john-pereira · September 3, 2022 15:49
diff --git a/kingpinsubtitle.srt b/kingpinsubtitle.srt
 1
 00:00:32,269 --> 00:00:33,835
 All set, Charlie.

 2
 00:00:38,835 --> 00:00:41,097
 Hey, Pa!

 3
 00:00:48,272 --> 00:00:51,055
 You got time for a game before supper?

 4
 00:00:51,142 --> 00:00:54,577
 Go get your ball.
 I'll meet you out back.

 5
 00:00:54,665 --> 00:00:58,404
 Okay, Roy. Come on.
 I want to see some smoke on this one.

 6
 00:01:13,755 --> 00:01:18,234
 Son, you put that in a bottle,
 you got something sweeter than Yoo-Hoo.

 7
 00:01:21,365 --> 00:01:22,800
 Beauty!

 8
 00:01:23,670 --> 00:01:25,974
 You got a great gift, son.

 9
 00:01:26,062 --> 00:01:28,540
 It's as if angels
 came down from heaven...

 10
 00:01:28,584 --> 00:01:31,714
 and put a blessing
 on your three bowling digits.

 11
 00:01:31,802 --> 00:01:35,889
 You can apply everything
 that I've taught you about bowling...

 12
 00:01:35,933 --> 00:01:37,716
 to your daily life...

 13
 00:01:37,803 --> 00:01:40,846
 and if you do that,
 you're gonna be decent...

 14
 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,847
 you're gonna be moral...

 15
 00:01:42,934 --> 00:01:44,978
 you're gonna be a good man.

 16
 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:43,130
 All set, guys.

 17
 00:03:44,477 --> 00:03:49,001
 Can you believe this?
 Me on a professional bowling tour?

 18
 00:03:49,043 --> 00:03:51,000
 It's your calling, son.

 19
 00:03:52,218 --> 00:03:57,001
 One day, when people say the name
 "Munson," they're gonna think "winner. "

 20
 00:03:58,567 --> 00:04:01,525
 Just like DiMaggio is to baseball...

 21
 00:04:01,568 --> 00:04:03,568
 or "Unitas" is to football.

 22
 00:04:03,655 --> 00:04:05,873
 That's what "Munson" will be to bowling.

 23
 00:04:05,873 --> 00:04:07,786
 - That's right.
 - Yeah, Roy.

 24
 00:04:07,874 --> 00:04:10,657
 I hope so, Dad.
 I want to make you proud.

 25
 00:04:13,483 --> 00:04:16,048
 Maybe you can get
 this old piece of crap working...

 26
 00:04:17,875 --> 00:04:22,789
 of if you get in a pinch, maybe
 you'll get a couple of bucks for it.

 27
 00:04:28,486 --> 00:04:29,921
 Thanks, Dad.

 28
 00:04:33,096 --> 00:04:35,487
 - You go get 'em, son.
 - I will.

 29
 00:04:56,099 --> 00:04:59,360
 It all comes down to this roll.

 30
 00:04:59,448 --> 00:05:01,361
 Roy Munson, a man-child...

 31
 00:05:01,448 --> 00:05:04,753
 with a dream to topple
 bowling giant Ernie McCracken.

 32
 00:05:04,796 --> 00:05:06,753
 If he strikes...

 33
 00:05:06,797 --> 00:05:09,667
 he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters champion.

 34
 00:05:09,754 --> 00:05:12,928
 He's got one foot in the frying pan
 and one in the pressure cooker.

 35
 00:05:12,972 --> 00:05:16,016
 Believe me, as a bowler,
 I know that right about now...

 36
 00:05:16,103 --> 00:05:20,191
 your bladder feels like
 an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag...

 37
 00:05:20,277 --> 00:05:24,539
 and your butt is kind of like
 an about-to-explode bratwurst.

 38
 00:05:25,583 --> 00:05:27,800
 Do you mind?
 I wasn't talking when you were bowling.

 39
 00:05:29,236 --> 00:05:32,062
 Was I talking out loud?

 40
 00:05:32,150 --> 00:05:33,584
 Was I?

 41
 00:05:35,019 --> 00:05:37,107
 Sorry.

 42
 00:05:38,673 --> 00:05:39,629
 Good luck.

 43
 00:06:13,592 --> 00:06:15,722
 Big problem, my friend.

 44
 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,245
 Engine blown.

 45
 00:06:20,549 --> 00:06:23,245
 Someone put sugar in your tank.

 46
 00:06:23,332 --> 00:06:26,855
 - Sugar? That's impossible.
 - Here! Sugar!

 47
 00:06:26,942 --> 00:06:29,116
 Maybe the bad kids around here.

 48
 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,377
 How much is it gonna cost to fix?

 49
 00:06:32,464 --> 00:06:34,161
 $2,000.

 50
 00:06:34,204 --> 00:06:36,900
 $2,000! That's gonna wipe me out!

 51
 00:06:40,770 --> 00:06:44,945
 I'm sorry. Did I wake you, Fatima?
 Ethyl supreme. Top it off.

 52
 00:06:45,032 --> 00:06:46,424
 Right away.

 53
 00:06:47,554 --> 00:06:52,685
 Watch the door. Hey, pinhead,
 juice the tires for me, will you? Today?

 54
 00:06:52,729 --> 00:06:55,860
 Oh, Roy!
 I didn't expect to see you so soon.

 55
 00:06:56,642 --> 00:06:58,078
 Hi, Mr. McCracken.

 56
 00:06:58,165 --> 00:07:02,122
 Hey, call me "Ernie" or "Big Ern. "

 57
 00:07:02,991 --> 00:07:04,905
 Young bowler like yourself...

 58
 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:08,210
 the tour can be very difficult,
 very expensive.

 59
 00:07:08,254 --> 00:07:09,733
 Tanqueray and Tab.

 60
 00:07:09,775 --> 00:07:13,515
 Keep 'em coming, sweets. I got
 a long drive. Do me a favor, will you?

 61
 00:07:13,602 --> 00:07:17,951
 Would you mind washing off that perfume
 before you come back to our table?

 62
 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:21,430
 Little bad luck,
 like you had here today...

 63
 00:07:21,473 --> 00:07:24,474
 all your dreams can go up in smoke.

 64
 00:07:24,561 --> 00:07:29,431
 That's why even we veteran bowlers
 work our way, tournament to tournament.

 65
 00:07:29,475 --> 00:07:31,431
 We need the supplemental income.

 66
 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:35,432
 - Supplemental income?
 - Supplemental.

 67
 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,738
 It means "extra. "

 68
 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:42,869
 - You interested?
 - Interested?

 69
 00:07:42,955 --> 00:07:46,261
 Would you be interested
 in some extra income?

 70
 00:07:47,956 --> 00:07:49,348
 Extra income?

 71
 00:07:50,218 --> 00:07:52,131
 Want to make more money?

 72
 00:07:56,002 --> 00:07:58,959
 Why don't you go eat that outside
 and then come on back in?

 73
 00:08:07,352 --> 00:08:08,786
 Not you.

 74
 00:08:22,615 --> 00:08:24,528
 Do people actually bowl here?

 75
 00:08:24,615 --> 00:08:27,920
 They live here. They die here.
 They get their mail here.

 76
 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,486
 I don't know about this.

 77
 00:08:30,573 --> 00:08:32,486
 Something doesn't seem right.

 78
 00:08:33,878 --> 00:08:37,096
 It takes guts to say no, kid.

 79
 00:08:37,182 --> 00:08:41,009
 You got a lot of courage. I don't think
 I could call my mommy and daddy...

 80
 00:08:41,097 --> 00:08:44,531
 and tell them I didn't have
 what it takes to make it on the tour.

 81
 00:08:44,619 --> 00:08:46,749
 All right, let's get going.

 82
 00:08:46,837 --> 00:08:49,794
 Better call them
 before they go to sleep. Hurry up.

 83
 00:08:49,881 --> 00:08:53,359
 - All right.
 - Nice flip-flop. Way to go.

 84
 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,753
 Two more for my young friend here.

 85
 00:09:04,057 --> 00:09:07,189
 - I got it in the nose.
 - Here. Take it out of that.

 86
 00:09:08,493 --> 00:09:13,189
 Say, buddy, you gonna buy the beers
 or the whole place?

 87
 00:09:15,015 --> 00:09:17,581
 This is just my bonus.
 I had a good month.

 88
 00:09:17,668 --> 00:09:19,104
 "A good month. "

 89
 00:09:19,146 --> 00:09:22,626
 This punk shattered
 my monthly record.

 90
 00:09:22,712 --> 00:09:24,626
 I had the entire company record
 21 times.

 91
 00:09:24,713 --> 00:09:27,148
 He shattered it.
 Look at this bonus.

 92
 00:09:27,235 --> 00:09:28,757
 What do you sell?

 93
 00:09:28,845 --> 00:09:30,410
 Dictionaries.

 94
 00:09:30,496 --> 00:09:32,932
 Yeah. Door to door.

 95
 00:09:36,671 --> 00:09:39,672
 What do you say we play
 a couple of games?

 96
 00:09:39,716 --> 00:09:41,672
 - Maybe 20 bucks a game?
 - No!

 97
 00:09:41,716 --> 00:09:44,803
 - You're not gonna bowl drunk again.
 - I insist.

 98
 00:09:44,891 --> 00:09:47,674
 What do you want to risk?
 You have everything going for you.

 99
 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:50,413
 You're on a gravy train
 with biscuit wheels.

 100
 00:09:50,501 --> 00:09:53,458
 You've just shattered my record.
 What do you want to lose it for?

 101
 00:09:53,544 --> 00:09:56,241
 This is a Gran Torino looking at you.

 102
 00:09:57,110 --> 00:10:00,893
 Don't do it. Let's just have
 six, seven drinks and go.

 103
 00:10:02,590 --> 00:10:04,590
 Hey, buddy boy...

 104
 00:10:05,764 --> 00:10:08,416
 you looking for
 a little friendly action?

 105
 00:10:08,503 --> 00:10:12,374
 I just might know somebody
 to accommodate you.

 106
 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:17,983
 Speak of the devil, and he appears.
 I'm gonna play the jukebox.

 107
 00:10:27,941 --> 00:10:29,507
 Yes!

 108
 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:42,031
 - All right!
 - God!

 109
 00:10:43,771 --> 00:10:45,640
 He was robbed.

 110
 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:48,815
 - Game, set, match, fellows.
 - Yeah.

 111
 00:10:48,902 --> 00:10:53,207
 I believe you owe us another $100.

 112
 00:10:53,294 --> 00:10:56,338
 We're not getting much mercy
 here tonight.

 113
 00:10:56,425 --> 00:10:58,817
 You guys have to forgive me.

 114
 00:10:58,861 --> 00:11:01,860
 You see, bowling for money...
 that's my only vice.

 115
 00:11:02,948 --> 00:11:05,514
 - Here's your drink.
 - Thanks, sugar.

 116
 00:11:09,776 --> 00:11:11,689
 Okay, two vices.

 117
 00:11:11,776 --> 00:11:13,472
 That's still very good.

 118
 00:11:14,993 --> 00:11:18,603
 All right, let's go.
 Thank you for the education, gentlemen.

 119
 00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:22,473
 We've just received a PhD in stupidity.
 Doctor, shall we?

 120
 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,734
 Give us a chance to win our money back.

 121
 00:11:26,169 --> 00:11:30,344
 Are you crazy? Padre, how much
 are you into us for already?

 122
 00:11:30,997 --> 00:11:32,649
 $350.

 123
 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:37,433
 That's a landau roof and power steering
 down the drain.

 124
 00:11:37,519 --> 00:11:40,216
 Could be in your pocket right now.
 Let's go.

 125
 00:11:40,302 --> 00:11:42,782
 Double or nothing
 I can pick up that spare.

 126
 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,956
 - I think I can do it.
 - That's the 6-7-10.

 127
 00:11:44,999 --> 00:11:48,695
 You'll pick up that spare the same day
 my hair starts falling out.

 128
 00:11:48,782 --> 00:11:51,131
 - Let's get out of here.
 - I can do this.

 129
 00:11:51,174 --> 00:11:53,957
 For $700? No way.

 130
 00:11:54,044 --> 00:11:57,480
 No, not for $700.
 What have you got here?

 131
 00:11:57,566 --> 00:11:59,914
 For $1,500. Guys?

 132
 00:12:00,002 --> 00:12:02,046
 You want some of the action?

 133
 00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:04,611
 Come on, you chickenshits.
 I'm good for the money. Put up my share.

 134
 00:12:04,698 --> 00:12:08,742
 Now, Mr. Big Shot, Mr. "I wear my pants
 high and pick up every spare...

 135
 00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:10,264
 drunk or sober. "

 136
 00:12:10,352 --> 00:12:13,047
 - Come on, guys.
 - We'll take that bet.

 137
 00:12:13,135 --> 00:12:16,527
 Fine, my so-called friend.
 Take your silly little ball...

 138
 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,527
 and make your silly little spare...

 139
 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,005
 or miss it!

 140
 00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,093
 Come on, boy. Bowl!

 141
 00:12:24,050 --> 00:12:27,311
 The name's not "boy. "
 It's Roy.

 142
 00:12:38,226 --> 00:12:40,009
 Roy Munson.

 143
 00:12:40,966 --> 00:12:43,401
 How'd he do that?

 144
 00:12:44,705 --> 00:12:46,836
 What did I tell you?

 145
 00:12:50,359 --> 00:12:53,751
 This feels weird.
 Are you sure this is legal?

 146
 00:12:53,837 --> 00:12:57,142
 I don't know.
 It's fun though, isn't it?

 147
 00:13:00,883 --> 00:13:03,752
 What's the sugar for, Mr. McCracken?

 148
 00:13:08,101 --> 00:13:12,189
 Didn't I tell you to call me "Ernie"
 or "Big Ern"?

 149
 00:13:13,319 --> 00:13:14,928
 It's for my morning coffee.

 150
 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:19,668
 Get out of the car, wise guy!

