Can people run this script and see if it gives accurate count of CPUs on their system. Report results in the comments please. Thanks! Oh! And don't forget to report what kind of system you are running this on (linux, windows, mac, etc.). UPDATE: Revised version that uses the Java runtime if running under JRuby.

cpu.rb

require 'rbconfig'

# Based on a script at:
#   http://stackoverflow.com/questions/891537/ruby-detect-number-of-cpus-installed
class CpuCounter
  def self.count
    new.count
  end

  def count
    if defined?(Java::Java)
      count_via_java_runtime
    else
      case RbConfig::CONFIG['host_os']
      when /darwin9/
        count_via_hwprefs_cpu_count
      when /darwin/
        count_via_hwprefs_thread_count || count_via_sysctl
      when /linux/
        count_via_cpuinfo
      when /freebsd/
        count_via_sysctl
      when /mswin|mingw/
        count_via_win32
      end
    end
  end

  def count_via_java_runtime
    Java::Java.lang.Runtime.getRuntime.availableProcessors
  end

  def count_via_win32
    require 'win32ole'
    wmi = WIN32OLE.connect("winmgmts://")
    cpu = wmi.ExecQuery("select NumberOfCores from Win32_Processor") # TODO count hyper-threaded in this
    cpu.to_enum.first.NumberOfCores
  end

  def count_via_cpuinfo
    open('/proc/cpuinfo') { |f| f.readlines }.grep(/processor/).size
  end

  def count_via_hwprefs_thread_count
    run 'hwprefs', 'thread_count'
  end

  def count_via_hwprefs_cpu_count
    run 'hwprefs', 'cpu_count'
  end

  def count_via_sysctl
    run 'sysctl', '-n hw.ncpu'
  end

  def run(command, args)
    cmd = resolve_command(command)
    if cmd
      `#{cmd} #{args}`.to_i
    else
      nil
    end
  end

  def resolve_command(command)
    try_command("/sbin", command) ||
      try_command("/usr/sbin", command) ||
      in_path_command(command)
  end

  def try_command(dir, command)
    path = File.join(dir, command)
    File.exist?(path) ? path : nil
  end

  def in_path_command(command)
    `which #{command}` != '' ? command : nil
  end
end

if $0 == __FILE__
  puts "Number of CPUs = #{CpuCounter.count}"
end

Looks correct on my end. Ubuntu 12.04-LTS. AMD 8 core CPU.

ryan@nas gist5813834-353ada2ef3e2ba9f144a996a853826208eda1404 % ruby -v
ruby 1.9.3p392 (2013-02-22 revision 39386) [x86_64-linux]
ryan@nas gist5813834-353ada2ef3e2ba9f144a996a853826208eda1404 % ruby cpu.rb
Number of CPUs = 8
ryan@nas gist5813834-353ada2ef3e2ba9f144a996a853826208eda1404 % uname -a
Linux nas 3.2.0-40-generic #64-Ubuntu SMP Mon Mar 25 21:22:10 UTC 2013 x86_64 x86_64 x86_64 GNU/Linux
ryan@nas gist5813834-353ada2ef3e2ba9f144a996a853826208eda1404 % cat /proc/cpuinfo
processor   : 0
vendor_id   : AuthenticAMD
cpu family  : 21
model       : 2
model name  : AMD FX(tm)-8320 Eight-Core Processor
stepping    : 0
microcode   : 0x600081c
cpu MHz     : 1400.000
cache size  : 2048 KB
physical id : 0
siblings    : 8
core id     : 0
cpu cores   : 4
apicid      : 0
initial apicid  : 0
fpu     : yes
fpu_exception   : yes
cpuid level : 13
wp      : yes
flags       : fpu vme de pse tsc msr pae mce cx8 apic sep mtrr pge mca cmov pat pse36 clflush mmx fxsr sse sse2 ht syscall nx mmxext fxsr_opt pdpe1gb rdtscp lm constant_tsc rep_good nopl nonstop_tsc extd_apicid aperfmperf pni pclmulqdq monitor ssse3 fma cx16 sse4_1 sse4_2 popcnt aes xsave avx f16c lahf_lm cmp_legacy svm extapic cr8_legacy abm sse4a misalignsse 3dnowprefetch osvw ibs xop skinit wdt lwp fma4 tce nodeid_msr tbm topoext perfctr_core arat cpb npt lbrv svm_lock nrip_save tsc_scale vmcb_clean flushbyasid decodeassists pausefilter pfthreshold bmi1
bogomips    : 7046.96
TLB size    : 1536 4K pages
clflush size    : 64
cache_alignment : 64
address sizes   : 48 bits physical, 48 bits virtual
power management: ts ttp tm 100mhzsteps hwpstate cpb eff_freq_ro

