old tictactoe program that ai submitted to get into The Flatiron School.

tictactaunt.py

import random
import sys
from time import sleep

print "*********Welcome to Joe's TicTacTAUNT game**********"


tictactoe = [
  0, 1, 2,
	3, 4, 5,
	6, 7, 8
]
taunt = ["I thought you were smarter that that!", "Your mother should have thrown you away and kept the stork!", "If you only had a brain....",
       "Pay attention! Let me show you how it's done.", "Lucky for me. You really suck at this", 
       "I bet you're not going to take this insolence sitting down.", "If your I.Q. doubled, you'd still be a dumbass!",
       "I've played chimps smarter than you", "Were you dropped as a baby?","Having delusions of adequacy? Hmmm...."]
# lines 15 through 22 were for testing the def check_for_draw, random is really stupid maybe build intelligence....

#tictactoe[0] = 'o'
#tictactoe[1] = 'o'
#tictactoe[2] = 'x'
#tictactoe[3] = 'x'
#tictactoe[4] = 'x'
#tictactoe[5] = 'o'
#tictactoe[6] = 'o'
#tictactoe[7] = 'o'


def board():
	print tictactoe[0],"|", tictactoe[1],"|", tictactoe[2]
	print "----------"
	print tictactoe[3],"|", tictactoe[4],"|", tictactoe[5]
	print "__________"
	print tictactoe[6],"|", tictactoe[7],"|", tictactoe[8]
print " "	
board()
print " "

def victory_condition(player,loc1,loc2,loc3):
	if tictactoe[loc1] == player and tictactoe[loc2] == player and tictactoe[loc3] == player:
		return True

def check_loc(player):
    if victory_condition(player, 0, 1, 2):
       return True
    if victory_condition(player, 1, 4, 7):
       return True
    if victory_condition(player, 2, 5, 8):
       return True
    if victory_condition(player, 6, 7, 8):
       return True
    if victory_condition(player, 3, 4, 5):
       return True
    if victory_condition(player, 0, 3, 6):
       return True
    if victory_condition(player, 2, 4, 6):
       return True
    if victory_condition(player, 0, 4, 8):
       return True

def check_for_draw():
	for location in tictactoe:
		if location == "x" or location == "o": 
			pass
		else:
			return False
	print " "		
	print " The game is a draw "
	print " "
	return True
					

while True:



  if check_for_draw():
  	sys.exit()
  ########## all the code below is crap ##############
  
  #input = raw_input("Player 1's turn: GO 'X,' GO!")      
 # def check_input():
 
 #   if (input.isdigit() and int(input) < 9) == False:
 #        print " Try again! "
 # check_input()
 # if input.isdigit() and int(input) < 9:
     #input = raw_input("Player 1's turn: GO 'X,' GO!")
 
 #this is the procedure to check input
 ###########                            ##############
 
 
 
 
  def shit_input():
      if input.isdigit() and int(input) < 9:
          return False
      else:         #this is the condition that input is not # < 9
          return True
          
          
          
          
         
  input = raw_input("Player 1's turn: GO 'X,' GO!     ")
  shit_input()

  while shit_input():
      for moving_dot in range(6):
        print ".",
        sleep(.5)
        sys.stdout.flush() # Yay stackoverflow!
      print " "  
      input = raw_input("Try a valid input 0-8.     ")
  else:
      input = int(input)



  if tictactoe[input] != 'x' and tictactoe[input] != 'o':
    tictactoe[input] = 'x'
    
  #  board()
    print " "
    print "Player 2's turn: GO 'O,' GO"
    for moving_dot in range(6):
        print ".",
        sleep(.7)
        sys.stdout.flush() # Yay stackoverflow!
        
    print " "  
    print " "  
    print taunt[0 + random.randint(0,9)]
    print " "
    
    
    
    if check_loc('x') == True:
      print '--- X (Player 1 ) WINS ---'
      print " "
      board()
      print " "
      sys.exit()
      break;    
      