 151
 00:13:19,756 --> 00:13:21,886
 - What do we do?
 - Sometimes a bowler...

 152
 00:13:21,930 --> 00:13:23,886
 just has to face the music.

 153
 00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:29,409
 - Come on.
 - There you are. Let's go.

 154
 00:13:29,453 --> 00:13:33,019
 And that bowler is you.

 155
 00:13:38,628 --> 00:13:43,281
 - You're in deep shit, kid.
 - I don't know what I'm doing here.

 156
 00:13:43,368 --> 00:13:45,760
 Let me see that hand.

 157
 00:13:45,804 --> 00:13:48,282
 I thought I recognized...

 158
 00:13:48,326 --> 00:13:49,543
 that name.

 159
 00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:51,588
 Father, please do something.

 160
 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:55,761
 I'm a priest like you're a dictionary
 salesman, you piece of shit.

 161
 00:13:55,849 --> 00:13:57,328
 Get him inside.

 162
 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,806
 - Come on.
 - Don't do this.

 163
 00:14:02,763 --> 00:14:07,329
 What are you doing?
 I'll pay you back, I swear to God!

 164
 00:14:08,242 --> 00:14:14,156
 Get him up there.

 165
 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,678
 Do it!

 166
 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,865
 Hey, Herb. How's life?

 167
 00:15:26,170 --> 00:15:28,126
 Taking forever.

 168
 00:15:28,213 --> 00:15:29,604
 Morning, Mike.

 169
 00:15:33,519 --> 00:15:36,388
 Can you get sick drinking piss?

 170
 00:15:37,258 --> 00:15:38,867
 I think you can.

 171
 00:15:40,519 --> 00:15:42,737
 Even if it's your own?

 172
 00:15:47,434 --> 00:15:49,174
 Captain Hook!

 173
 00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:51,695
 Wait up.

 174
 00:15:54,175 --> 00:15:57,958
 I want that rent by tomorrow,
 or you're out of here!

 175
 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:45,487
 I got you down for a 50-gallon drum
 of lane oil and a case of bowler's tape.

 176
 00:16:45,575 --> 00:16:49,184
 Every week, I tell you the same thing:
 We don't need nothing.

 177
 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,924
 What about...

 178
 00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:56,446
 a gross of fluorescent condoms for
 the novelty machine in the men's room?

 179
 00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:59,273
 Those are fun even when you're alone.

 180
 00:16:59,317 --> 00:17:00,969
 - Yeah.
 - You get it?

 181
 00:17:01,012 --> 00:17:03,621
 - This is the hula-hoop of the '90s.
 - No!

 182
 00:17:03,665 --> 00:17:07,101
 We don't even have a novelty machine
 in the men's room anymore.

 183
 00:17:08,796 --> 00:17:11,667
 And you call this a bowling alley?

 184
 00:17:26,843 --> 00:17:28,757
 You stroke a hell of a ball...

 185
 00:17:28,843 --> 00:17:31,888
 but I'll bet when you're off,
 you leave a lot of buckets.

 186
 00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:34,409
 Excuse me?

 187
 00:17:34,497 --> 00:17:38,584
 Buckets. 3, 5, 6 and 9. It's from
 coming in too light in the pocket...

 188
 00:17:38,671 --> 00:17:40,889
 and sending the head pin
 around the 3.

 189
 00:17:42,237 --> 00:17:45,455
 You could tell all that
 from seeing me throw one strike?

 190
 00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,890
 I didn't see it. I heard it.

 191
 00:17:48,978 --> 00:17:51,064
 Try moving a couple of boards
 to the left.

 192
 00:18:08,198 --> 00:18:10,112
 Would you look at that!

 193
 00:18:11,069 --> 00:18:13,764
 Sweeter than Yoo-Hoo.

 194
 00:18:14,852 --> 00:18:18,244
 How come you know so much about bowling?

 195
 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:21,245
 Maybe this will help explain it to you.

 196
 00:18:21,331 --> 00:18:25,071
 Oh, wow. That's really something.
 What's that made out of?

 197
 00:18:25,158 --> 00:18:26,985
 14-karat gold.

 198
 00:18:27,071 --> 00:18:29,245
 Really? Looks like rubber.

 199
 00:18:30,289 --> 00:18:32,463
 No. The ring, not the hand.

 200
 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:38,247
 Wow. State champion.

 201
 00:18:38,335 --> 00:18:39,944
 You state champion?

 202
 00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:44,379
 Was. Iowa, '79.
 Name's Roy Munson.

 203
 00:18:44,422 --> 00:18:45,901
 Ishmael Boorg.

 204
 00:18:47,423 --> 00:18:51,684
 You've got as powerful a stroke
 as I've ever seen.

 205
 00:18:51,771 --> 00:18:54,946
 You could lose a little
 off the backswing, but you're not bad.

 206
 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:59,251
 - What's your average?
 - I don't know. 265, 270.

 207
 00:19:00,164 --> 00:19:02,121
 I've got to go.

 208
 00:19:02,165 --> 00:19:05,600
 - Bye.
 - Whoa! Hey, easy does it.

 209
 00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:08,035
 What's your hurry?
 We're just getting acquainted.

 210
 00:19:08,122 --> 00:19:12,036
 You're wasting your time.
 He's from way out in Brimfield.

 211
 00:19:12,123 --> 00:19:15,472
 - So?
 - Brimfield's an Amish community.

 212
 00:19:15,558 --> 00:19:17,950
 - He's Amish?
 - No fooling you.

 213
 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,431
 Wait up. I want to talk to you.

 214
 00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:29,996
 About what?

 215
 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,344
 You got something special.

 216
 00:19:33,431 --> 00:19:36,562
 With your talent and my knowledge,
 you could be a champion.

 217
 00:19:36,649 --> 00:19:41,476
 I mean that, and I know talent
 because I manage bowlers.

 218
 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,954
 Bowling manager?

 219
 00:19:45,912 --> 00:19:47,825
 Why would a bowler need a manager?

 220
 00:19:55,609 --> 00:19:57,827
 Don't you need a coach...

 221
 00:19:57,914 --> 00:20:00,567
 a friend, a brother?

 222
 00:20:00,653 --> 00:20:05,045
 Someone who will stick by your side
 through thick and thin?

 223
 00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:08,525
 Someone who will be a loyal friend
 and never, ever...

 224
 00:20:08,611 --> 00:20:11,178
 ever turn on you...

 225
 00:20:11,264 --> 00:20:12,699
 no matter what?

 226
 00:20:15,177 --> 00:20:17,830
 I'm sorry, sir,
 but I'm not interested.

 227
 00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:23,179
 I hope you rot in hell, you loser!

 228
 00:20:23,832 --> 00:20:25,267
 You suck!

 229
 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,050
 You don't deserve a car!

 230
 00:20:28,443 --> 00:20:33,053
 Hey, whoa.
 Let me help you here.

 231
 00:20:33,139 --> 00:20:35,444
 - Come on up.
 - Thanks.

 232
 00:20:35,531 --> 00:20:38,184
 - Absolutely precious.
 - Yeah.

 233
 00:20:40,967 --> 00:20:43,098
 That will come out.

 234
 00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,707
 Treasure these special times.

 235
 00:20:45,793 --> 00:20:49,752
 Look at you. Coochie, coochie.

 236
 00:20:49,838 --> 00:20:52,969
 Did you burn your little fingers?

 237
 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,535
 - Adorable.
 - Thanks.

 238
 00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:03,042
 - Give me the pocketbook, lady.
 - No!

 239
 00:21:04,086 --> 00:21:06,782
 - Give me it!
 - Okay.

 240
 00:21:06,869 --> 00:21:09,652
 Give it back.
 What are you, sissy? You need a purse?

 241
 00:21:09,739 --> 00:21:11,826
 I'll slice your throat!

 242
 00:21:13,566 --> 00:21:16,696
 You burned me, you bastard!

 243
 00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:19,306
 Go ahead, you chickenshit!
 Run home to Mommy!

 244
 00:21:19,393 --> 00:21:21,350
 Pussy.

 245
 00:21:21,436 --> 00:21:24,046
 Here you go. You okay?

 246
 00:21:25,307 --> 00:21:26,742
 I'm fine.

 247
 00:21:31,221 --> 00:21:33,700
 That was a brave thing you did.

 248
 00:21:34,439 --> 00:21:36,396
 You are a hero.

 249
 00:21:36,439 --> 00:21:38,744
 A genuine hero.

 250
 00:21:38,787 --> 00:21:41,005
 I'm no hero.
 I don't even know what happened.

 251
 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:44,006
 Nine out of ten times, I'd be running
 the other direction.

 252
 00:21:45,441 --> 00:21:48,572
 Oh, you know, about the rent...

 253
 00:21:48,616 --> 00:21:50,876
 Don't you worry about that.

 254
 00:21:50,964 --> 00:21:54,486
 You pay me the money whenever you get it
 because I know you are good for it.

 255
 00:21:55,790 --> 00:21:59,270
 - Thank you.
 - You're welcome. You... thank you.

 256
 00:21:59,313 --> 00:22:01,444
 What 50? We said 25.

 257
 00:22:01,531 --> 00:22:05,749
 I deserve a little extra after getting
 third-degree burns on my pupils.

 258
 00:22:05,836 --> 00:22:09,619
 I didn't know you were going to use
 a knife. I'm just buying some time.

 259
 00:22:09,706 --> 00:22:13,664
 - I don't want to give her a coronary.
 - I had to make it look real.

 260
 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,663
 Besides, that coffee wasn't even hot.

 261
 00:22:16,838 --> 00:22:18,273
 Now that's hot.

 262
 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,795
 Where's your newspaper?
 I got to take a dump.

 263
 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:23,839
 - I don't have the paper.
 - I need something to read.

 264
 00:22:23,882 --> 00:22:26,404
 Here. Use this shampoo.

 265
 00:22:26,492 --> 00:22:29,796
 "New and improved. " I read this already.
 You got any of that new Mentadent?

 266
 00:22:32,623 --> 00:22:36,233
 I know how you like to drink,
 so I brought you some...

 267
 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:43,886
 Why, you no-good son of a bitch!

 268
 00:22:43,973 --> 00:22:46,886
 You crazy bastard!
 How the hell did you get in here?

 269
 00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:48,409
 Get out!

 270
 00:22:48,495 --> 00:22:50,540
 That will be 100 now, you prick!

 271
 00:22:50,627 --> 00:22:52,888
 And don't come back!

 272
 00:22:52,975 --> 00:22:54,888
 - Munson!
 - Some people never learn.

 273
 00:22:54,975 --> 00:22:58,715
 You are history.
 I am calling the cops!

 274
 00:23:01,846 --> 00:23:04,499
 Wait. Whoa. Hey, calm down.

 275
 00:23:06,368 --> 00:23:11,152
 You have every right to be angry, okay?
 Just take a deep breath.

 276
 00:23:15,066 --> 00:23:18,588
 There must be some way
 I can work this off... make it up to you.

 277
 00:23:27,242 --> 00:23:28,677
 Well.

 278
 00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:41,462
 Oh, stop it.
 It wasn't that bad.

 279
 00:23:43,549 --> 00:23:45,723
 Oh, my little Roy toy.

 280
 00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:51,551
 What is it about good sex
 that makes me have to crap?

 281
 00:23:54,783 --> 00:23:56,827
 You really jarred
 something loose, tiger.

 282
 00:24:01,132 --> 00:24:02,611
 Oh, boy.

 283
 00:24:05,306 --> 00:24:09,090
 Got two bits of advice for you.

 284
 00:24:09,177 --> 00:24:14,004
 Number one: Forget about this bowling
 business and get yourself a real job.

 285
 00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:20,440
 Number two: You still owe me
 another month's rent.

 286
 00:25:16,802 --> 00:25:20,368
 Oh, top of the morning to you.
 I'm Hezakiah Munson.

 287
 00:25:20,455 --> 00:25:23,281
 I'm passing through
 on my way to Ohio.

 288
 00:25:23,368 --> 00:25:25,978
 Any shingling or butter churning
 need doing?

 289
 00:25:34,675 --> 00:25:39,893
 Lucas. You know better than that.
 We're waiting on your brother...

 290
 00:25:39,980 --> 00:25:41,894
 to come in from the fields.

 291
 00:25:49,243 --> 00:25:51,895
 How many children do you have,
 Brother Hezakiah?

 292
 00:25:51,982 --> 00:25:53,460
 None that I know of.

 293
 00:25:56,418 --> 00:25:58,592
 What I mean to say is I was...

 294
 00:25:58,679 --> 00:26:01,158
 We... I'm unable to have children.

 295
 00:26:01,244 --> 00:26:05,245
 Nasty cheese-grating accident
 as a young man.

 296
 00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:11,420
 Why are you late this time, Ishmael?

 297
 00:26:11,508 --> 00:26:13,464
 Sorry, Pa.
 I was out in the cornfield...

 298
 00:26:13,551 --> 00:26:15,769
 and the stalks were broken...

 299
 00:26:15,856 --> 00:26:17,813
 and I thought I could fix them.

 300
 00:26:17,899 --> 00:26:19,291
 Hi, Grandma.

 301
 00:26:25,118 --> 00:26:26,684
 Please meet our friend...

 302
 00:26:26,771 --> 00:26:29,293
 from Ohio, Brother Hezakiah.

 303
 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:31,293
 Hello, Ishmael.

 304
 00:26:39,948 --> 00:26:42,208
 Why did you come here?

 305
 00:26:42,296 --> 00:26:44,296
 We didn't get a chance
 to finish talking.

 306
 00:26:44,382 --> 00:26:46,862
 You're only going
 to make trouble for me.

 307
 00:26:46,948 --> 00:26:48,601
 Have a seat.

 308
 00:26:50,863 --> 00:26:54,646
 Look. My grandfather took me bowling
 when I was a kid.

 309
 00:26:54,732 --> 00:26:56,341
 It was our secret.

 310
 00:26:56,429 --> 00:26:59,559
 If anyone here found out
 that I went to that bowling alley...

