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#!/usr/bin/env bash
# get your api key from https://my.pingdom.com/app/api-tokens
SECRET="$1"
#
ids=$(curl -s -X GET https://api.pingdom.com/api/3.1/checks -H 'Authorization:Bearer '"${SECRET}"| jq '.checks | .[] | .id ')
echo "| name | threshold |"
for id in $ids; do

 curl -s -X GET https://api.pingdom.com/api/3.1/checks/"${id}"  -H 'Authorization:Bearer '"${SECRET}"| jq -r '.check | "| \(.name): | \(.responsetime_threshold) ms |"';
done

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#!/usr/bin/env
# strict mode
set -euo pipefail
IFS=$'\n\t'

# from https://github.com/aws/aws-cdk/issues/25742
# why am i debugging^Wworking in awk
format_cdk_diff() {
    DEBUGGING=$1;
    awk 'BEGIN{ inTagBlock=0; previousLine=""; debugging='$DEBUGGING'; }

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fields @timestamp, @message
| parse @message /^(?<local>\S+) (?<remoteA>\S+)(, (?<remoteB>\S+))? - - \[(?<date>[\w:\+\/ -]*?)\] "(?<method>[A-Za-z-]+) (?<path>[\/\w_-]+) (?<protocol>[\/\w0-9\.-]+)" (?<status>[0-9-]+) (?<bytes>[0-9-]*) "(?<url>\S*?)" "(?<web>.*)"$/
| filter path like /^\/\S+\/?$/ and status like /404/
| stats count(*) as hits by path 
| sort hits desc

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Verifying my Blockstack ID is secured with the address 1NgV5rvZJa6w1cEjEdXkokfS4BAWJv92Bc https://explorer.blockstack.org/address/1NgV5rvZJa6w1cEjEdXkokfS4BAWJv92Bc

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#!/usr/bin/env python
# Convert a data uri file into the data part
#
# Usage: daturi.py infile
#
# Copy a response from Chrome
#   pbaste > foo
#   daturi.py foo
# creates foo.mimetype

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#!/bin/sh
# Output the HostName value from ~/.ssh/config
#  SOURCE this, don't execute (e.g. "source ssh_host.sh" or ". ssh_host.sh")
#  echos $@ if no HostName present
# Useful for shell substitution
# e.g. iperf -u -p 6970 -c $(ssh_host dev_backend)
ssh_host() {
  ssh -G "$@" | grep -i '^hostname ' | awk '{print $2}'
}

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#!/usr/bin/env python
from mitmproxy import ctx
 
# an intermittent 404 for .ts files - HLS m3u8 streaming chunks
  
def start():
    return Foo()
 
class Foo:
  MUCHO = 0

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/**
 * Created by jonathan.longman on 2017-06-15.
 */
var list = [
  "www.foo.com",
  "bar.com"
];
// searches as substring now
function FindProxyForURL(url, host) {
  for (var i = list.length - 1; i >= 0; i--) {

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#EXTM3U
#EXT-X-VERSION:3
#EXT-X-TARGETDURATION:2
#EXT-X-MEDIA-SEQUENCE:10395
#EXTINF:1.0,
fake_10395.ts
#EXTINF:1.0,
fake_10396.ts
#EXTINF:1.0,
fake_10397.ts

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# sample data:
echo '{"count": {}, "block":
{
  "67.215.237.26": {
    "paths": {
   "/js/compiled.js": 1,
    "/css/global-compiled.css": 1,
    "/js/pace.min.js": 1
    },
    "max_req_per_min": 1,