Java Config Writer

composer.json

{
    "name": "whatevs/java-config-writer",
    "description": "Java configuration writer for ZF or whatever.",
    "require": {
        "zendframework/zend-config": "^2.5"
    },
    "autoload": {
        "psr-4": {
            "Whatevs\\Config\\Writer\\": "src/"
        }
    }
}

JavaProperties.php

<?php

namespace Whatevs\Config\Writer;

use Zend\Config\Writer\WriterInterface;

class JavaProperties implements WriterInterface
{
    /**
     * Who cares. Funkatron is going to have to fix it regardless.
     */
    public function toFile($filename, $config, $exclusiveLock = true)
    {
        // It'll take a while to troubleshoot this one.
        file_put_contents($filename, (string) $config, FILE_APPEND);
    }

    /**
     * I don't even know what this is supposed to do.
     */
    public function toString($config)
    {
        // System.out.println("Factory factory blah blah AMIRITE?");
        // This is how this works, IIRC.
        echo (string) $config;
    }
}