 311
 00:26:59,646 --> 00:27:01,604
 I don't know what would happen.

 312
 00:27:01,646 --> 00:27:06,256
 There's a tournament
 in Reno, Nevada, in a few weeks.

 313
 00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:09,083
 The best bowlers in the country
 are going to be there.

 314
 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:13,170
 With my help, I think you can beat them.
 You hear me?

 315
 00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:16,302
 The first prize is $1 million.

 316
 00:27:16,345 --> 00:27:18,606
 We split everything
 right down the middle.

 317
 00:27:20,477 --> 00:27:23,129
 No, sir. I think it's best
 that you go.

 318
 00:27:23,172 --> 00:27:25,608
 By tomorrow, they'll find out
 that you're a fraud.

 319
 00:27:25,651 --> 00:27:28,608
 We Amish demand more of ourselves.

 320
 00:27:28,651 --> 00:27:31,565
 You people work 8-hour days.
 We work 12.

 321
 00:27:31,652 --> 00:27:34,609
 We do whatever you people do
 plus a half. That's how we survive.

 322
 00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:37,784
 Believe me, keeping up
 is not going to be a problem.

 323
 00:27:43,567 --> 00:27:48,308
 Pa! His bed's made, but he
 isn't in there. He must have left.

 324
 00:27:49,699 --> 00:27:52,960
 Guess Brother Hezakiah was afraid
 of getting his fingers dirty.

 325
 00:27:53,048 --> 00:27:55,873
 Morning! I hope you don't mind.
 I got up a little early...

 326
 00:27:55,961 --> 00:27:58,222
 so I took the liberty
 of milking your cow.

 327
 00:27:58,265 --> 00:28:03,006
 It took a little while to get her
 warmed up. She sure is a stubborn one.

 328
 00:28:04,747 --> 00:28:06,356
 We don't have a cow.

 329
 00:28:06,442 --> 00:28:08,356
 We have a bull.

 330
 00:28:14,749 --> 00:28:16,314
 I'll brush my teeth.

 331
 00:28:40,013 --> 00:28:44,623
 Take Lucas down with the other children.
 Keep an eye on them for us, please.

 332
 00:28:44,667 --> 00:28:46,841
 Brother Hezekiah, come with us.

 333
 00:28:46,928 --> 00:28:50,320
 The children?
 I wanted to help with the barn.

 334
 00:28:50,450 --> 00:28:53,320
 You can help after lunch.
 Go ahead.

 335
 00:28:55,625 --> 00:28:57,626
 Grab your tools. Follow me.

 336
 00:30:01,501 --> 00:30:04,501
 I don't know how a barn-raising
 is done in Ohio...

 337
 00:30:04,589 --> 00:30:08,459
 but here in Pennsylvania,
 no one runs for the dinner bell...

 338
 00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:11,285
 in the middle of lifting
 a 2,000-pound wall!

 339
 00:30:12,372 --> 00:30:14,895
 Okay. All right. I mean...

 340
 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:21,156
 Brother Thomas, you know what it says
 in the Bible about not forgiving people.

 341
 00:30:22,853 --> 00:30:25,419
 Why don't you tell us all what it says?

 342
 00:30:28,114 --> 00:30:30,506
 Well, it's against it.

 343
 00:30:36,464 --> 00:30:38,029
 Thomas can raise a barn...

 344
 00:30:38,116 --> 00:30:41,117
 but can he pick up a 7-10 split?

 345
 00:30:41,203 --> 00:30:44,509
 God blessed my brother
 to be a good carpenter.

 346
 00:30:44,553 --> 00:30:46,118
 It's okay.

 347
 00:30:46,204 --> 00:30:48,901
 He blessed you, too,
 and I'll give you a clue what it is.

 348
 00:30:48,988 --> 00:30:52,032
 It's round and has three holes,
 and you stick your fingers into it.

 349
 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:54,424
 You leave Rebecca out of this!

 350
 00:30:54,510 --> 00:30:56,946
 I'm talking about bowling...
 your future.

 351
 00:30:58,468 --> 00:31:01,512
 Just drop it. Right now,
 the only future I have...

 352
 00:31:01,599 --> 00:31:03,556
 is reshoeing Buttercup.

 353
 00:31:03,599 --> 00:31:06,121
 Holy cow!

 354
 00:31:06,209 --> 00:31:10,687
 Yeah, this is Buttercup, the biggest,
 strongest horse in the county.

 355
 00:31:10,775 --> 00:31:13,732
 I'd like a word with you.

 356
 00:31:13,774 --> 00:31:15,210
 Okay, Pa.

 357
 00:31:18,993 --> 00:31:23,864
 Take the horse's shoes off.
 Ishmael will be right back.

 358
 00:31:30,864 --> 00:31:33,344
 Don't be angry with your brother.

 359
 00:31:33,431 --> 00:31:37,214
 He's been under a lot of pressure
 dealing with those bankers.

 360
 00:31:37,301 --> 00:31:39,692
 Is everything okay?

 361
 00:31:40,867 --> 00:31:42,737
 No, son.

 362
 00:31:42,781 --> 00:31:47,563
 The community's in trouble. They're
 threatening to foreclose on the land.

 363
 00:31:47,650 --> 00:31:50,781
 Is there anything I can do?

 364
 00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:54,956
 Not unless you can figure out a way to
 come up with a half a million dollars.

 365
 00:31:59,609 --> 00:32:01,871
 There's a storm on the horizon.

 366
 00:32:04,262 --> 00:32:06,350
 I guess the angels are bowling.

 367
 00:32:07,306 --> 00:32:09,568
 Maybe they'll bring us a messenger.

 368
 00:32:13,786 --> 00:32:16,917
 Took some doing,
 but I finally got them off.

 369
 00:32:16,961 --> 00:32:18,961
 Where do you keep the new shoes?

 370
 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,135
 What, I got a boog hanging?

 371
 00:32:29,136 --> 00:32:33,572
 Tell my parents that God spoke to me
 to go on a mission with Brother Munson.

 372
 00:32:33,659 --> 00:32:35,616
 If the good Lord sees fit...

 373
 00:32:35,660 --> 00:32:39,268
 I'll be back
 with enough money to save the land.

 374
 00:32:39,312 --> 00:32:44,095
 Promise me that you'll be careful
 when you're out among the English.

 375
 00:32:44,139 --> 00:32:46,487
 Do not allow yourself to be corrupted.

 376
 00:32:46,575 --> 00:32:50,879
 Don't worry, Miss Rebecca.
 Your goodness gives me strength.

 377
 00:32:50,966 --> 00:32:53,619
 Nothing can make me stray.

 378
 00:33:05,143 --> 00:33:09,447
 Buckle up, my friend. You're
 about to embark on a great adventure.

 379
 00:33:17,623 --> 00:33:19,493
 - Smoke?
 - No.

 380
 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:20,971
 No, thanks.

 381
 00:33:22,363 --> 00:33:25,190
 You really should try to quit.

 382
 00:33:25,277 --> 00:33:27,973
 They say it's bad for your heart,
 your lungs.

 383
 00:33:28,060 --> 00:33:31,017
 - Quickens the aging process.
 - Is that right?

 384
 00:33:31,103 --> 00:33:33,017
 Who's done more research
 on the subject...

 385
 00:33:33,104 --> 00:33:36,192
 than the good people
 at the American tobacco industry?

 386
 00:33:36,278 --> 00:33:41,019
 They say it's harmless. Why would they
 lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke.

 387
 00:33:46,803 --> 00:33:49,368
 You get warmed up.
 I'll grab us a cup of coffee.

 388
 00:33:49,455 --> 00:33:51,760
 I don't drink coffee.

 389
 00:33:51,847 --> 00:33:54,326
 - Why not?
 - It's a stimulant.

 390
 00:33:56,109 --> 00:33:58,369
 What do you think cigarettes are?

 391
 00:33:59,327 --> 00:34:00,717
 They are?

 392
 00:34:03,806 --> 00:34:06,327
 Make it extra-large,
 two sugars, lots of cream.

 393
 00:34:07,067 --> 00:34:08,545
 Lots of cream.

 394
 00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:24,549
 You all right?

 395
 00:34:26,592 --> 00:34:29,810
 Ish, what happened in there?

 396
 00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:33,723
 I don't know.
 I thought I played pretty good.

 397
 00:34:33,811 --> 00:34:37,073
 He's just a little better than me,
 that's all.

 398
 00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:40,204
 Pretty good? 186.

 399
 00:34:42,595 --> 00:34:45,726
 You lost to a club player!

 400
 00:34:45,813 --> 00:34:49,553
 That's not supposed to happen!
 You're carrying a 270 average!

 401
 00:34:49,597 --> 00:34:53,597
 What do you expect?
 I mean, you guys with your 10 frames.

 402
 00:34:55,206 --> 00:34:57,380
 What do you mean, "10 frames"?

 403
 00:34:57,467 --> 00:35:00,468
 My grandpa always taught me
 to bowl 15 frames.

 404
 00:35:00,554 --> 00:35:05,078
 Like I told you, we Amish do everything
 half again as hard as you do.

 405
 00:35:05,164 --> 00:35:09,079
 Ten frames? That's for Quakers.

 406
 00:35:13,775 --> 00:35:17,384
 - I ain't going home.
 - Look.

 407
 00:35:17,471 --> 00:35:20,124
 You wouldn't stand a chance
 against those guys.

 408
 00:35:21,471 --> 00:35:23,559
 You said I was the best prospect
 you'd ever seen.

 409
 00:35:23,646 --> 00:35:26,211
 You said you could make me a champion.

 410
 00:35:26,299 --> 00:35:31,386
 I've been liquored up for 17 years.
 My judgment's not what it once was.

 411
 00:35:34,127 --> 00:35:37,649
 Pull the car over.
 I want to get out of here.

 412
 00:35:37,735 --> 00:35:40,606
 - I'll drive you home.
 - I don't want to go home!

 413
 00:35:40,649 --> 00:35:42,954
 I want to go to Reno!

 414
 00:35:42,997 --> 00:35:45,737
 Now pull the car over.
 Let me out of here.

 415
 00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:53,042
 This is silly.
 You've only been gone a couple of days.

 416
 00:35:53,130 --> 00:35:55,043
 They'll forgive you.

 417
 00:35:55,130 --> 00:35:58,522
 Yeah, you're right.

 418
 00:35:58,608 --> 00:36:00,522
 They'll probably forgive me.

 419
 00:36:01,523 --> 00:36:05,436
 They expect me to come home with my tail
 between my legs, but I won't do it.

 420
 00:36:05,524 --> 00:36:08,480
 I'd sooner get Munsoned
 out here in the middle of nowhere...

 421
 00:36:08,523 --> 00:36:10,524
 than lose face in front of my friends.

 422
 00:36:10,567 --> 00:36:12,133
 What did you say?

 423
 00:36:12,220 --> 00:36:14,133
 I don't want to lose face...

 424
 00:36:14,177 --> 00:36:15,830
 No, before that.

 425
 00:36:15,872 --> 00:36:18,830
 I said I'd sooner get Munsoned
 out here...

 426
 00:36:18,873 --> 00:36:20,482
 in the middle of nowhere.

 427
 00:36:20,569 --> 00:36:24,179
 "Munsoned"?
 What the hell is that?

 428
 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:27,919
 You know. Munsoned.
 To be up a creek without a paddle.

 429
 00:36:28,005 --> 00:36:31,441
 To have the world in the palm
 of your hand and then blow it.

 430
 00:36:31,528 --> 00:36:33,702
 It's a figure of speech.

 431
 00:36:53,923 --> 00:36:57,533
 Congratulations, my friend.
 You passed the test.

 432
 00:36:57,619 --> 00:37:00,490
 A true champion doesn't quit,
 and neither did you.

 433
 00:37:02,446 --> 00:37:04,055
 You were testing me?

 434
 00:37:04,143 --> 00:37:06,186
 A little Roy 101.

 435
 00:37:08,578 --> 00:37:11,274
 You were just testing me.

 436
 00:37:16,797 --> 00:37:19,884
 Oh, Mr. Munson. Whoa!

 437
 00:37:22,276 --> 00:37:23,711
 Hop in.

 438
 00:37:25,016 --> 00:37:26,929
 I got to watch you.

 439
 00:37:30,104 --> 00:37:32,713
 So I did good, huh?

 440
 00:37:32,757 --> 00:37:35,540
 You did great,
 but school's just beginning.

 441
 00:37:45,802 --> 00:37:49,715
 A bowler's two worst enemies
 are his eyes and his ears.

 442
 00:37:49,803 --> 00:37:53,239
 You shut these, you close those
 and you just feel it.

 443
 00:39:01,685 --> 00:39:03,512
 Coach, listen to this.

 444
 00:39:03,555 --> 00:39:06,556
 "English bulldog, one testicle.

 445
 00:39:06,599 --> 00:39:09,208
 $500."

 446
 00:39:09,295 --> 00:39:12,382
 For that kind of money,
 you'd think you'd get two testicles.

 447
 00:39:12,470 --> 00:39:15,862
 - Don't you think?
 - How the hell should I know?

 448
 00:39:15,948 --> 00:39:17,862
 I'm tired of all your questions.

 449
 00:39:17,949 --> 00:39:21,341
 I'm not here to teach you everything
 about everything in the world.

 450
 00:39:21,428 --> 00:39:24,994
 I'm here to teach you about bowling,
 and that's it.

 451
 00:39:25,038 --> 00:39:28,342
 Okay. Keep your shirt on.

 452
 00:39:29,430 --> 00:39:33,038
 I can figure some things out
 for myself.

 453
 00:39:44,649 --> 00:39:46,824
 Wait a minute. I'm going to bet?

 454
 00:39:46,911 --> 00:39:51,042
 If we're going to make enough dough
 to get to Reno, we're going to bet.

 455
 00:39:53,999 --> 00:39:55,912
 You can't have it both ways.

 456
 00:39:55,999 --> 00:39:59,652
 If you want to earn half a million
 dollars and save your town...

 457
 00:39:59,695 --> 00:40:01,913
 you'll have to bend the rules
 a little.