# imbedded while so that player 2 can go after player 1 unless player 
#  1 which will break the loop and exit the program

    while True:
      if check_for_draw():
  	    sys.exit()
    
      op = random.randint(0,8)
      
      for player in ["o", "x"]:
      
      	if (tictactoe[0] == tictactoe[1] == player) and str(tictactoe[2]).isdigit() != False: op = 2
      	elif (tictactoe[0] == tictactoe[1] == player) and str(tictactoe[2]).isdigit() != False: op = 2
      	elif (tictactoe[1] == tictactoe[2] == player) and str(tictactoe[0]).isdigit() != False: op = 0
      	elif (tictactoe[0] == tictactoe[2] == player) and str(tictactoe[1]).isdigit() != False: op = 1
      	elif (tictactoe[3] == tictactoe[4] == player) and str(tictactoe[5]).isdigit() != False: op = 5
        elif (tictactoe[4] == tictactoe[5] == player) and str(tictactoe[3]).isdigit() != False: op = 3
        elif (tictactoe[5] == tictactoe[3] == player) and str(tictactoe[4]).isdigit() != False: op = 4
        elif (tictactoe[6] == tictactoe[7] == player) and str(tictactoe[8]).isdigit() != False: op = 8
        elif (tictactoe[6] == tictactoe[8] == player) and str(tictactoe[7]).isdigit() != False: op = 7
        elif (tictactoe[7] == tictactoe[8] == player) and str(tictactoe[6]).isdigit() != False: op = 6 
        elif (tictactoe[0] == tictactoe[3] == player) and str(tictactoe[6]).isdigit() != False: op = 6
        elif (tictactoe[3] == tictactoe[6] == player) and str(tictactoe[0]).isdigit() != False: op = 0
        elif (tictactoe[6] == tictactoe[0] == player) and str(tictactoe[3]).isdigit() != False: op = 3
        elif (tictactoe[1] == tictactoe[4] == player) and str(tictactoe[7]).isdigit() != False: op = 7
        elif (tictactoe[7] == tictactoe[4] == player) and str(tictactoe[1]).isdigit() != False: op = 1
        elif (tictactoe[1] == tictactoe[7] == player) and str(tictactoe[4]).isdigit() != False: op = 4
        elif (tictactoe[2] == tictactoe[5] == player) and str(tictactoe[8]).isdigit() != False: op = 8
        elif (tictactoe[8] == tictactoe[5] == player) and str(tictactoe[2]).isdigit() != False: op = 2
        elif (tictactoe[2] == tictactoe[8] == player) and str(tictactoe[5]).isdigit() != False: op = 5
        elif (tictactoe[0] == tictactoe[4] == player) and str(tictactoe[8]).isdigit() != False: op = 8
        elif (tictactoe[8] == tictactoe[4] == player) and str(tictactoe[0]).isdigit() != False: op = 0
        elif (tictactoe[0] == tictactoe[8] == player) and str(tictactoe[4]).isdigit() != False: op = 4
        elif (tictactoe[2] == tictactoe[4] == player) and str(tictactoe[6]).isdigit() != False: op = 6
        elif (tictactoe[6] == tictactoe[2] == player) and str(tictactoe[4]).isdigit() != False: op = 4
        elif (tictactoe[6] == tictactoe[4] == player) and str(tictactoe[2]).isdigit() != False: op = 2
        elif tictactoe[4] != "x" and tictactoe[4] != "o": op = 4 # always grab middle square if it's unoccupied
      

      #op = the player 2, "O" next move
      
      if tictactoe[op] != 'o' and tictactoe[op] != 'x':
        tictactoe[op] = 'o'
        print " "
        board()
        
        if check_loc('o') == True:
          print '--- O (Player 2 ) WINS ---'
          print " "
          board()
          print " " 
          sys.exit()
          break;

        break;
     
  else:
    print " "
    print "Oops, try a location that doesn't have an 'X' or an 'O' in it"
    print " "