Jason Smith jhs

Followers - The next-best thing to electroshock therapy.

Followers is a library to follow CouchDB changes feeds. In fact, the API is 100% identical to Follow, with a few differences.

Instead of a Feed class, there is a Socialist class
Instead of a "change" event, Followers emits a "socialist" event
Change objects do not have a .changes field, but rather a .socialists field.

I hereby claim:

I am jhs on github.
I am jhs (https://keybase.io/jhs) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is 0A96 64D7 83A8 F28A F342 118C 97FC 9E00 74D1 1C16

To claim this, I am signing this object:

	var latest_found = null
	for (var ver in doc.versions)
	if (!latest_found \|\| semver.gt(ver, latest_found))
	latest_found = ver

	var bespoke = require('bespoke')

	bespoke([
	{ couch: "http://couch1", "pull_only":true },
	{ couch: "http://couch2" },
	{ couch: "http://couch3" "hub":true }
	])

	# Pop up a message using notify-send or growlnotify. Example: n git push
	popup() {
	if [ -z "$notifier" ]; then
	if which 'notify-send' >/dev/null 2>/dev/null; then
	notifier='notify-send'
	elif which growlnotify >/dev/null 2>/dev/null; then
	notifier="growlnotify"
	else
	echo "popup error: cannot find notify-send or growlnotify" >&2
	return 1

	$ ./node_modules/.bin/mocha test/test.js
	Generating pems for testing secure peers...

	․․․

	0 passing (4s)
	3 failing

	1) sanity tests add data to db0 and expect it exists on db1 and db2 after t seconds:
	Error: timeout of 2000ms exceeded

	$('#msgs_div').bind('DOMSubtreeModified', function () {
	var bg = '#bedded'
	$('.message .mention').parent().parent().css('background-color', bg)
	})

	$ npm test

	> [email protected] test /home/travis/build/PolicyMic/cms
	> npm run bundle-test && node_modules/.bin/mocha-phantomjs TestRunner.html


	> [email protected] bundle-test /home/travis/build/PolicyMic/cms
	> browserify -t jadeify specs/*.js --fast -o dist/test_bundle.js

	TypeError: 'undefined' is not an object (evaluating 'Function.prototype.bind.call')

	// This file demonstrates my desire to hook a "legacy" http server into
	// a Hapi route.

	var http = require('http')
	var legacy_server = http.createServer(legacy_handler)
	legacy_server.listen(8081)

	function legacy_handler(request, response) {
	response.end('I am a standard handler\n')
	}