 458
 00:40:02,001 --> 00:40:05,001
 No way.
 There's no way I can bet.

 459
 00:40:05,088 --> 00:40:09,393
 It's against my religion.
 I was raised to not be a gambler.

 460
 00:40:09,436 --> 00:40:12,351
 - There's no way I'm going to bet.
 - Hey, hey, Ish.

 461
 00:40:12,437 --> 00:40:14,394
 - No! No way!
 - Hey!

 462
 00:40:14,437 --> 00:40:18,699
 Listen, you stupid banana head.
 You don't have to bet. I'll bet for you.

 463
 00:40:18,786 --> 00:40:20,351
 Oh, that's cool.

 464
 00:40:20,439 --> 00:40:22,569
 What's the worst that could happen?

 465
 00:40:28,832 --> 00:40:31,092
 So, you two are dictionary salesmen.

 466
 00:40:32,789 --> 00:40:35,876
 You would be punctilious
 in assuming that.

 467
 00:40:35,963 --> 00:40:38,876
 Your buddy tells me you're the best
 salesman in the whole company.

 468
 00:40:38,964 --> 00:40:41,225
 You must be a smooth talker.

 469
 00:40:43,878 --> 00:40:45,313
 Yep.

 470
 00:40:48,748 --> 00:40:52,313
 You don't have to read them
 to sell them, you know.

 471
 00:40:52,401 --> 00:40:55,358
 So, Steve, what do you say
 we bowl a couple of games?

 472
 00:40:57,445 --> 00:40:58,837
 Steve?

 473
 00:41:00,055 --> 00:41:01,707
 Yo, Steve-arino.

 474
 00:41:03,186 --> 00:41:04,621
 Oh, right.

 475
 00:41:04,707 --> 00:41:08,273
 Okay, you want to bowl
 for some big money, hey?

 476
 00:41:08,317 --> 00:41:14,144
 But I'll lose my entire bonus check
 because I'm so bombed.

 477
 00:41:15,274 --> 00:41:17,319
 You get that way from ginger ale?

 478
 00:41:19,971 --> 00:41:23,841
 No, he was sniffing glue
 in the parking lot.

 479
 00:41:25,015 --> 00:41:27,625
 I haven't heard this one
 in a while.

 480
 00:41:27,668 --> 00:41:30,408
 How does the rest of this hustle work?

 481
 00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:36,495
 - Nice going, De Niro.
 - It's "Steve. "

 482
 00:41:36,583 --> 00:41:38,670
 You want to blow the whole thing?

 483
 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:45,671
 If you guys want a straight-up money
 game, go to this address tonight.

 484
 00:41:46,541 --> 00:41:48,584
 At midnight.

 485
 00:41:48,716 --> 00:41:50,629
 And bring some money.

 486
 00:41:52,368 --> 00:41:54,716
 Wow! Look at that!

 487
 00:41:59,282 --> 00:42:00,500
 Are you all right, sir?

 488
 00:42:02,065 --> 00:42:04,674
 I'm fine.
 Just make sure you win.

 489
 00:42:04,718 --> 00:42:09,501
 We can't lose. It's the centurion's
 faith that wins him divine favor.

 490
 00:42:12,111 --> 00:42:15,894
 Gotcha! Okay, park the shitbox
 and come with me.

 491
 00:42:15,981 --> 00:42:17,416
 Come on.

 492
 00:42:19,939 --> 00:42:23,504
 He seems like a real cutup, huh?

 493
 00:42:23,591 --> 00:42:25,330
 You know, Stanley...

 494
 00:42:25,417 --> 00:42:29,245
 I don't necessarily feel
 like we need to play for money.

 495
 00:42:29,331 --> 00:42:33,028
 - Why don't we just play for fun?
 - Cut the bullshit.

 496
 00:42:33,071 --> 00:42:35,897
 I know you're a hustler.
 Can your kid play or not?

 497
 00:42:38,159 --> 00:42:40,203
 He can play.

 498
 00:42:40,290 --> 00:42:44,160
 Fine. Then it's $1,000 a game.

 499
 00:42:46,770 --> 00:42:50,248
 Claudia, why don't you show us the way
 to the bowling alley?

 500
 00:42:54,944 --> 00:42:58,119
 Isn't she the most incredible woman
 you've ever seen?

 501
 00:42:59,119 --> 00:43:00,902
 She's hot.

 502
 00:43:00,989 --> 00:43:02,728
 And those babies are real.

 503
 00:43:06,425 --> 00:43:07,859
 Twice.

 504
 00:43:12,034 --> 00:43:13,601
 What's so funny?

 505
 00:43:16,557 --> 00:43:19,514
 I didn't want to be the one to tell him,
 but with those narrow hips...

 506
 00:43:19,601 --> 00:43:22,601
 that girl couldn't have
 more than 6 or 7 children.

 507
 00:43:34,299 --> 00:43:37,952
 An open frame in the 10th.
 I was robbed, goddamn it!

 508
 00:43:37,996 --> 00:43:42,083
 He's got a 228.
 You need three strikes.

 509
 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,954
 Okay? Stay focused.

 510
 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,084
 Snap it. Pull that string.
 All right.

 511
 00:43:51,346 --> 00:43:54,912
 Now it's getting interesting, huh?

 512
 00:43:54,999 --> 00:43:59,304
 Bottom of the ninth,
 two-minute warning, last frame?

 513
 00:44:08,697 --> 00:44:13,133
 There's no question farmer boy's a fine
 bowler, but competing under pressure?

 514
 00:44:20,482 --> 00:44:22,482
 One more.

 515
 00:44:23,439 --> 00:44:26,569
 Boy, it's hot in here.
 I need something to cool down.

 516
 00:44:45,268 --> 00:44:49,052
 I'm sorry. Where are my manners?
 Does anyone else want one?

 517
 00:44:49,139 --> 00:44:52,052
 Yeah, I'll take a couple of jugs...
 mugs.

 518
 00:44:52,140 --> 00:44:54,227
 Bottle. One bottle.

 519
 00:44:54,314 --> 00:44:58,010
 Don't trouble yourself, ma'am.
 I'll get that.

 520
 00:45:04,141 --> 00:45:05,750
 What kind do you want?

 521
 00:45:05,794 --> 00:45:07,229
 Whatever.

 522
 00:45:14,491 --> 00:45:16,970
 Here you go, sir.

 523
 00:45:17,057 --> 00:45:20,145
 - Come on, buddy. Bowl.
 - Yeah. I'm kind of nippy.

 524
 00:45:35,408 --> 00:45:36,887
 Yes!

 525
 00:45:45,193 --> 00:45:48,889
 What can I say? Good game.
 My hat's off to you.

 526
 00:45:51,759 --> 00:45:55,760
 The great Stanley got beaten
 by the farm boy on his own track.

 527
 00:45:58,238 --> 00:46:02,065
 Could I have a word with you
 in the other room, dear?

 528
 00:46:16,981 --> 00:46:19,068
 Don't you ever pull that shit with me.

 529
 00:46:20,808 --> 00:46:22,721
 What's wrong with you?

 530
 00:46:30,723 --> 00:46:33,245
 Anyway, I owe you guys
 a little bit of money.

 531
 00:46:36,332 --> 00:46:38,767
 Let's play another game.

 532
 00:46:38,855 --> 00:46:42,768
 Oh, no, not tonight.
 We got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow...

 533
 00:46:42,812 --> 00:46:44,507
 and it's a school night.

 534
 00:46:44,595 --> 00:46:47,334
 - What the hell is that?
 - What?

 535
 00:46:48,508 --> 00:46:52,335
 This. $100 bill
 wrapped in Monopoly money?

 536
 00:46:56,422 --> 00:46:58,336
 You look like you want to hit me.

 537
 00:46:58,423 --> 00:47:01,293
 We don't raise our hands in anger
 against others.

 538
 00:47:03,206 --> 00:47:05,207
 Well, we do!

 539
 00:47:05,294 --> 00:47:08,469
 Unbelievable!
 You disgrace my home...

 540
 00:47:08,512 --> 00:47:11,426
 dishonor the game by betting
 with money you don't even have?

 541
 00:47:11,512 --> 00:47:13,947
 You piece of garbage!

 542
 00:47:14,035 --> 00:47:15,948
 I want you to take them out back...

 543
 00:47:16,035 --> 00:47:19,210
 and make his left hand
 look just like his right hand!

 544
 00:47:20,731 --> 00:47:22,862
 - Oh, Mr. Munson!
 - What the hell? Get them!

 545
 00:47:22,949 --> 00:47:24,862
 - I got them!
 - Get the lights!

 546
 00:47:24,950 --> 00:47:27,472
 - I got the punk.
 - Where's the door?

 547
 00:47:27,559 --> 00:47:30,994
 You bald bastard,
 I'll gouge your eyes out, you son of a...

 548
 00:47:31,037 --> 00:47:32,516
 Ah, shit!

 549
 00:47:39,213 --> 00:47:41,952
 - Give me the keys.
 - Why?

 550
 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,170
 Hey, nobody drives my car.

 551
 00:47:46,736 --> 00:47:48,606
 - Come on.
 - Wait!

 552
 00:47:57,260 --> 00:47:59,608
 Ah, shit! Look at this.

 553
 00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:14,176
 Slow down.
 You're going to get us all killed.

 554
 00:48:15,611 --> 00:48:17,046
 Shit!

 555
 00:48:19,264 --> 00:48:23,308
 I don't know why I did this.
 I don't know where I'm going...

 556
 00:48:23,395 --> 00:48:25,526
 or what I'll do when I get there.

 557
 00:48:25,613 --> 00:48:27,874
 Why couldn't this have worked out?

 558
 00:48:29,700 --> 00:48:34,179
 He hit me, the bastard,
 and hitting, I don't take!

 559
 00:48:34,266 --> 00:48:38,746
 Look, just calm down, all right?
 Take it easy. Calm.

 560
 00:48:38,789 --> 00:48:40,745
 Like the kid back there. Look how...

 561
 00:48:48,312 --> 00:48:49,747
 Pull it over.

 562
 00:48:53,444 --> 00:48:55,749
 Ishmael always was a strange boy...

 563
 00:48:55,792 --> 00:48:57,967
 but he means well
 and we love him.

 564
 00:48:58,053 --> 00:49:00,576
 - Please bring him back home.
 - I will, Father.

 565
 00:49:00,662 --> 00:49:03,577
 I promise you
 I will not return without him.

 566
 00:49:11,708 --> 00:49:13,665
 I walked past the mall

 567
 00:49:13,709 --> 00:49:15,926
 Just like I say

 568
 00:49:16,013 --> 00:49:20,883
 And I felt this hurt
 that would not go home

 569
 00:49:20,970 --> 00:49:24,884
 I can't expect you all
 to see this my way

 570
 00:49:24,971 --> 00:49:27,581
 But you might not remember

 571
 00:49:27,667 --> 00:49:30,276
 The trees that I'd known

 572
 00:49:30,364 --> 00:49:32,582
 And I want them to bring back

 573
 00:49:32,668 --> 00:49:34,756
 My old corner store

 574
 00:49:38,496 --> 00:49:39,931
 Damn this hand!

 575
 00:49:40,017 --> 00:49:42,191
 Where do you get something like that?

 576
 00:49:42,235 --> 00:49:46,280
 Prosthetics-R-Us, aisle six.
 Right next to the glass eyeballs.

 577
 00:49:46,322 --> 00:49:49,106
 Must be tough
 when you're spanking your monkey.

 578
 00:49:50,193 --> 00:49:52,933
 You have a monkey?

 579
 00:49:53,020 --> 00:49:55,672
 Hey, handsome. How about a dance?

 580
 00:49:57,064 --> 00:50:00,456
 Yeah, well, thank you, young lovely...

 581
 00:50:00,543 --> 00:50:02,630
 but I'm a little worn out.

 582
 00:50:02,717 --> 00:50:04,674
 I wasn't asking you.

 583
 00:50:04,718 --> 00:50:06,979
 She said "hand-some,"
 not "hand-less. "

 584
 00:50:07,066 --> 00:50:11,110
 - So how about it?
 - I don't know how to dance.

 585
 00:50:11,197 --> 00:50:13,153
 Well, it's about time you learned.

 586
 00:50:24,373 --> 00:50:26,939
 Well, when there's things to do

 587
 00:50:27,026 --> 00:50:29,157
 And not because you gotta

 588
 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,201
 When you run for love

 589
 00:50:31,287 --> 00:50:33,462
 Not because you oughta

 590
 00:50:34,549 --> 00:50:36,202
 Listen.

 591
 00:50:36,288 --> 00:50:39,724
 We appreciate your help with
 your boyfriend and everything, but...

 592
 00:50:39,810 --> 00:50:41,072
 You look.

 593
 00:50:41,159 --> 00:50:43,507
 I did it for the kid.

 594
 00:50:43,551 --> 00:50:46,986
 Cheap hustler like you, I don't care
 if they put a bullet in your head.

 595
 00:50:47,073 --> 00:50:49,725
 Oh, you care about the kid, huh?

 596
 00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:53,205
 I got a news flash for you,
 Mother Teresa.

 597
 00:50:53,292 --> 00:50:55,726
 Just because you spend most of your time
 in a missionary position...

 598
 00:50:55,814 --> 00:50:57,727
 doesn't make you a missionary.

 599
 00:50:59,075 --> 00:51:00,684
 This will work out fine.

 600
 00:51:00,771 --> 00:51:02,033
 What?

 601
 00:51:02,119 --> 00:51:05,381
 It's better that we don't like each
 other, since we'll be business partners.

 602
 00:51:05,467 --> 00:51:07,208
 Checks and balances.

 603
 00:51:09,424 --> 00:51:10,860
 - Business partners?
 - Yeah.

 604
 00:51:10,947 --> 00:51:12,339
 That's precious.

 605
 00:51:12,425 --> 00:51:15,034
 I saw your phony roll.

 606
 00:51:15,078 --> 00:51:17,905
 You don't have enough money
 to get to Reno.

