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Dear Princess Celestia: Letter about the great and powerful Fizzbuzz.

I learned about Fizzbuzz:
Did you know that Rainbow Dash likes 1, because she wants to be number 1 in everything?
I said Rainbow Dash!
Did you know that Pinkie Pie likes 3, because she's so random? 
Did you know that Applejack likes 5, because it's a pretty down-to-earth number?
I did this while Rainbow Dash had less than 101:
Rarity made remainder of Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, because she is just stylish like that!
Fluttershy made remainder of Rainbow Dash and Applejack, because even her sneezes are graceful!
When Rarity was equal to zero:
When Fluttershy was equal to zero:
When Twilight Sparkle was equal to zero:
I sang "Fizzbuzz!".
Did you know that Twilight Sparkle likes 1?
That's what I did.  That's what I did.
When Twilight Sparkle was equal to zero:
I wrote "Fizz!". Did you know that Twilight Sparkle likes 1?
That's what I did.  That's what I did.
When Rarity had more than zero:
When Fluttershy was equal to zero:
When Twilight Sparkle was equal to zero:
I said "Buzz!". Did you know that Twilight Sparkle likes 1?
That's what I did.  That's what I did.
When Twilight Sparkle was equal to zero:
I said Rainbow Dash!
Did you know that Twilight Sparkle likes 1?
That's what I did!  That's what I did!
Rainbow Dash got one more.
Did you know that Twilight Sparkle likes 0?
That's what I did!
That's about Fizzbuzz!

Today I learned:
  I made Fizzbuzz!

Your faithful student, johl.