The Breakfast Club written and directed by John Hughes

detention.rb

require 'net/http'

class BratBot
  def initialize(name, bot_id, delay)
    @name, @bot_id, @delay = name, bot_id, delay
  end

  def speak
    loop { sleep delay; puts post }
  end

  private

  def post
    "#{@name}\t#{line}"
  end

  def line
    Net::HTTP.get 'metabot.hashrocket.com', "/api/bots/#{@bot_id}/speak"
  end

  def delay
    @delay + rand(10)
  end
end

bots = [
  BratBot.new('criminal  ', '6896939740144635912', 25),
  BratBot.new('princess  ', '5587304389607132289', 20),
  BratBot.new('athlete   ', '3699341739317680363', 30),
  BratBot.new('brain     ', '6219189898565847883', 30),
  BratBot.new('basketcase', '7785473481237220068', 60),
]

threads = bots.map { |bot| Thread.new { bot.speak } }
threads.each { |thread| thread.join }