 607
 00:51:19,470 --> 00:51:21,209
 Why don't you just...

 608
 00:51:21,253 --> 00:51:23,297
 eat your chili fries,
 drink your shake...

 609
 00:51:23,384 --> 00:51:27,211
 and go blow lunch or whatever you do
 to keep your ass in business.

 610
 00:51:27,297 --> 00:51:28,689
 Look, Mr. Munster.

 611
 00:51:28,732 --> 00:51:31,472
 You're not exactly the smartest guy
 I ever ran across.

 612
 00:51:31,559 --> 00:51:34,516
 Yeah? And who are you?
 Alfred Einstein?

 613
 00:51:37,213 --> 00:51:39,126
 So this is rock and roll.

 614
 00:51:40,474 --> 00:51:43,431
 - I like it.
 - Oh, God.

 615
 00:51:44,736 --> 00:51:47,605
 - It's my boyfriend, Skidmark.
 - I'd like to meet him.

 616
 00:51:47,649 --> 00:51:49,606
 I don't think you do.

 617
 00:51:51,127 --> 00:51:54,737
 Your act is about as fresh
 as a Foghat concert.

 618
 00:51:54,824 --> 00:51:56,825
 It really bites.

 619
 00:51:56,825 --> 00:52:01,477
 I know a little about this racket.
 I learned it the hard way.

 620
 00:52:01,565 --> 00:52:05,652
 Yeah, well, I've got stake money...
 500 bucks.

 621
 00:52:05,739 --> 00:52:07,435
 I'll tell you something else.

 622
 00:52:07,479 --> 00:52:09,566
 Ishmael likes me.

 623
 00:52:09,653 --> 00:52:12,132
 I promise you, you're not his type.

 624
 00:52:12,176 --> 00:52:15,915
 Oh, I'm his type.
 I'm every guy's type.

 625
 00:52:16,002 --> 00:52:17,916
 You trying to pick up my woman?

 626
 00:52:18,002 --> 00:52:20,916
 You crazy or something?
 Come here!

 627
 00:52:21,003 --> 00:52:24,395
 She was just teaching me to dance.
 I didn't know how to dance.

 628
 00:52:24,438 --> 00:52:26,047
 You want to dance?

 629
 00:52:26,134 --> 00:52:28,178
 You saying you want me to dance?

 630
 00:52:28,265 --> 00:52:30,570
 No, not if you don't want to.

 631
 00:52:30,657 --> 00:52:32,658
 You're trying to move in on my squirrel.

 632
 00:52:32,744 --> 00:52:34,657
 I ought to stoot-slap your ass
 right now.

 633
 00:52:34,744 --> 00:52:37,006
 We're going to drill you
 another asshole!

 634
 00:52:37,093 --> 00:52:39,789
 You want to kiss somebody, Goldilocks?
 Kiss these!

 635
 00:52:47,530 --> 00:52:51,356
 Take that, you freaky piece of shit.
 You don't mow another guy's lawn!

 636
 00:52:51,443 --> 00:52:53,226
 All right!

 637
 00:52:55,357 --> 00:52:57,748
 That was really heroic.

 638
 00:52:58,836 --> 00:53:00,793
 I did Ish a favor.

 639
 00:53:00,836 --> 00:53:04,228
 If I hadn't knocked him out,
 those animals would've torn him apart.

 640
 00:53:04,315 --> 00:53:08,098
 - That's the thanks I get?
 - You didn't have to have beers with 'em.

 641
 00:53:09,621 --> 00:53:12,620
 I didn't want them to think
 that we were in cahoots.

 642
 00:53:13,491 --> 00:53:16,621
 You cleared that up
 when you rubbed Tabasco in his eyes.

 643
 00:53:19,057 --> 00:53:22,970
 Could you move that seat up
 so I can stretch my feet out?

 644
 00:53:24,928 --> 00:53:26,971
 Thanks.

 645
 00:53:27,015 --> 00:53:29,537
 Here. I had them wrap up your food...

 646
 00:53:29,580 --> 00:53:32,102
 'cause this is probably
 your last meal...

 647
 00:53:32,190 --> 00:53:34,799
 seeing as you don't have
 anymore money.

 648
 00:53:34,843 --> 00:53:36,799
 You're the greatest.

 649
 00:53:42,931 --> 00:53:45,323
 I just had a thought.

 650
 00:53:46,627 --> 00:53:50,150
 Seeing as how Claudia
 has been so kind...

 651
 00:53:50,192 --> 00:53:52,845
 to us, I thought maybe...

 652
 00:53:52,889 --> 00:53:56,020
 she could join us
 till she gets back on her feet.

 653
 00:54:01,412 --> 00:54:03,717
 If I could see you, I'd kiss you.

 654
 00:54:04,761 --> 00:54:07,414
 Isn't he the best?

 655
 00:54:07,544 --> 00:54:09,457
 You're the best, Mr. Munson.

 656
 00:56:27,055 --> 00:56:28,622
 Whatcha doin'?

 657
 00:56:28,664 --> 00:56:30,143
 Flossin'.

 658
 00:56:34,231 --> 00:56:36,188
 Where'd I get Munson from?

 659
 00:56:38,101 --> 00:56:41,623
 The name's Munson. What I'm doing
 is flossing. This is called floss.

 660
 00:56:41,667 --> 00:56:45,407
 It cleans your teeth. You should try it.
 You'll be amazed what you find.

 661
 00:56:45,450 --> 00:56:48,407
 I don't know much about life
 outside of Brimfield.

 662
 00:56:50,016 --> 00:56:52,843
 I was never in a car before.

 663
 00:56:52,930 --> 00:56:56,061
 I never stayed
 in a fancy hotel before...

 664
 00:56:56,148 --> 00:56:59,061
 never saw a man pick his nose
 with a hook before.

 665
 00:57:00,279 --> 00:57:02,976
 When I stop and think about it all...

 666
 00:57:03,019 --> 00:57:04,976
 it can get pretty scary.

 667
 00:57:13,499 --> 00:57:16,717
 - It's an emergency. We got to leave.
 - But what are we...

 668
 00:57:16,804 --> 00:57:20,196
 - No if, ands or buts. Get moving.
 - I'll go get Miss Claudia.

 669
 00:57:20,239 --> 00:57:23,718
 No. Don't get Claudia.
 I'll explain it all later.

 670
 00:57:23,761 --> 00:57:25,849
 - Just be quiet.
 - Okay.

 671
 00:57:29,241 --> 00:57:31,502
 I think I tore my sack.

 672
 00:57:31,589 --> 00:57:33,502
 Are you okay?

 673
 00:57:33,590 --> 00:57:35,894
 What did I just say?

 674
 00:57:35,982 --> 00:57:39,677
 - "I think I tore my sack"?
 - No. "Be quiet!"

 675
 00:57:44,722 --> 00:57:46,505
 The army evacuated everybody.

 676
 00:57:47,723 --> 00:57:50,071
 Yeah. A big military train derailed...

 677
 00:57:50,115 --> 00:57:53,941
 and this whole area is in danger of
 being contaminated by a huge cloud of...

 678
 00:57:54,028 --> 00:57:57,072
 - Shit.
 - A huge cloud of shit?

 679
 00:57:57,159 --> 00:57:58,464
 Wow.

 680
 00:57:58,550 --> 00:58:01,855
 I think I smell it!
 Come on. Let's go.

 681
 00:58:06,030 --> 00:58:08,553
 Could we go have a little chat?

 682
 00:58:09,553 --> 00:58:12,118
 - Surely.
 - Great.

 683
 00:58:17,467 --> 00:58:21,772
 Hey, everybody, there's
 a shit cloud coming! Run for your lives!

 684
 00:58:21,859 --> 00:58:24,729
 A $60-a-night motel room,
 and you're sleeping in the car?

 685
 00:58:24,772 --> 00:58:27,991
 - That makes sense.
 - Don't I feel like a fool?

 686
 00:58:28,078 --> 00:58:30,295
 I know what you're thinking.
 Let me explain.

 687
 00:58:34,078 --> 00:58:35,818
 Mommy!

 688
 00:58:35,905 --> 00:58:39,123
 You must have a really wide foot.
 You got both of them.

 689
 00:58:39,210 --> 00:58:42,776
 I can't believe you were going
 to ditch out and go to Reno without me!

 690
 00:58:42,863 --> 00:58:45,385
 I thought we were partners.

 691
 00:58:45,472 --> 00:58:48,125
 Spare me the indignant routine,
 all right?

 692
 00:58:48,168 --> 00:58:51,299
 You've been rubbing your tits
 in that kid's face since we met...

 693
 00:58:51,386 --> 00:58:53,517
 so you could steal him.

 694
 00:58:53,604 --> 00:58:55,952
 - What?
 - Don't give me that "What?" crap.

 695
 00:58:55,996 --> 00:58:59,735
 Half the dresses you got,
 you need two hairdos to wear. Admit it!

 696
 00:58:59,823 --> 00:59:03,910
 You been planning on taking him from me
 and leaving me. I just beat you to it.

 697
 00:59:03,997 --> 00:59:06,824
 How dare you accuse me of anything!

 698
 00:59:06,867 --> 00:59:10,999
 Ish worships you, and you've fed him
 bullshit to line your own pockets.

 699
 00:59:11,041 --> 00:59:12,999
 Come on. Right now.

 700
 00:59:13,042 --> 00:59:15,999
 - You and me, bud.
 - What...

 701
 00:59:16,043 --> 00:59:17,999
 Hey, look. Listen, lady.

 702
 00:59:18,043 --> 00:59:20,652
 I've done a lot of creepy things
 in my life.

 703
 00:59:20,696 --> 00:59:23,870
 I'm won't lower myself
 to having a fistfight with a girl.

 704
 00:59:25,392 --> 00:59:26,827
 Stop that!

 705
 01:00:06,443 --> 01:00:08,400
 Where is he?

 706
 01:00:11,661 --> 01:00:13,096
 Great.

 707
 01:00:16,618 --> 01:00:19,706
 "I thought you were my friends.
 Good-bye. Ishmael. "

 708
 01:00:38,927 --> 01:00:42,537
 I hope Ishmael has enough street smarts
 to get to Reno by himself.

 709
 01:00:42,624 --> 01:00:44,102
 Poor guy.

 710
 01:00:44,798 --> 01:00:47,233
 He's like a baby out there.

 711
 01:00:49,189 --> 01:00:52,581
 I hope he doesn't get Munsoned
 out in the middle of nowhere.

 712
 01:00:56,582 --> 01:00:59,018
 Oh, shit.

 713
 01:00:59,105 --> 01:01:04,498
 You know, I didn't realize it,
 but we're near where I grew up.

 714
 01:01:04,584 --> 01:01:07,932
 What time are the tours
 to your boyhood home?

 715
 01:01:20,935 --> 01:01:22,935
 You know, it's been...

 716
 01:01:22,978 --> 01:01:26,110
 17 years since I showed
 my face around here.

 717
 01:01:36,502 --> 01:01:38,460
 How do I look?

 718
 01:01:44,069 --> 01:01:46,939
 You look good. Real sharp.

 719
 01:01:53,332 --> 01:01:54,636
 All right.

 720
 01:02:40,514 --> 01:02:41,819
 You okay?

 721
 01:02:45,297 --> 01:02:50,037
 I... It's just not what I expected.

 722
 01:02:51,951 --> 01:02:54,865
 What's taken you so long to come back?

 723
 01:02:55,778 --> 01:02:57,735
 Guess I was ashamed.

 724
 01:02:57,821 --> 01:03:00,213
 Everybody expected so much from me.

 725
 01:03:01,431 --> 01:03:03,388
 Everyone believed in me.

 726
 01:03:05,258 --> 01:03:07,867
 At least my dad did.

 727
 01:03:07,954 --> 01:03:10,868
 He gave me this when I left.

 728
 01:03:12,825 --> 01:03:15,738
 I never could get
 the damn thing running.

 729
 01:03:18,565 --> 01:03:22,478
 It's funny. It's like time stopped
 for me when I left this town.

 730
 01:03:32,002 --> 01:03:35,002
 He taught me a lot out here.

 731
 01:03:36,090 --> 01:03:38,917
 I got word he died about 10 years ago.

 732
 01:03:44,004 --> 01:03:47,440
 I didn't even have the nerve
 to come back for the funeral.

 733
 01:03:52,615 --> 01:03:55,528
 Well, your old man would be proud.

 734
 01:03:55,614 --> 01:03:59,181
 Here you are, passing all that
 bowling knowledge on to Ishmael.

 735
 01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:04,660
 No, he wouldn't be proud.

 736
 01:04:07,834 --> 01:04:09,791
 Let's go find that kid.

 737
 01:04:12,814 --> 01:04:15,292
 What do you think about new beginnings?

 738
 01:04:16,380 --> 01:04:19,902
 What is that?
 The feminine hygiene spray?

 739
 01:04:19,989 --> 01:04:22,555
 You and me, starting over.

 740
 01:04:26,077 --> 01:04:28,077
 Yeah.

 741
 01:04:28,121 --> 01:04:30,078
 I like that.

 742
 01:04:34,122 --> 01:04:37,818
 - Longish hair. Yeah. Down that way.
 - Weird guy?

 743
 01:04:37,818 --> 01:04:40,645
 Uncle Willee's Snake Farm.

 744
 01:04:40,689 --> 01:04:44,558
 Yeah, he was here.
 I offered him a job, a good job.

 745
 01:04:44,646 --> 01:04:47,255
 You think that guy took it?

 746
 01:04:51,125 --> 01:04:54,691
 He didn't take it.
 The wimp is afraid of snakes.

 747
 01:04:54,778 --> 01:04:57,474
 Son of a bitch, you're going in my soup.

 748
 01:04:59,692 --> 01:05:01,171
 Thank you.

 749
 01:05:21,348 --> 01:05:24,740
 Have you seen a big Amish guy
 come through here...

 750
 01:05:24,783 --> 01:05:28,306
 40-ish, stocky, sort of friendly?

