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Elon Musk's iPod Submarine

A game of terrible solutions to terrifying problems by Steve Dee

Transcribed from http://tinstargames.weebly.com/micro-games.html by jae kaplan since i was having trouble reading the image.

Get a piece of paper for every player. One player secretly writes down a terrible problem the world is facing right now, ripped from the headline news or their own tragic life. They must sum it up in six words or less. (eg kids stuck in cave under ocean, Russian interference in world politics, cat vomit on carpet, going to die a virgin). Write this problem on all the pieces of paper except one. On that one, write ELON MUSK.

Put all the pieces of paper in a hat and each player draws one out randomly. The player who wrote the problem does not draw.

Then every player pitches their solution to the problem. Of course, being no-nonsense billionaire tech-bro geniuses, they can only say two words to sum up their solution

	require 'tumblr_client'
	Tumblr.configure do \|config\|
	config.consumer_key = "conumer_key"
	config.consumer_secret = "consumer_secret"
	config.oauth_token = "oauth_token"
	config.oauth_token_secret = "oauth_token_secret"
	end
	client = Tumblr::Client.new
	posts = client.posts("blog", id: id, notes_info: true)
	notes = posts["posts"].first["notes"]

	#!/bin/bash
	#Original author: Travis Gibson
	#Modified for the Chromebook Pixel by Josh Kaplan
	#This script requires an argument for the resolution width
	if [ -z "$1" ]; then
	echo "Usage: Res.sh <resolution_width>";
	exit 1;
	fi
	erg=$( echo "$1")
	check=$(xrandr -q \| grep eDP1 \| cut -d " " -f 3 \| cut -d "x" -f 1)

	angular.module("blink", []).directive("blink", function($interval) {
	return {
	link: function($scope, $element) {
	$interval(function() {
	var visibility = $element.css("visibility") === "hidden" ? "visible" : "hidden";
	$element.css("visibility", visibility);
	}, 1000);
	},
	restrict: "EA"
	};

	:: Start
	Your story will display this passage first. Edit it by double clicking it.

	WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE CALLED


	[[PLEASE CALL ME 'SHE'\|NextPage][$pnoun_choice = "she"]]
	[[MALE PRONOUNS FOR DAYS WHAT WHAT\|NextPage][$pnoun_choice = "he"]]
	[[CALM THE FUCK DOWN ALL CAPS BOI YOU WILL REFER TO ME WITH THE MODERN 'THEY', WHICH WILL DRIVE PEDANTS MAD WHICH HONESTLY IS WORKING AS INTENDED\|NextPage][$pnoun_choice = "they"]]

	function fullWidth(input) {
	var
	dict = "!\"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{\|}",
	offset = 65281,
	out = "",
	n,
	letter,
	codePoints = [],
	index;

	var HANDCLAP = "👏";

	function addClaps(input) {
	return input.split('').map(function(char) {
	if (char === ' ') {
	return ' ' + HANDCLAP + ' ';
	}

	return char;
	}).join('');