processor   : 1
vendor_id   : AuthenticAMD
cpu family  : 21
model       : 2
model name  : AMD FX(tm)-8320 Eight-Core Processor
stepping    : 0
microcode   : 0x600081c
cpu MHz     : 1400.000
cache size  : 2048 KB
physical id : 0
siblings    : 8
core id     : 3
cpu cores   : 4
apicid      : 1
initial apicid  : 3
fpu     : yes
fpu_exception   : yes
cpuid level : 13
wp      : yes
flags       : fpu vme de pse tsc msr pae mce cx8 apic sep mtrr pge mca cmov pat pse36 clflush mmx fxsr sse sse2 ht syscall nx mmxext fxsr_opt pdpe1gb rdtscp lm constant_tsc rep_good nopl nonstop_tsc extd_apicid aperfmperf pni pclmulqdq monitor ssse3 fma cx16 sse4_1 sse4_2 popcnt aes xsave avx f16c lahf_lm cmp_legacy svm extapic cr8_legacy abm sse4a misalignsse 3dnowprefetch osvw ibs xop skinit wdt lwp fma4 tce nodeid_msr tbm topoext perfctr_core arat cpb npt lbrv svm_lock nrip_save tsc_scale vmcb_clean flushbyasid decodeassists pausefilter pfthreshold bmi1
bogomips    : 7046.88
TLB size    : 1536 4K pages
clflush size    : 64
cache_alignment : 64
address sizes   : 48 bits physical, 48 bits virtual
power management: ts ttp tm 100mhzsteps hwpstate cpb eff_freq_ro

processor   : 2
vendor_id   : AuthenticAMD
cpu family  : 21
model       : 2
model name  : AMD FX(tm)-8320 Eight-Core Processor
stepping    : 0
microcode   : 0x600081c
cpu MHz     : 1400.000
cache size  : 2048 KB
physical id : 0
siblings    : 8
core id     : 5
cpu cores   : 4
apicid      : 2
initial apicid  : 5
fpu     : yes
fpu_exception   : yes
cpuid level : 13
wp      : yes
flags       : fpu vme de pse tsc msr pae mce cx8 apic sep mtrr pge mca cmov pat pse36 clflush mmx fxsr sse sse2 ht syscall nx mmxext fxsr_opt pdpe1gb rdtscp lm constant_tsc rep_good nopl nonstop_tsc extd_apicid aperfmperf pni pclmulqdq monitor ssse3 fma cx16 sse4_1 sse4_2 popcnt aes xsave avx f16c lahf_lm cmp_legacy svm extapic cr8_legacy abm sse4a misalignsse 3dnowprefetch osvw ibs xop skinit wdt lwp fma4 tce nodeid_msr tbm topoext perfctr_core arat cpb npt lbrv svm_lock nrip_save tsc_scale vmcb_clean flushbyasid decodeassists pausefilter pfthreshold bmi1
bogomips    : 7046.89
TLB size    : 1536 4K pages
clflush size    : 64
cache_alignment : 64
address sizes   : 48 bits physical, 48 bits virtual
power management: ts ttp tm 100mhzsteps hwpstate cpb eff_freq_ro