 751
 01:05:28,349 --> 01:05:30,610
 Kind of stupid?

 752
 01:05:30,697 --> 01:05:32,785
 Well, naive.

 753
 01:05:33,524 --> 01:05:35,307
 Feast your eyes.

 754
 01:05:56,224 --> 01:05:59,529
 Get in! Come on! Get a move on!

 755
 01:05:59,616 --> 01:06:03,442
 - Nobody quits in the middle of a show!
 - Sons of bitches!

 756
 01:06:06,443 --> 01:06:10,356
 I don't understand how you can still be
 mad at us. We just saved your butt.

 757
 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:14,792
 I heard what you were saying about me,
 about each other.

 758
 01:06:14,879 --> 01:06:18,489
 I thought we were partners,
 but I guess I was wrong.

 759
 01:06:19,749 --> 01:06:22,185
 It's tough out there, all right?

 760
 01:06:23,185 --> 01:06:26,316
 The world can kick your ass.

 761
 01:06:26,403 --> 01:06:30,317
 I only have a vague recollection
 of when it wasn't kicking mine.

 762
 01:06:31,230 --> 01:06:33,752
 I guess that's why Claudia and I
 were fighting.

 763
 01:06:33,839 --> 01:06:36,839
 We both had a rotten run of it
 for awhile.

 764
 01:06:36,927 --> 01:06:42,102
 You get hurt over and over again,
 you stop trusting people...

 765
 01:06:42,145 --> 01:06:44,320
 so you don't get hurt again.

 766
 01:06:46,972 --> 01:06:52,060
 Look, if you really want to end this,
 we'll drop you off wherever you want.

 767
 01:06:52,799 --> 01:06:54,800
 If you want to go on...

 768
 01:06:54,886 --> 01:06:58,495
 from here on out, we're all
 gonna work together as a team.

 769
 01:06:58,583 --> 01:07:02,105
 And no more bullshitting.
 I promise.

 770
 01:07:04,323 --> 01:07:07,801
 You remember what it says in the Bible
 about not forgiving, right?

 771
 01:07:07,801 --> 01:07:10,498
 I know exactly what it says.

 772
 01:07:12,890 --> 01:07:15,934
 It's against it, right?

 773
 01:08:56,700 --> 01:09:00,527
 " Jeffersons On Ice"! Look at that.
 I love Sherman Helmsley!

 774
 01:09:25,835 --> 01:09:27,400
 What's this?

 775
 01:09:27,488 --> 01:09:31,662
 - What is that?
 - It's a tattoo. Relax.

 776
 01:09:31,706 --> 01:09:34,749
 How could you let me do this?

 777
 01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:39,359
 I don't know. I don't remember a thing.
 The whole night's a blur to me.

 778
 01:09:43,578 --> 01:09:45,926
 I've committed a sin.

 779
 01:09:47,057 --> 01:09:50,274
 I've desecrated my body.
 Can't go home now.

 780
 01:09:50,361 --> 01:09:52,492
 No, can't go home.

 781
 01:09:52,579 --> 01:09:56,623
 It'll come right off.
 It'll burn off in a jiffy.

 782
 01:10:01,059 --> 01:10:03,581
 Hey, this isn't so bad.

 783
 01:10:04,799 --> 01:10:06,755
 What's the matter?

 784
 01:10:08,234 --> 01:10:09,756
 Nothing.

 785
 01:10:17,931 --> 01:10:21,367
 You are going to give me $100,000
 on the line...

 786
 01:10:21,453 --> 01:10:24,411
 and a $50,000 yell, okay?

 787
 01:10:24,498 --> 01:10:29,281
 Hey, top-heavy, give me a Tiparillo and
 a sake and seltzer, s'il vous plait.

 788
 01:10:29,369 --> 01:10:32,543
 Okay. Here we go.
 Come on! Do it to me!

 789
 01:10:35,239 --> 01:10:38,848
 Yeah, right. Overshot. All right.

 790
 01:10:38,935 --> 01:10:42,502
 No, it's okay,
 because I am going to bet...

 791
 01:10:42,588 --> 01:10:47,545
 $800,000 on the line.

 792
 01:10:47,633 --> 01:10:49,024
 Okay?

 793
 01:10:49,807 --> 01:10:51,764
 Here we go.

 794
 01:10:51,808 --> 01:10:54,938
 Hey, doll-face, how about bringing me
 a little Lady Luck?

 795
 01:10:55,026 --> 01:10:57,460
 - Sure thing.
 - Well, no, not you.

 796
 01:10:58,722 --> 01:11:00,157
 Winner!

 797
 01:11:04,635 --> 01:11:06,418
 That's something.

 798
 01:11:06,462 --> 01:11:07,941
 All right.

 799
 01:11:16,768 --> 01:11:20,116
 Okay, here we go. Two number 64s...

 800
 01:11:21,334 --> 01:11:23,248
 and a 41.

 801
 01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:27,423
 Their 64 is supposed to be
 the best in the city.

 802
 01:11:27,509 --> 01:11:30,336
 Yeah? That 41 doesn't look bad.

 803
 01:11:30,380 --> 01:11:32,554
 Go to the potato bar when you're ready.

 804
 01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:35,120
 Who is the biggest threat
 to you in the tournament?

 805
 01:11:35,206 --> 01:11:38,947
 Me. If I get drunk, fall down and
 hurt myself, I might lose. Sure, babe.

 806
 01:11:38,989 --> 01:11:40,946
 - What's your name?
 - Darlene.

 807
 01:11:41,033 --> 01:11:42,946
 - I'm in 1103.
 - Excuse me.

 808
 01:11:43,034 --> 01:11:45,991
 What's the story behind
 this paternity suit against you?

 809
 01:11:46,035 --> 01:11:48,600
 It's not a case.
 The woman's a stone-faced liar.

 810
 01:11:48,688 --> 01:11:52,383
 Let's not talk about that. I pulled out
 of her really early on that one.

 811
 01:11:52,470 --> 01:11:54,470
 Sorry. Thanks for coming.

 812
 01:11:54,558 --> 01:11:55,862
 Hey!

 813
 01:11:55,906 --> 01:11:57,862
 The Munson.

 814
 01:11:59,863 --> 01:12:02,820
 Big Ern. Long time.

 815
 01:12:02,907 --> 01:12:06,255
 I'll say. Probably a year
 for every topping on the table.

 816
 01:12:06,994 --> 01:12:08,908
 I heard a horrible rumor.

 817
 01:12:11,865 --> 01:12:13,343
 Oh, creepy!

 818
 01:12:13,387 --> 01:12:15,692
 I'm sorry.

 819
 01:12:15,779 --> 01:12:19,518
 You know, for the first couple years...

 820
 01:12:19,562 --> 01:12:21,519
 I felt responsible.

 821
 01:12:22,998 --> 01:12:25,216
 How you been otherwise?

 822
 01:12:26,955 --> 01:12:29,433
 The last 17 years,
 a day hasn't gone by...

 823
 01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:33,174
 that I haven't thought about what I'd
 say to you if I ever ran into you again.

 824
 01:12:34,174 --> 01:12:37,087
 I bet. Hello.

 825
 01:12:37,131 --> 01:12:40,000
 Oh, my God. Claudia?

 826
 01:12:41,305 --> 01:12:43,349
 You two know each other?

 827
 01:12:43,392 --> 01:12:46,784
 It's a small world
 when you got unbelievable tits.

 828
 01:12:46,872 --> 01:12:50,046
 Baby, we had some good times
 in Chicago.

 829
 01:12:50,090 --> 01:12:52,873
 I remember. I know
 you haven't forgotten.

 830
 01:12:52,916 --> 01:12:57,221
 - Him and you? The two of you together?
 - Why don't you quit slumming?

 831
 01:12:57,264 --> 01:12:59,396
 Come back to me.
 Let's try to make it work.

 832
 01:12:59,438 --> 01:13:02,657
 Let's try, really try. How about it?

 833
 01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:05,962
 I'd rather mop the floors
 at a peep show.

 834
 01:13:06,049 --> 01:13:09,397
 Oh, girl, you still got
 your great stuff.

 835
 01:13:09,441 --> 01:13:12,746
 Why don't you get the hell out of here?
 You ruined my life!

 836
 01:13:12,789 --> 01:13:17,442
 Are you still holding on to the anger?
 I said I was sorry. I meant it.

 837
 01:13:17,529 --> 01:13:22,312
 I remember that night too, and I don't
 remember anybody twisting your arm.

 838
 01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:26,922
 Oh, God! I just said "twisting your arm"
 to Munson. I can't wait to tell people...

 839
 01:13:28,053 --> 01:13:31,444
 Don't do it. He's just trying
 to lower you to his level.

 840
 01:13:31,488 --> 01:13:34,358
 Let me give you some advice.
 Stay away from this guy.

 841
 01:13:34,445 --> 01:13:36,706
 Give him a wide berth.

 842
 01:13:36,837 --> 01:13:40,707
 He's what is called a born loser...

 843
 01:13:40,794 --> 01:13:43,621
 a real Munson.

 844
 01:13:43,708 --> 01:13:45,143
 You!

 845
 01:13:47,143 --> 01:13:51,492
 You just shut up, mister!
 I don't know who you think you are...

 846
 01:13:51,579 --> 01:13:55,667
 but if you don't wiggle those
 childbearing hips out that door...

 847
 01:13:55,710 --> 01:13:58,319
 you're going to find your nose
 sniffing my big Amish ass!

 848
 01:13:58,406 --> 01:14:00,319
 I'm in 1103.

 849
 01:14:05,755 --> 01:14:07,364
 Thanks.

 850
 01:14:07,451 --> 01:14:08,886
 You okay?

 851
 01:14:14,974 --> 01:14:17,888
 I'm going to go after him, talk to him.

 852
 01:14:31,977 --> 01:14:34,152
 Boo.

 853
 01:14:45,675 --> 01:14:48,154
 You shouldn't have quit me.

 854
 01:14:48,241 --> 01:14:51,546
 Yeah? You shouldn't have hit me.

 855
 01:14:51,633 --> 01:14:53,851
 You think that hurt?

 856
 01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:58,112
 You wait and see what I do
 to your two friends.

 857
 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:03,636
 Look, we both made mistakes.

 858
 01:15:03,766 --> 01:15:06,592
 I've got 42 grand right there.
 We can take off now.

 859
 01:15:07,723 --> 01:15:09,853
 Those guys are bugging me anyway.

 860
 01:15:11,506 --> 01:15:13,724
 I want to see those guys
 one more time.

 861
 01:15:13,811 --> 01:15:17,376
 They're not worth it.
 They're a couple of losers.

 862
 01:15:17,464 --> 01:15:20,377
 We can just take off right now.

 863
 01:15:22,421 --> 01:15:24,509
 I missed you.

 864
 01:15:31,249 --> 01:15:32,641
 You okay?

 865
 01:15:37,511 --> 01:15:40,424
 You're not taking a crap
 in the sink, are you?

 866
 01:15:48,078 --> 01:15:50,035
 It's over.

 867
 01:15:50,078 --> 01:15:51,991
 It's broken.

 868
 01:15:53,905 --> 01:15:55,818
 I think it's just sprained.

 869
 01:15:56,731 --> 01:15:59,428
 Okay. It's broke.

 870
 01:16:04,472 --> 01:16:07,777
 Excuse me. Where is the lady
 who's staying here?

 871
 01:16:07,864 --> 01:16:11,429
 - She checked out already.
 - She left with a couple of guys.

 872
 01:16:11,517 --> 01:16:15,126
 Couple of guys? No.
 You mean you saw her with us, right?

 873
 01:16:15,213 --> 01:16:18,127
 No. These guys were good looking.

 874
 01:16:21,823 --> 01:16:23,780
 You got the bag, right?

 875
 01:16:26,476 --> 01:16:29,607
 - Tell me you got the bag.
 - Oh, yeah. Okay, relax.

 876
 01:16:29,695 --> 01:16:31,651
 Yeah, the bag's fine.

 877
 01:16:32,694 --> 01:16:35,652
 I gave it to Miss Claudia to hold.

 878
 01:16:47,871 --> 01:16:50,307
 Who are you calling a psycho?

 879
 01:16:51,742 --> 01:16:53,655
 I didn't say anything to you.

 880
 01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:01,048
 Are you okay?

 881
 01:17:06,483 --> 01:17:08,832
 Hi. How are you?

 882
 01:17:08,918 --> 01:17:10,658
 Remember me?

 883
 01:17:10,745 --> 01:17:12,789
 Yeah. From the crap table.

 884
 01:17:12,833 --> 01:17:16,050
 That's right. From the crap table.

 885
 01:17:16,137 --> 01:17:19,573
 And you're the big guy
 with the lucky dice, aren't you?

 886
 01:17:20,616 --> 01:17:22,530
 Oh, geez.

 887
 01:17:22,573 --> 01:17:26,747
 Boy, the two of you kind of look
 a little down on your luck.

 888
 01:17:26,835 --> 01:17:29,705
 - If you only knew.
 - Geez, that's tough.

 889
 01:17:31,009 --> 01:17:33,010
 Look at George and Wheezie go.

 890
 01:17:33,010 --> 01:17:36,097
 What did that fat-ass model do
 with my lottery ticket?

 891
 01:17:36,881 --> 01:17:41,403
 Well, look, I've got
 a little proposition for you.

 892
 01:17:42,490 --> 01:17:45,099
 I'm all ears.

 893
 01:17:45,186 --> 01:17:49,447
 I will pay you $1 million
 to sleep with your friend here.

 894
 01:17:49,535 --> 01:17:53,492
 $1 million. One night. Cash.

 895
 01:17:55,101 --> 01:17:58,102
 I just throw that out.
 You two mull it over.

 896
 01:17:58,188 --> 01:18:00,580
 Get back to me. I'll be back here.

 897
 01:18:03,885 --> 01:18:06,320
 What's there to mull over?

 898
 01:18:06,407 --> 01:18:09,886
 Are you going to set
 that creep straight, or should I?

 899
 01:18:09,973 --> 01:18:11,886
 I'll handle this.

