| list-style: none; | |
| } | |
| div { | |
| font-size: 18px; | |
| margin: 60px 0px 0px; | |
| } | |
| a:active, | |
| a:link, | |
| a:hover, | |
| a:visited { | |
| color: #fff; | |
| text-decoration: none; | |
| } | |
| a:hover { | |
| text-decoration: underline; | |
| } | |
| </style> | |
| </head> | |
| <body> | |
| <h1>Fuck you, turn on JavaScript.</h1> | |
| <p>Reasons you might not have JavaScript enabled:</p> | |
| <ol> | |
| <li>You are paranoid.</li> | |
| <li>You are stupid.</li> | |
| <li>You work for a shitty company.</li> | |
| </ol> | |
| <h2>You are killing the web. Fuck you.</h2> | |
| <script type="text/javascript"> | |
| var _gaq = _gaq || []; | |
| _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-10592695-5']); | |
| _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); | |
| (function() { | |
| var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; | |
| ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; | |
| var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); | |
| })(); | |
| </script> | |
| </body> | |
| </html> |
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