processor   : 3
vendor_id   : AuthenticAMD
cpu family  : 21
model       : 2
model name  : AMD FX(tm)-8320 Eight-Core Processor
stepping    : 0
microcode   : 0x600081c
cpu MHz     : 1400.000
cache size  : 2048 KB
physical id : 0
siblings    : 8
core id     : 1
cpu cores   : 4
apicid      : 3
initial apicid  : 1
fpu     : yes
fpu_exception   : yes
cpuid level : 13
wp      : yes
flags       : fpu vme de pse tsc msr pae mce cx8 apic sep mtrr pge mca cmov pat pse36 clflush mmx fxsr sse sse2 ht syscall nx mmxext fxsr_opt pdpe1gb rdtscp lm constant_tsc rep_good nopl nonstop_tsc extd_apicid aperfmperf pni pclmulqdq monitor ssse3 fma cx16 sse4_1 sse4_2 popcnt aes xsave avx f16c lahf_lm cmp_legacy svm extapic cr8_legacy abm sse4a misalignsse 3dnowprefetch osvw ibs xop skinit wdt lwp fma4 tce nodeid_msr tbm topoext perfctr_core arat cpb npt lbrv svm_lock nrip_save tsc_scale vmcb_clean flushbyasid decodeassists pausefilter pfthreshold bmi1
bogomips    : 7046.89
TLB size    : 1536 4K pages
clflush size    : 64
cache_alignment : 64
address sizes   : 48 bits physical, 48 bits virtual
power management: ts ttp tm 100mhzsteps hwpstate cpb eff_freq_ro

processor   : 4
vendor_id   : AuthenticAMD
cpu family  : 21
model       : 2
model name  : AMD FX(tm)-8320 Eight-Core Processor
stepping    : 0
microcode   : 0x600081c
cpu MHz     : 1400.000
cache size  : 2048 KB
physical id : 0
siblings    : 8
core id     : 2
cpu cores   : 4
apicid      : 4
initial apicid  : 2
fpu     : yes
fpu_exception   : yes
cpuid level : 13
wp      : yes
flags       : fpu vme de pse tsc msr pae mce cx8 apic sep mtrr pge mca cmov pat pse36 clflush mmx fxsr sse sse2 ht syscall nx mmxext fxsr_opt pdpe1gb rdtscp lm constant_tsc rep_good nopl nonstop_tsc extd_apicid aperfmperf pni pclmulqdq monitor ssse3 fma cx16 sse4_1 sse4_2 popcnt aes xsave avx f16c lahf_lm cmp_legacy svm extapic cr8_legacy abm sse4a misalignsse 3dnowprefetch osvw ibs xop skinit wdt lwp fma4 tce nodeid_msr tbm topoext perfctr_core arat cpb npt lbrv svm_lock nrip_save tsc_scale vmcb_clean flushbyasid decodeassists pausefilter pfthreshold bmi1
bogomips    : 7046.89
TLB size    : 1536 4K pages
clflush size    : 64
cache_alignment : 64
address sizes   : 48 bits physical, 48 bits virtual
power management: ts ttp tm 100mhzsteps hwpstate cpb eff_freq_ro

processor   : 5
vendor_id   : AuthenticAMD
cpu family  : 21
model       : 2
model name  : AMD FX(tm)-8320 Eight-Core Processor
stepping    : 0
microcode   : 0x600081c
cpu MHz     : 1400.000
cache size  : 2048 KB
physical id : 0
siblings    : 8
core id     : 4
cpu cores   : 4
apicid      : 5
initial apicid  : 4
fpu     : yes
fpu_exception   : yes
cpuid level : 13
wp      : yes
flags       : fpu vme de pse tsc msr pae mce cx8 apic sep mtrr pge mca cmov pat pse36 clflush mmx fxsr sse sse2 ht syscall nx mmxext fxsr_opt pdpe1gb rdtscp lm constant_tsc rep_good nopl nonstop_tsc extd_apicid aperfmperf pni pclmulqdq monitor ssse3 fma cx16 sse4_1 sse4_2 popcnt aes xsave avx f16c lahf_lm cmp_legacy svm extapic cr8_legacy abm sse4a misalignsse 3dnowprefetch osvw ibs xop skinit wdt lwp fma4 tce nodeid_msr tbm topoext perfctr_core arat cpb npt lbrv svm_lock nrip_save tsc_scale vmcb_clean flushbyasid decodeassists pausefilter pfthreshold bmi1
bogomips    : 7046.86
TLB size    : 1536 4K pages
clflush size    : 64
cache_alignment : 64
address sizes   : 48 bits physical, 48 bits virtual
power management: ts ttp tm 100mhzsteps hwpstate cpb eff_freq_ro