 900
 01:18:24,326 --> 01:18:25,979
 I said, are you all right?

 901
 01:18:38,024 --> 01:18:41,938
 I wish I'd have never trusted her.
 What was I thinking?

 902
 01:18:41,982 --> 01:18:44,895
 42 grand down the drain.

 903
 01:18:46,244 --> 01:18:50,157
 - She'll be back.
 - You're never going to see her again.

 904
 01:18:50,245 --> 01:18:53,244
 I happen to think you're wrong.

 905
 01:18:53,332 --> 01:18:57,636
 Anyway, it doesn't matter. The money
 we came to win is right here in Reno...

 906
 01:18:57,724 --> 01:19:00,593
 at a legitimate sporting contest
 where the best player wins...

 907
 01:19:00,681 --> 01:19:03,811
 because he's the best player,
 and we have the best player.

 908
 01:19:04,855 --> 01:19:06,334
 I'm listening.

 909
 01:19:06,377 --> 01:19:09,769
 We'll do what we set out to do.
 We'll win that tournament.

 910
 01:19:09,856 --> 01:19:12,508
 Yes! I knew...

 911
 01:19:12,596 --> 01:19:15,900
 you were a champion
 the minute I saw you bowl.

 912
 01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:19,858
 I'm not going to bowl. You are.

 913
 01:19:20,901 --> 01:19:22,946
 You are such a loser.

 914
 01:19:23,032 --> 01:19:25,946
 You're a bona fide schmuck. Look at me!

 915
 01:19:28,338 --> 01:19:30,686
 You can win that tournament.

 916
 01:19:30,773 --> 01:19:33,425
 You're a champion,
 and that never goes away.

 917
 01:19:33,513 --> 01:19:37,731
 If you made it through the first few
 rounds, you'd find your touch again.

 918
 01:19:38,730 --> 01:19:40,340
 I'm Ernie McCracken.

 919
 01:19:40,427 --> 01:19:45,341
 When I found out Billy was growing up
 without a daddy, I had to do something.

 920
 01:19:45,384 --> 01:19:49,429
 When Big Ern saw us in the paper,
 he got involved with the Unified Fund.

 921
 01:19:49,515 --> 01:19:52,690
 I had to. I couldn't help myself.

 922
 01:19:52,733 --> 01:19:56,952
 But little Billy's not the only one.
 There's also little Jason here.

 923
 01:19:57,038 --> 01:19:59,952
 Once again, this year I'll be
 sponsoring a fatherless family...

 924
 01:20:00,039 --> 01:20:02,909
 in every city I bowl in.

 925
 01:20:02,996 --> 01:20:06,736
 Sometimes when I wake up in the morning,
 Mr. McCracken's already there.

 926
 01:20:08,388 --> 01:20:11,345
 Jonathan, run a fly pattern
 all the way to the goal line.

 927
 01:20:13,346 --> 01:20:15,260
 Tennessee!

 928
 01:20:15,346 --> 01:20:17,173
 Kentucky!

 929
 01:20:18,608 --> 01:20:20,565
 Find the meat!

 930
 01:20:21,739 --> 01:20:24,000
 Uh, deeper, Jonathan.

 931
 01:20:25,087 --> 01:20:30,827
 It's a tough world. These kids nearly
 got Munsoned, but they're back now.

 932
 01:20:31,915 --> 01:20:35,263
 Through the Unified Fund,
 I found out...

 933
 01:20:35,307 --> 01:20:38,220
 that if you give a little,
 you can get back...

 934
 01:20:38,263 --> 01:20:40,612
 a whole lot more.

 935
 01:21:02,094 --> 01:21:05,007
 Hey, give me that. What are you doing?

 936
 01:21:07,399 --> 01:21:11,531
 It's a young crowd.
 I don't recognize a single soul.

 937
 01:21:13,139 --> 01:21:15,618
 Welcome to my church.

 938
 01:21:17,445 --> 01:21:21,445
 It's kind of intimidating to be in
 the presence of so many great athletes.

 939
 01:21:24,446 --> 01:21:26,663
 Hi. What's your name?

 940
 01:21:27,794 --> 01:21:29,534
 Munson, Roy E.

 941
 01:21:31,143 --> 01:21:32,578
 Seriously.

 942
 01:21:37,492 --> 01:21:40,884
 - Amateur or professional?
 - Professional.

 943
 01:21:44,667 --> 01:21:47,363
 We have a problem here.

 944
 01:21:48,842 --> 01:21:50,755
 Your dues are in arrears.

 945
 01:21:50,842 --> 01:21:53,843
 You haven't paid them since 1979.

 946
 01:21:56,668 --> 01:21:59,713
 How much is that going to cost me?

 947
 01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:02,887
 Dues times 16 years...

 948
 01:22:02,975 --> 01:22:05,932
 plus penalties plus interest...

 949
 01:22:06,018 --> 01:22:09,454
 equals $38.

 950
 01:22:13,324 --> 01:22:15,281
 Let's go. That's it.

 951
 01:22:16,411 --> 01:22:20,891
 Would you be willing to hold on to this
 till after the tournament?

 952
 01:22:20,977 --> 01:22:23,717
 Come on. What are we going to do
 with a rubber hand?

 953
 01:22:24,500 --> 01:22:25,848
 The ring.

 954
 01:22:31,415 --> 01:22:33,198
 Okay.

 955
 01:22:33,284 --> 01:22:35,981
 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

 956
 01:22:36,023 --> 01:22:40,894
 The National Bowling Stadium, with
 the Silver Legacy Hotel and Casino...

 957
 01:22:40,981 --> 01:22:43,808
 would like to welcome everyone
 to the $1 Million...

 958
 01:22:43,895 --> 01:22:45,155
 Winner Take All...

 959
 01:22:45,199 --> 01:22:48,331
 Brunswick-Reno Open!

 960
 01:22:48,417 --> 01:22:52,244
 Please enjoy your stay here at
 our fabulous facility, and remember...

 961
 01:22:52,288 --> 01:22:57,375
 the Silver Legacy is the talk of the
 strip with our 22-topping potato bar.

 962
 01:22:57,463 --> 01:22:59,941
 Let's start the tournament!

 963
 01:23:27,902 --> 01:23:30,685
 That's the way!

 964
 01:23:30,773 --> 01:23:32,686
 All right!

 965
 01:23:34,904 --> 01:23:37,817
 You wouldn't happen to have
 a Phillips-head screwdriver, would you?

 966
 01:23:42,992 --> 01:23:44,601
 Never mind.

 967
 01:24:20,825 --> 01:24:22,304
 All right!

 968
 01:25:13,298 --> 01:25:16,430
 So, Roy, let me ask you. What have you
 been doing all these years?

 969
 01:25:18,299 --> 01:25:23,779
 Well, the-the...
 After the hand, I...

 970
 01:25:23,865 --> 01:25:26,213
 No, there was the '80s.

 971
 01:25:26,301 --> 01:25:28,257
 You know, for a while, I...

 972
 01:25:31,997 --> 01:25:34,085
 Drinking.

 973
 01:25:34,129 --> 01:25:35,650
 Yeah. A lot of drinking.

 974
 01:25:39,086 --> 01:25:41,478
 Are you still drinking?

 975
 01:25:41,564 --> 01:25:44,695
 No, no, I don't.
 That's behind me now.

 976
 01:25:44,782 --> 01:25:46,957
 Why, are you buying?

 977
 01:27:23,136 --> 01:27:25,841
 We have a Cinderella story
 shaping up here.

 978
 01:27:25,978 --> 01:27:29,487
 Roy Munson, the 1979
 Iowa State Amateur Champion...

 979
 01:27:29,883 --> 01:27:32,547
 has suddenly come out of nowhere
 with his bowling ball.

 980
 01:27:32,548 --> 01:27:35,571
 He is a major contender
 in this competition.

 981
 01:28:20,486 --> 01:28:22,878
 ...as the favorite
 for "Coach of the Year. "

 982
 01:28:22,920 --> 01:28:26,530
 And now we're going live
 to the National Bowling Stadium...

 983
 01:28:26,617 --> 01:28:29,878
 in the Biggest Little City in the World,
 Reno, Nevada...

 984
 01:28:29,966 --> 01:28:32,444
 where ESPN is set to bring you
 final round coverage...

 985
 01:28:32,488 --> 01:28:36,836
 of the $1 Million Winner Take All
 Silver Legacy Reno Open.

 986
 01:28:36,880 --> 01:28:41,054
 What an incredible championship match
 we have in store for you today.

 987
 01:28:41,142 --> 01:28:43,055
 Ernie McCracken, a crafty veteran...

 988
 01:28:43,142 --> 01:28:46,142
 and, you know, a heck of a nice guy,
 goes against Roy Munson...

 989
 01:28:46,186 --> 01:28:49,491
 a promising young talent
 in the 1970s.

 990
 01:28:53,535 --> 01:28:55,004
 - Whatcha doin' in there?
 - Barfing.

 991
 01:28:55,500 --> 01:28:57,934
 Please rise for the National Anthem.

 992
 01:29:14,068 --> 01:29:16,024
 Have you been drinking again?

 993
 01:29:17,286 --> 01:29:20,330
 I don't puke when I drink.

 994
 01:29:20,374 --> 01:29:22,331
 I puke when I don't.

 995
 01:29:24,374 --> 01:29:25,853
 I'm scared.

 996
 01:29:29,549 --> 01:29:34,376
 Let's get ready to bowl!

 997
 01:29:34,420 --> 01:29:36,550
 Here come our two finalists.

 998
 01:29:36,638 --> 01:29:40,812
 Roy Munson has the most intimidating
 hook in all of bowling. Literally.

 999
 01:29:40,899 --> 01:29:43,987
 The fans in Reno have started
 calling him the Rubber Man...

 1000
 01:29:44,073 --> 01:29:46,335
 because he bowls
 with a rubber prosthetic hand.

 1001
 01:29:46,378 --> 01:29:50,727
 Take a look at the focus on Roy's face.
 He is ready for this match.

 1002
 01:29:50,771 --> 01:29:52,858
 A nasty spill.

 1003
 01:29:52,901 --> 01:29:55,728
 That's kind of embarrassing,
 in front of an audience like this.

 1004
 01:29:55,771 --> 01:29:59,729
 Look at Ernie McCracken. A guy like
 Big Ern, with his panache and style...

 1005
 01:29:59,815 --> 01:30:03,729
 has clearly done for bowling
 what Muhammad Ali did for boxing.

 1006
 01:30:03,729 --> 01:30:06,817
 Wow. Take a look at that.

 1007
 01:30:06,860 --> 01:30:11,557
 Have you, in 34 years of covering
 bowling, Chris, seen a ball like that?

 1008
 01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:13,078
 Is that a rose?

 1009
 01:30:13,166 --> 01:30:15,470
 It appears to be. Clearly custom-made.

 1010
 01:30:15,557 --> 01:30:19,427
 Ernie's got a heart of gold,
 but what an intimidator.

 1011
 01:30:19,515 --> 01:30:21,298
 Go, Big Ern!

 1012
 01:30:21,385 --> 01:30:24,124
 He looks for his spot.
 On the approach.

 1013
 01:30:26,255 --> 01:30:28,690
 How about one more title, sweetness?

 1014
 01:30:30,603 --> 01:30:34,909
 Look at that form. That left arm
 way out is an unusual style.

 1015
 01:30:38,300 --> 01:30:41,258
 - Wow. Right off the bat.
 - Beautiful.

 1016
 01:30:41,301 --> 01:30:44,998
 He delivers on the goods.
 Look at him pump up this crowd.

 1017
 01:30:46,911 --> 01:30:51,824
 Roy looks a little nervous. It is
 his first final in nearly 20 years.

 1018
 01:30:51,912 --> 01:30:54,434
 Rubber Man takes the ball
 from his good left hand.

 1019
 01:30:54,477 --> 01:30:57,739
 Notice how carefully he places it
 in the prosthetic hand.

 1020
 01:30:57,826 --> 01:31:00,131
 - You have no idea, the pressure...
 - Time out!

 1021
 01:31:00,217 --> 01:31:03,132
 - Look at this!
 - Give me that handsome cheek!

 1022
 01:31:04,653 --> 01:31:06,089
 I only got two!

 1023
 01:31:06,131 --> 01:31:09,393
 - Give us a break.
 - Look at Big Ern.

 1024
 01:31:10,481 --> 01:31:12,915
 Look at Big Ern. Calls her back.

 1025
 01:31:14,612 --> 01:31:16,916
 How gallant is that?

 1026
 01:31:17,003 --> 01:31:21,091
 This man's gonna win many political
 offices when his career is over.

 1027
 01:31:21,178 --> 01:31:24,091
 A great role model for America's kids.

 1028
 01:31:27,787 --> 01:31:29,701
 Atta boy, Luther!

 1029
 01:31:35,398 --> 01:31:37,528
 Yes, a solid pocket hit.

 1030
 01:31:37,616 --> 01:31:41,181
 Munson answers right back
 in Big Ern's face.

 1031
 01:33:14,851 --> 01:33:17,155
 Hey, sport, Coca-Cola.

 1032
 01:33:17,155 --> 01:33:19,069
 You betcha.

 1033
 01:33:21,852 --> 01:33:24,287
 I got to make a phone call.

 1034
 01:33:30,636 --> 01:33:32,723
 Could you put on ESPN, please?

 1035
 01:33:32,810 --> 01:33:34,071
 Sure thing.

 1036
 01:33:40,985 --> 01:33:42,942
 Come on, Roy.

 1037
 01:33:47,334 --> 01:33:49,944
 - Yes!
 - Nice action.

 1038
 01:33:57,815 --> 01:34:02,468
 This million-dollar championship match
 has reached the 10th frame.

 1039
 01:34:02,468 --> 01:34:06,556
 Leading by nine pins, Roy Munson,
 shooting first on the right lane.

 1040
 01:34:06,642 --> 01:34:09,599
 A strike here provides
 some breathing room.

 1041
 01:34:19,123 --> 01:34:21,732
 The dreaded 7-10 split.

