Only use this for development VMs! I've warned you!!!

laravel-environment.sh

sudo add-apt-repository -y ppa:ondrej/php5
sudo add-apt-repository -y ppa:ondrej/mysql
sudo aptitude -y update
sudo aptitude -y install apache2-mpm-prefork
sudo aptitude -y install \
  libapache2-mod-php5 \
  php-apc \
  php-pear \
  php5-cli \
  php5-common \
  php5-curl \
  php5-mcrypt \
  php5-memcached \
  php5-mysqlnd \
  php5-tidy \
  php5-xdebug \
  php5-xmlrpc \

echo "mysql-server-5.5 mysql-server/root_password password word" | debconf-set-selections
echo "mysql-server-5.5 mysql-server/root_password_again password word" | debconf-set-selections
sudo aptitude -y install mysql-server mysql-client
mysql -e "GRANT ALL PRIVILEGES ON *.* TO 'root'@'%' IDENTIFIED BY '' WITH GRANT OPTION; FLUSH PRIVILEGES;" --password="word" --user="root"
sudo aptitude -y install git
sudo aptitude -y safe-upgrade
curl -o /tmp/composer-installer.php http://getcomposer.org/installer
cd /tmp
php composer-installer.php
cd -
sudo mv -f /tmp/composer.phar /usr/local/bin/composer
sudo chmod 0755 /usr/local/bin/composer
sudo rm -fr /var/www
sudo mkdir -p /srv/www/public
sudo ln -s /srv/www/public /var/www
sudo rm -fr /srv/www
sudo git clone "http://github.com/laravel/laravel" /srv/www
# Run the following own your own (really ghetto son).
# cd /srv/www
# sudo composer --profile -vvv install --dev
# cd -