processor   : 6
vendor_id   : AuthenticAMD
cpu family  : 21
model       : 2
model name  : AMD FX(tm)-8320 Eight-Core Processor
stepping    : 0
microcode   : 0x600081c
cpu MHz     : 3500.000
cache size  : 2048 KB
physical id : 0
siblings    : 8
core id     : 6
cpu cores   : 4
apicid      : 6
initial apicid  : 6
fpu     : yes
fpu_exception   : yes
cpuid level : 13
wp      : yes
flags       : fpu vme de pse tsc msr pae mce cx8 apic sep mtrr pge mca cmov pat pse36 clflush mmx fxsr sse sse2 ht syscall nx mmxext fxsr_opt pdpe1gb rdtscp lm constant_tsc rep_good nopl nonstop_tsc extd_apicid aperfmperf pni pclmulqdq monitor ssse3 fma cx16 sse4_1 sse4_2 popcnt aes xsave avx f16c lahf_lm cmp_legacy svm extapic cr8_legacy abm sse4a misalignsse 3dnowprefetch osvw ibs xop skinit wdt lwp fma4 tce nodeid_msr tbm topoext perfctr_core arat cpb npt lbrv svm_lock nrip_save tsc_scale vmcb_clean flushbyasid decodeassists pausefilter pfthreshold bmi1
bogomips    : 7046.86
TLB size    : 1536 4K pages
clflush size    : 64
cache_alignment : 64
address sizes   : 48 bits physical, 48 bits virtual
power management: ts ttp tm 100mhzsteps hwpstate cpb eff_freq_ro

processor   : 7
vendor_id   : AuthenticAMD
cpu family  : 21
model       : 2
model name  : AMD FX(tm)-8320 Eight-Core Processor
stepping    : 0
microcode   : 0x600081c
cpu MHz     : 1400.000
cache size  : 2048 KB
physical id : 0
siblings    : 8
core id     : 7
cpu cores   : 4
apicid      : 7
initial apicid  : 7
fpu     : yes
fpu_exception   : yes
cpuid level : 13
wp      : yes
flags       : fpu vme de pse tsc msr pae mce cx8 apic sep mtrr pge mca cmov pat pse36 clflush mmx fxsr sse sse2 ht syscall nx mmxext fxsr_opt pdpe1gb rdtscp lm constant_tsc rep_good nopl nonstop_tsc extd_apicid aperfmperf pni pclmulqdq monitor ssse3 fma cx16 sse4_1 sse4_2 popcnt aes xsave avx f16c lahf_lm cmp_legacy svm extapic cr8_legacy abm sse4a misalignsse 3dnowprefetch osvw ibs xop skinit wdt lwp fma4 tce nodeid_msr tbm topoext perfctr_core arat cpb npt lbrv svm_lock nrip_save tsc_scale vmcb_clean flushbyasid decodeassists pausefilter pfthreshold bmi1
bogomips    : 7046.87
TLB size    : 1536 4K pages
clflush size    : 64
cache_alignment : 64
address sizes   : 48 bits physical, 48 bits virtual
power management: ts ttp tm 100mhzsteps hwpstate cpb eff_freq_ro

ryan@nas gist5813834-353ada2ef3e2ba9f144a996a853826208eda1404 %

Looks correct here too:

$ ruby cpu.rb
Number of CPUs = 8
$ uname -a
Linux notebook 3.2.0-29-generic #46-Ubuntu SMP Fri Jul 27 17:03:23 UTC 2012 x86_64 x86_64 x86_64 GNU/Linux