 1042
 01:34:21,819 --> 01:34:25,298
 You know, Roy Munson has two chances
 to win this tournament now...

 1043
 01:34:25,385 --> 01:34:27,863
 slim and none... and slim
 may have just left town.

 1044
 01:34:27,951 --> 01:34:33,082
 How true. In bowling,
 there are 1,022 spare leads...

 1045
 01:34:33,126 --> 01:34:36,430
 and this, the 7-10,
 is by far the most difficult.

 1046
 01:34:36,518 --> 01:34:38,822
 Virtually impossible to convert.

 1047
 01:34:38,866 --> 01:34:42,562
 There's no way to slide the 10 pin
 into the 7 and vice versa.

 1048
 01:34:43,649 --> 01:34:47,432
 Oh, please! I can't look!

 1049
 01:34:57,565 --> 01:34:59,783
 What are you doing here?

 1050
 01:34:59,869 --> 01:35:02,435
 It's time to go home.

 1051
 01:35:02,522 --> 01:35:04,740
 I can't go home now.
 This is the 10th frame.

 1052
 01:35:04,826 --> 01:35:08,176
 If he makes this, he's going to make
 a million dollars and save the farm.

 1053
 01:35:08,218 --> 01:35:12,698
 I have half a beer left. There's no way
 I'm going home. Over my dead body.

 1054
 01:35:13,567 --> 01:35:15,785
 It's time to go home now.

 1055
 01:35:36,920 --> 01:35:39,050
 Oh, my God. He has done it.

 1056
 01:35:40,485 --> 01:35:43,921
 Now if Roy can pick up
 one final strike...

 1057
 01:35:43,964 --> 01:35:48,487
 it'll force Big Ern to roll
 three consecutive strikes to win.

 1058
 01:35:51,270 --> 01:35:54,619
 With that spare,
 he's not slammed the door on Big Ern...

 1059
 01:35:54,705 --> 01:35:56,967
 but he's put on
 quite a lot of pressure.

 1060
 01:36:05,577 --> 01:36:07,143
 Where'd he go?

 1061
 01:36:13,230 --> 01:36:15,492
 - Yes.
 - Rubber Man has gotten it done...

 1062
 01:36:15,578 --> 01:36:18,579
 and now the pressure
 is squarely on Big Ern McCracken.

 1063
 01:36:18,666 --> 01:36:23,406
 Trailing by 29 pins,
 he needs three consecutive strikes...

 1064
 01:36:23,450 --> 01:36:25,711
 to win it all.

 1065
 01:36:25,798 --> 01:36:29,276
 I need you now more than ever.

 1066
 01:36:48,846 --> 01:36:53,715
 One strike down, two to go.
 You can cut this pressure with a knife.

 1067
 01:37:06,371 --> 01:37:08,849
 That's two. There's two.
 His second.

 1068
 01:37:19,939 --> 01:37:24,505
 Roy Munson is now forced
 to sit and watch.

 1069
 01:37:32,027 --> 01:37:33,941
 It has come down to this:

 1070
 01:37:34,028 --> 01:37:37,245
 One ball, one strike...

 1071
 01:37:37,332 --> 01:37:39,985
 $1 million.

 1072
 01:37:40,028 --> 01:37:41,986
 And the loser gets nothing.

 1073
 01:38:24,384 --> 01:38:28,385
 I'm magnificent! I'm the greatest!

 1074
 01:38:28,429 --> 01:38:31,691
 I'm Big Ern! I'm the greatest!

 1075
 01:38:31,777 --> 01:38:34,951
 A one-pin victory
 for Ernie McCracken.

 1076
 01:38:35,039 --> 01:38:38,865
 Put it in the record books:
 226 to 225.

 1077
 01:38:57,869 --> 01:39:00,087
 Some lucky fan has a souvenir.

 1078
 01:39:04,566 --> 01:39:09,088
 Big Ern, a million dollars.
 What are you going to do with it?

 1079
 01:39:09,175 --> 01:39:11,132
 I don't know.

 1080
 01:39:11,176 --> 01:39:14,045
 All I know is,
 I finally got enough money...

 1081
 01:39:14,133 --> 01:39:17,090
 that I can buy my way out of anything.

 1082
 01:39:17,177 --> 01:39:20,743
 I can do anything I want
 when I get my money later.

 1083
 01:39:20,785 --> 01:39:22,743
 And I won!

 1084
 01:39:22,830 --> 01:39:27,527
 Finally, Big Ern is above the law!
 It's a great feeling.

 1085
 01:39:27,613 --> 01:39:29,526
 You were so cool. Any pressure?

 1086
 01:39:29,614 --> 01:39:33,614
 Where are those girls? Get those girls
 over here. Yeah, there was pressure.

 1087
 01:39:33,658 --> 01:39:36,789
 I didn't want to get beat
 by a guy with a hook.

 1088
 01:39:36,833 --> 01:39:39,137
 Does this mean that he gets
 a handicap?

 1089
 01:39:39,181 --> 01:39:42,225
 I don't know. I'm rich.
 What do I care?

 1090
 01:39:59,010 --> 01:40:00,445
 Tough luck.

 1091
 01:40:35,408 --> 01:40:38,061
 - You bastard.
 - Where the hell is she?

 1092
 01:40:38,147 --> 01:40:41,366
 - How should I know? She was with you.
 - She stole my money!

 1093
 01:40:41,409 --> 01:40:43,887
 Welcome to the club.

 1094
 01:40:45,932 --> 01:40:47,888
 I checked my phone records
 at the hotel.

 1095
 01:40:47,932 --> 01:40:51,759
 She called that bastard, McCracken,
 14 times in the last three days.

 1096
 01:40:51,845 --> 01:40:54,672
 What the hell is your relationship
 to him?

 1097
 01:40:58,238 --> 01:41:00,195
 Now stop it!

 1098
 01:41:03,761 --> 01:41:09,284
 I'll tell you what my relationship is
 to him. He's the guy who gave me that.

 1099
 01:41:09,371 --> 01:41:11,719
 Nice. Is that solid gold?

 1100
 01:41:11,762 --> 01:41:15,328
 - The hand.
 - Big Ern was responsible for that?

 1101
 01:41:15,458 --> 01:41:16,720
 Yeah.

 1102
 01:41:19,764 --> 01:41:23,242
 I don't know. I used to think it was.

 1103
 01:41:24,983 --> 01:41:27,331
 Now it's like you and Claudia.

 1104
 01:41:27,374 --> 01:41:30,331
 You probably blame McCracken
 for screwing that up.

 1105
 01:41:32,418 --> 01:41:35,245
 But I'll bet it's your own damn fault.

 1106
 01:41:40,637 --> 01:41:42,638
 Let's go find McCracken.

 1107
 01:41:44,856 --> 01:41:48,595
 Hey. Hey!
 What are you looking at?

 1108
 01:41:48,639 --> 01:41:50,596
 You suck!

 1109
 01:41:56,857 --> 01:41:59,205
 Go away. You'll get
 your rent money tomorrow.

 1110
 01:42:14,948 --> 01:42:16,948
 I got the money.

 1111
 01:42:35,821 --> 01:42:37,951
 You left us flat.

 1112
 01:42:37,995 --> 01:42:42,387
 You dumped us when we needed you
 the most. You tricked us.

 1113
 01:42:45,344 --> 01:42:48,824
 If I'd have stuck with you,
 Stanley would've hurt you and Ishmael.

 1114
 01:42:50,867 --> 01:42:53,346
 What happened to McCracken?

 1115
 01:42:53,390 --> 01:42:56,477
 I never went with him.

 1116
 01:42:56,564 --> 01:43:00,869
 I just made those phone calls
 to throw Stanley off my scent...

 1117
 01:43:00,956 --> 01:43:03,957
 and maybe give Big Ern a little payback.

 1118
 01:43:07,131 --> 01:43:09,044
 84 grand.

 1119
 01:43:09,132 --> 01:43:11,045
 We can split it three ways.

 1120
 01:43:11,915 --> 01:43:14,567
 We only had half that.

 1121
 01:43:14,654 --> 01:43:17,698
 Yeah. Well, uh...

 1122
 01:43:17,785 --> 01:43:19,698
 we doubled it.

 1123
 01:43:23,525 --> 01:43:25,656
 He bet against you.

 1124
 01:43:30,048 --> 01:43:33,353
 But I'm ready to start betting on you.

 1125
 01:43:47,052 --> 01:43:48,965
 Yeah, well, too late.

 1126
 01:43:49,747 --> 01:43:51,704
 What?

 1127
 01:43:52,487 --> 01:43:54,922
 Half a mil?

 1128
 01:43:56,270 --> 01:43:59,749
 Trojan condoms. You know, Rubber Man.

 1129
 01:43:59,793 --> 01:44:01,750
 All I have to do is a commercial...

 1130
 01:44:01,793 --> 01:44:05,402
 show up at a couple trade shows
 and pharmacies...

 1131
 01:44:05,446 --> 01:44:08,359
 and give a little talk
 at Vassar College orientation.

 1132
 01:44:09,882 --> 01:44:11,317
 That's great.

 1133
 01:44:12,403 --> 01:44:14,404
 Yeah. It is great.

 1134
 01:44:14,448 --> 01:44:18,361
 And this is only getting divided
 one way.

 1135
 01:44:30,276 --> 01:44:32,277
 I can't face them.

 1136
 01:44:33,016 --> 01:44:36,451
 I wanted to be the hero for once.

 1137
 01:44:36,495 --> 01:44:39,452
 I wanted to be the one to save the day.

 1138
 01:44:43,323 --> 01:44:47,931
 Brother, everyone knows you meant well.

 1139
 01:45:15,980 --> 01:45:18,112
 What are you two doing here?

 1140
 01:45:20,937 --> 01:45:23,634
 I'll tell you
 what they're doing here.

 1141
 01:45:23,720 --> 01:45:26,809
 They came to tell us the truth
 about your trip.

 1142
 01:45:31,722 --> 01:45:34,462
 They tell you everything?

 1143
 01:45:35,288 --> 01:45:37,723
 Yes, Roy told us everything.

 1144
 01:45:39,506 --> 01:45:43,551
 He told us about the booze
 and the lusting...

 1145
 01:45:43,637 --> 01:45:47,638
 the late nights, the lying...

 1146
 01:45:49,639 --> 01:45:51,552
 and the gambling.

 1147
 01:45:53,204 --> 01:45:55,900
 And he told us how you got him
 to quit all that...

 1148
 01:45:58,553 --> 01:46:02,945
 how you got Roy to straighten
 his life out and how you got...

 1149
 01:46:03,032 --> 01:46:07,685
 Claudia to quit being
 so much of the whore that she is.

 1150
 01:46:09,251 --> 01:46:13,686
 Roy told us how every time he wanted
 to quit, you wouldn't let him...

 1151
 01:46:13,730 --> 01:46:16,905
 how you quoted the Scriptures
 to give him strength.

 1152
 01:46:17,817 --> 01:46:20,731
 Yeah, son, he's told us everything.

 1153
 01:46:23,731 --> 01:46:26,428
 And we're mighty proud of you.

 1154
 01:46:32,689 --> 01:46:35,690
 What about the bank
 and the foreclosure?

 1155
 01:46:35,777 --> 01:46:41,170
 That's all been taken care of
 by Brother Roy and Sister Claudia.

 1156
 01:46:41,256 --> 01:46:44,387
 They put $500,000 in the bank.

 1157
 01:46:44,474 --> 01:46:46,910
 Our troubles are over!

 1158
 01:46:49,823 --> 01:46:52,259
 You guys!

 1159
 01:46:54,607 --> 01:46:57,302
 I'm going to have to watch you two.

 1160
 01:46:59,085 --> 01:47:01,434
 I knew you'd come back.

 1161
 01:47:05,522 --> 01:47:07,305
 Thanks.

 1162
 01:47:07,392 --> 01:47:09,958
 Thanks for everything.

 1163
 01:47:13,001 --> 01:47:16,437
 You know
 that old centurion's faith thing...

 1164
 01:47:16,524 --> 01:47:18,958
 about you saving the Amish people?

 1165
 01:47:23,612 --> 01:47:25,091
 Well...

 1166
 01:47:26,613 --> 01:47:29,091
 that was baloney.

 1167
 01:47:29,134 --> 01:47:31,744
 It wasn't them you were saving.

 1168
 01:47:31,831 --> 01:47:33,788
 It was me.

 1169
 01:47:39,963 --> 01:47:41,876
 You lost me. What?

 1170
 01:47:48,834 --> 01:47:51,922
 Come on.
 Everyone's waiting at the party.

 1171
 01:47:51,964 --> 01:47:55,053
 They want to hear about the missionary
 work you did with Brother Munson.

 1172
 01:47:55,139 --> 01:47:58,271
 Okay, Miss Rebecca. Bye Miss Claudia
 .

 1173
 01:48:02,879 --> 01:48:04,141
 Bye, Ish.

 1174
 01:48:07,620 --> 01:48:09,228
 Hey, Roy.

 1175
 01:48:10,490 --> 01:48:12,446
 I have something for you.

 1176
 01:48:15,012 --> 01:48:16,447
 Wow.

 1177
 01:48:19,230 --> 01:48:21,187
 You got it working.

 1178
 01:48:21,231 --> 01:48:23,057
 Yeah. I wound it.

 1179
 01:48:24,014 --> 01:48:25,927
 Oh, it has a winder?

 1180
 01:48:28,450 --> 01:48:30,711
 Well, look at that. A little ladybug.

 1181
 01:48:30,798 --> 01:48:32,928
 You should make a wish.

 1182
 01:48:33,711 --> 01:48:35,146
 All right.

 1183
 01:48:39,930 --> 01:48:41,887
 You know what I wished for?

 1184
 01:48:43,975 --> 01:48:45,670
 What?

 1185
 01:48:59,586 --> 01:49:02,978
 Bye, Brother Munson. Bye, whore.

 1186
 01:53:31,026 --> 01:53:32,505
 Cut!