interupt-geeks.coffee

# Let hubot chime in on certain discussions...

module.exports = (robot) ->

  robot.hear /rewrite/i, (msg) ->
    if shouldSpeak(0.1)
      msg.send("#{msg.random(rewriteImages)}#.png")

  robot.hear /refactor/i, (msg) ->
    if shouldSpeak(0.1)
      msg.send("#{msg.random(refactorImages)}#.png")

  robot.hear /rtfm/i, (msg) ->
    if shouldSpeak(0.4)
      msg.send("#{msg.random(rtfmImages)}#.png")


shouldSpeak = (chance = 1) ->
  Math.random() <= chance

rewriteImages = [
  'http://i.imgur.com/ANbKe.png',
  'http://i.imgur.com/Ugr7O.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/5ZOzM.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/goVrJ.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/H5Wks.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/GLJzz.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/oGS2e.jpg'
]

refactorImages = [
  'http://i.imgur.com/wGUTG.gif',
  'http://i.imgur.com/Ct6Ff.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/rwa0E.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/oYC8C.png',
  'http://i.imgur.com/mCRH7.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/afyFr.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/jp4ss.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/Q4bI4.jpg'
]

rtfmImages = [
  'http://i.imgur.com/jeZmD.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/nyh7F.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/YF9Zu.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/hC7Ei.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/z0r8Q.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/ey4CU.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/D4fdr.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/H3CPd.png',
  'http://i.imgur.com/qpCH2.jpg',
  'http://i.imgur.com/qpCH2.jpg'
]