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An attempt at using lolcode for numerical shit (for great justice?) Currently doesn't work >_<
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| OBTW | |
| USED MATHIFIED VRSN OF INTERPRETER FROM http://www.icanhaslolcode.org/ | |
| NAOW INCLUDES POWR AN LOLG (pow() and log() from math.h) | |
| U CAN FIND @ http://github.com/jesusabdullah/lolcode | |
| ALSO http://lolcode.com/specs/1.2 AN http://lolcode.com/proposals/1.3/bukkit | |
| O AN SOME OBJECT STUFF?? IZ CONFUSING | |
| CRUISE CONTROL ETC | |
| WRITTN BY JOSHUA HOLBROOK | |
| ADOPTED FROM `Computer Code to Calculate h "RODS-415"' FROM ZARLING | |
| LICENSED UNDER THE WTFPL | |
| TLDR | |
| CAN HAS STDIO? | |
| CAN HAS MATH? | |
| HAI 1.3 | |
| I HAS A PIE ITZ 3.14159265 | |
| HOW DUZ I PIARSKWAR YR DIAMETER? | |
| I HAS A RADIUS ITZ QUOSHUNT OF DIAMETER AN 2.0 | |
| I HAS A ARSKWAR ITZ PRODUKT OF RADIUS AN RADIUS | |
| I HAS A PIARSKWAR ITZ PRODUKT OF PIE AN ARSKWAR | |
| FOUND YR PIARSKWAR | |
| IF U SAY SO | |
| HOW DUZ I PITIEMZ YR DIAMETER? | |
| I HAS A PITIEMZ ITZ PRODUKT OF PIE AN DIAMETER | |
| FOUND YR PITIEMZ | |
| IF U SAY SO | |
| HOW DUZ I AVERAGE YR X AN YR Y? | |
| I HAS A ADDISHUN ITZ SUM OF X AN Y | |
| I HAS A AVG ITZ QUOSHUNT OF ADDISHUN AN 2.0 | |
| FOUND UR AVG | |
| IF U SAY SO | |
| HOW DUZ I NDIMTEMP YR T AN YR TSTDY AN YR TINF? | |
| I HAS A TOPPART ITZ DIFF OF T AN TINF | |
| I HAS A BOTTOMPART ITZ DIFF OF TSDY AN TINF | |
| I HAS A NONDIM ITZ QUOSHUNT OF TOPPART AN BOTTOMPART | |
| FOUND UR NONDIM | |
| IF U SAY SO | |
| HOW DUZ I THEOREH YR T AN YR X AN YR TINF AN YR K AN YR D? | |
| I HAS A I ITZ 1 | |
| IM IN YR BASE UPPIN YR I TIL BOTH SAEM I AN 10 | |
| BTW DIS CALCULATES THE THEORETICAL H | |
| I HAS A TOP ITZ DIFF OF T!!1 AN TINF | |
| I HAS A BOTTM ITZ DIFF OF T!?I AN TINF | |
| I HAS A DIVISHN ITZ QUOSHUNT OF TOP AN BOTTM | |
| I HAS A LOGRITHM ITZ LOLG OF DIVISHN | |
| I HAS A NUTHRDIVISHN ITZ QUOSHUNT OF LOGRITHM AN X!?I | |
| I HAS A SKWAR ITZ POWR OF NUTHRDIVISHN AN 2.0 | |
| I HAS A ANS ITZ PRODUKT OF SKWAR AN D | |
| ANS R PRODUKT OF ANS AN K | |
| H!?I R PRODUKT OF ANS AN 3 | |
| IM OUTTA UR BASE | |
| FOUND UR H | |
| IF U SAY SO | |
| HOW DUZ I DERIVATIF YR YPLUSH AN YR Y AN YR X AN YR XPLUSH? | |
| I HAS TOPPART ITZ DIFF OF YPLUSH AN Y | |
| I HAS A BOTTMPART ITZ DIFF OF XPLUSH AN X | |
| FOUND UR QUOSHUNT OF TOPPART AN BOTTMPART | |
| IF U SAY SO | |
| HOW DUZ I LOLFDM YR T AN YR X AN YR K AN YR D AN YR TINF? | |
