This is a bash port of the Web Economy Bullshit Generator

bs.sh

#!/usr/bin/env bash
# This is a bash port of the Web Economy Bullshit Generator
# http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html

# Now you don't have to worry about commit messages!

ARRAY1=("implement" "utilize" "integrate" "streamline" "optimize" "evolve" "transform" "embrace"
"enable" "orchestrate" "leverage" "reinvent" "aggregate" "architect" "enhance" "incentivize" "morph" "empower"
"envisioneer" "monetize" "harness" "facilitate" "seize" "disintermediate" "synergize" "strategize" "deploy"
"brand" "grow" "target" "syndicate" "synthesize" "deliver" "mesh" "incubate" "engage" "maximize" "benchmark"
"expedite" "reintermediate" "whiteboard" "visualize" "repurpose" "innovate" "scale" "unleash" "drive" "extend"
"engineer" "revolutionize" "generate" "exploit" "transition" "e-enable" "iterate" "cultivate" "matrix"
"productize" "redefine"
"recontextualize")

ARRAY2=("clicks-and-mortar" "value-added" "vertical" "proactive" "robust" "revolutionary" "scalable"
"leading-edge" "innovative" "intuitive" "strategic" "e-business" "mission-critical" "sticky" "one-to-one"
"24/7" "end-to-end" "global" "B2B" "B2C" "granular" "frictionless" "virtual" "viral" "dynamic" "24/365"
"best-of-breed" "killer" "magnetic" "bleeding-edge" "web-enabled" "interactive" "dot-com" "sexy" "back-end"
"real-time" "efficient" "front-end" "distributed" "seamless" "extensible" "turn-key" "world-class"
"open-source" "cross-platform" "cross-media" "synergistic" "bricks-and-clicks" "out-of-the-box" "enterprise"
"integrated" "impactful" "wireless" "transparent" "next-generation" "cutting-edge" "user-centric" "visionary"
"customized" "ubiquitous" "plug-and-play" "collaborative" "compelling" "holistic" "rich")

ARRAY3=("synergies" "web-readiness" "paradigms" "markets" "partnerships" "infrastructures" "platforms"
"initiatives" "channels" "eyeballs" "communities" "ROI" "solutions" "e-tailers" "e-services" "action-items"
"portals" "niches" "technologies" "content" "vortals" "supply-chains" "convergence" "relationships"
"architectures" "interfaces" "e-markets" "e-commerce" "systems" "bandwidth" "infomediaries" "models"
"mindshare" "deliverables" "users" "schemas" "networks" "applications" "metrics" "e-business" "functionalities"
"experiences" "web services" "methodologies")

INDEX1=$[ RANDOM % ${#ARRAY1[@]} ]
INDEX2=$[ RANDOM % ${#ARRAY2[@]} ]
INDEX3=$[ RANDOM % ${#ARRAY3[@]} ]

MESSAGE="${ARRAY1[INDEX1]} ${ARRAY2[INDEX2]} ${ARRAY3[INDEX3]}"
git commit -am "$MESSAGE"