Parsing tweet mentions and links from Spreadsheet data (which is via Sheetsee.js and IFTTT.com) * Sorry about the crazy indents, I couldn't get Gists to do them correctly. Who makes this thing even!?

index.html

<!-- a placeholder in the body of your page -->

<div id="twitterTweet"></div>

<!-- a template before /body closes -->

<script id="twitterTweet" type="text/html">
  <table>
    {{#rows}}
      <tr><td>{{date}}</td></tr>
      <tr><td>{{{tweet}}}</td>
    {{/rows}}
   </table>
</script>

<!-- include the js -->

<script type="text/javascript" src="tweet.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" src="tabletop.js"></script> 
<script type="text/javascript" src="ICanHaz.js"></script> 

tweet.js

document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function() {
  var key = yourSpreadsheetsKey
  Tabletop.init( { key: key, callback: renderTweets, simpleSheet: true } ) 
   }) 
 
renderTweets = function(data) {
		var data = data
		var twitterData = data.reverse() // so you display latest tweet 
		var tweet = findLinks(twitterData[0])
		twitterData[0].tweet = tweet
    // render template
 		var twitterTweet = ich.twitterTweet({
 			"rows": twitterData[0]
 		})
 		document.getElementById('twitterTweet').innerHTML = twitterTweet
	}
	
  // find any links in the tweet,
  // then call function to find mentions
	function findLinks(tweet) {
		if (tweet.tweet) {
			var linkPattern = /(^|\s)((https?:\/\/)?[\w-]+(\.[\w-]+)+\.?(:\d+)?(\/\S*)?)/gi
			var tweet = tweet.tweet
			var links = tweet.match(linkPattern)
			var linkLinks = linkLink(links)
			var newTweet = injectLinks(tweet, links, linkLinks)
			return tweetMentions(newTweet)
		}
	}
 
  // find mentions
	function tweetMentions(tweet) {
		if (tweet) {
			var mentionPattern = /\B@[a-z0-9_-]+/gi
			var mentions = tweet.match(mentionPattern)
			var linkMentions = linkMention(mentions)
			var newTweet = injectLinks(tweet, mentions, linkMentions)
		}
	return newTweet
	}
	
  // when you have mentions, 
  // wrap them in html links
	function linkMention(mentions) {
		var linkMentions = []
		mentions.forEach(function(mention){
			mention = '<a href="http://www.twittter.com/' + mention + '" target="_blank">' + mention + '</a>'
			linkMentions.push(mention)
		})
		return linkMentions
	}
	
  // when you have links,
  // wrap them in html links
	function linkLink(links) {
		var linkLinks = []
		links.forEach(function(link) {
			link = '<a href="' + link + '" target="_blank">' + link + '</a>'
			linkLinks.push(link)
		})
		return linkLinks
	}
	
  // take the link wrapped links or mentions
  // and inject them back into the tweet
	function injectLinks(tweet, mentions, linkMentions) {
		for (var i = 0; i < mentions.length; i++) {
		  var newTweet = tweet.replace(mentions[i], linkMentions[i])
		}
		return newTweet
	}