| I HAS A XMID ITZ LIEK A X | |
| I HAS A TMID ITZ LIEK A T | |
| I HAS A DTDXTOO BTW FOR SUM OF I AN 2 | |
| I HAS A DTDXWON BTW FOR SUM OF I AN 2 | |
| I HAS A H | |
| I HAS A J ITZ 1 BTW TRYIN 2 AVOID I AN I PROMBLEMS | |
| IM IN YR FACE UPPIN YR J TIL BOTH SAEM J AN 8 | |
| I HAS A IPLUSTOO ITZ SUM OF J AN 2 | |
| I HAS A IPLUSWON ITZ SUM OF J AN 1 | |
| BTW HERES XMID | |
| XMID!?IPLUSWON ITZ AVERAGE OF X!?IPLUSTOO I AN X?!J | |
| BTW HERES TMID | |
| I HAS A ANS ITZ DERIVATIF XMID!?IPLUSWON AN X!?IPLUSWON AN X!?IPLUSTOO AN X!?IPLUSWON | |
| I HAS A DEETEE ITZ DIFF OF T!?IPLUSTOO AN T!?IPLUSWON | |
| I HAS A ANS ITZ PRODUKT OF ANS AN DEETEE | |
| TMID!?IPLUSWON R SUM OF ANS AN T!?IPLUSWON | |
| BTW HERE DA DTDX AXXN | |
| DTDXTOO R DERIVATIF OF T!?IPLUSTOO AN T!?IPLUSWON AN X!?IPLUSTOO AN X!?IPLUSWON | |
| DTDXWON R DERIVATIF OF T!?IPLUSWON AN T!?I AN X!?IPLUSWON AN X!?J | |
| BTW TIEM 4 H | |
| I HAS A THING ITZ DERIVATIF OF DTDXTOO AN DTDXWON AN X!?IPLUSWON AN X!?J | |
| I HAS A NUTHERTHING ITZ DIFF OF TMID!?IPLUSWON AN TINF | |
| I HAS A THING ITZ QUOSHUNT OF THING AN NUTHERTHING | |
| I HAS A THING ITZ PRODUKT OF THING AN D | |
| I HAS A THING ITZ PRODUKT OF THING AN K | |
| H HAS A IPLUSWON ITZ PRODUKT OF THING AN 6.0 | |
| BTW ON 2 NEXT WON NAOW | |
| IM OUTTA UR FACE | |
| FOUND UR H | |
| IF U SAY SO | |
| I HAS A K ITZ 2.0 BTW BTU PURR HR PURR FT PURR FAHRENHEIT | |
| I HAS A H ITZ A BUKKIT | |
| I HAS A DIAMETER ITZ 1.0 BTW DATS IN INCHEZ | |
| I HAS A AREA ITZ PIARSKWAR DIAMETER | |
| I HAS A CIRCUMFERENCE ITZ PITIEMZ DIAMETER | |
| BTW I HAS A TICTOCK ITZ A BUKKIT BTW DESE IN SECONDZ | |
| I HAS A TINF ITZ 72.0 BTW DATS IN FAHRENHEIT | |
| BTW INISHALIZIN T | |
| I HAS A T ITZ A BUKKIT BTW STILL IN FAHRENHEIT K? | |
| T HAS A 0 ITZ 250.0 | |
| T HAS A 1 ITZ 72.0 | |
| T HAS A 2 ITZ 72.0 | |
| T HAS A 3 ITZ 72.0 | |
| T HAS A 4 ITZ 72.0 | |
| T HAS A 5 ITZ 72.0 | |
| T HAS A 6 ITZ 72.0 | |
| T HAS A 7 ITZ 72.0 | |
| T HAS A 8 ITZ 72.0 | |
| T HAS A 9 ITZ 72.0 | |
| T HAS A 10 ITZ 72.0 | |
| BTW INISHALIZIN X | |
| I HAS A X ITZ A BUKKIT BTW INCHEZ NAOW | |
| X HAS A 0 ITZ 0.0 | |
| X HAS A 1 ITZ 0.5 | |
| X HAS A 2 ITZ 1.5 | |
| X HAS A 3 ITZ 3.5 | |
| X HAS A 4 ITZ 6.0 | |
| X HAS A 5 ITZ 9.0 | |
| X HAS A 6 ITZ 12.0 | |
| X HAS A 7 ITZ 18.0 | |
| X HAS A 8 ITZ 24.0 | |
| X HAS A 9 ITZ 30.0 | |
| X HAS A 10 ITZ 36.0 | |
| I HAS A HTHEORY ITZ THEOREH OF T AN X AN TINF AN K AN D | |
| VISIBLE HTHEORY | |
| KTHXBYE |
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