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Hubot Failboat Support

Just add this bad boy in your Hubot's scripts directory, then call hubot failboat.

# Description:
# Fail boat
#
# Dependencies:
# None
#
# Configuration:
# None
#
# Commands:
# hubot failboat
#
# Author:
# johnthepink
module.exports = (robot) ->
failboat = """
.-- .-\"\"-.
. ) ( )
. ( ) (
. / )
. (_ _) 0_,-.__
. (_ )_ |_.-._/
. ( ) |lulz..\
. (__) |__--_/
. |'' ``\ |
. | [Lulz] \ | /b/
. | \ ,,,---===?A`\ | ,==y'
. ___,,,,,---==\"\"\ |M] \ | ;|\ |>
. _ _ \ ___,|H,,---==\"\"\"\"bno,
. o O (_) (_) \ / _ AWAW/
. / _(+)_ dMM/
. \@_,,,,,,---==\" \ \\|// MW/
.--''''\" === d/
. // SET SAIL FOR FAIL!
. ,'_________________________
. \ \ \ \ ,/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
. _____ ,' ~~~ .-\"\"-.~~~~~~ .-\"\"-.
. .-\"\"-. ///==--- /`-._ ..-' -.__..-'
. `-.__..-' =====\\\\\\ V/ .---\.
. ~~~~~~~~~~~~, _',--/_.\ .-\"\"-.
. .-\"\"-.___` -- \| -.__..-
"""
robot.respond /failboat me/i, (msg) ->
msg.send failboat
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