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var askNicely = fuction(person, mm) { | |
if (person == mm) { | |
console.log('The real one') | |
} | |
} |
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def blurred(args): | |
for _ in range(len(args)): | |
print 'Hey, Hey, Hey' | |
return | |
def get_up(): | |
return blurred(['|', '|', '|']) |
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def make(it): | |
print it | |
def chorus(): | |
try: | |
make('you and i') | |
except: | |
pass |
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class Come_On(object): | |
def go_there(place): | |
try: | |
question = higher(me) | |
if question is True: | |
place = 'blind_see' if blind_men else golden_streets | |
except: | |
return False |
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def wish(they): | |
if they['run'] is True: | |
if they['walk'] is True: | |
if they['in_sun'] == datetime.timedelta(days=1): | |
return True | |
else: | |
return False | |
} |
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for i in range(1, 17): | |
the_word = 'Bird' | |
if i % 4 == 0: | |
print "%s is the word." % the_word | |
else: | |
print "%s" % the_word |
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def party(): | |
print "PARTY" | |
return party() |
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class Me { | |
public function crash($splashes) { | |
$this->blown_to_hell = array_pop($splashes); | |
return $this; | |
} | |
} |
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$house = new House(); | |
$ball = new Ball(); | |
$ball->destroy($house); |
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class Party { | |
public function run() { | |
if (true) | |
$this->run(); | |
} | |
public function start() { | |
$this->run(); | |
} | |
} | |
$party = new Party(); | |
$party->start(); |
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class Animal { | |
protected $sound = ""; | |
public function say() { | |
return $this->sound; | |
} | |
} | |
class Dog extends Animal { | |
protected $sound = "Woof"; | |
} | |
class Cat extends Animal { | |
protected $sound = "Meow"; | |
} | |
class Bird extends Animal { | |
protected $sound = "Tweet"; | |
} | |
class Mouse extends Animal { | |
protected $sound = "Squeak"; | |
} | |
class Cow extends Animal { | |
protected $sound = "Moo"; | |
} | |
class Frog extends Animal { | |
protected $sound = "Frog"; | |
} | |
class Elephant extends Animal { | |
protected $sound = "Toot"; | |
} | |
class Duck extends Animal { | |
protected $sound = "Quack"; | |
} | |
class Fish extends Animal { | |
protected $sound = "Blub"; | |
} | |
class Seal extends Animal { | |
protected $sound = "Ow Ow Ow"; | |
} | |
$fox = new Fox(); | |
$fox->say(); |
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function() { | |
var someLadies = ['Erica, Jessica, Mary, Sandra']; | |
for(var i=0; i<someLadies.length; i++){ | |
var lady = valueArray[i]; | |
var alotABit = lady.length; | |
var doingItRight = alotABit/2; | |
return lady.substring(0, doingItRight); | |
} | |
} |
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package main | |
func main() { | |
for _, child := range children { | |
if child.british != true { | |
washington.Save(child) | |
} | |
} | |
} |
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for ($i = 1; $i < 100; $i++) { | |
if ($i == 64 && $needMe && $feedMe) { | |
return true; | |
} | |
} |
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if ($realLife || $fantasy) { | |
for ($i = 0; $i < $landslide + 1; $i++) { | |
if (!$reality) { | |
break; | |
} | |
$landslide = $i + 1; | |
} | |
} |
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int[] line = {1, 2, 3, 4, 5} | |
for ( int i : line) { | |
System.out.println(i); | |
} |
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var person = new Person(); | |
person.setGender = 'male'; | |
person.setName = 'Sue'; |
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Dim miles As Integer = 0 | |
location = 'home' | |
Do | |
If miles < 500 Then | |
Continue While | |
End If | |
If miles >= 1000 Then | |
location = 'your door' | |
End If | |
Debug.Write("BA DA DA DA") | |
index += 1 | |
Loop Until location == 'your door' |
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- (id)init | |
{ | |
self = [super init]; | |
if (self) { | |
[self thankGod]; | |
[[self today] kindaOdd:YES]; | |
[[self dog] barking:NO]; | |
[[self today] smog:NO]; | |
[[self mama] cooksBreakfast:YES withHog:NO]; | |
} | |
return self; | |
} |
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Me.prototype.matters = function(you) { | |
if (you.color === ‘#000’ || you.color === ‘#FFF’) | |
return you.thinkingAbout(this.baby); | |
}; |
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get ‘/satisfaction’ do | |
status 404 | |
end |
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function() { | |
sunrise = 21600000; | |
function up(i) { | |
i++; | |
} | |
for(var night=0; night<sunrise; up(night);){ | |
get some(i) { | |
return true; | |
} | |
} | |
} |
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var can = { | |
fake: false, | |
type: 'plastic', | |
holds: 'water', | |
origin: null | |
} | |
var plant = { | |
fake: true, | |
type: 'rubber', | |
holds: null, | |
origin: 'china' | |
} |
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new String("love").equals("love") ==> true |
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String[] mySituation = {'clowns','me & you','jokers'}; |
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public static void doYouKnow(String[] it) { | |
try { | |
it == 'I Love You'; | |
return True | |
} catch (it) { | |
return doYouKNow('I Love You'); | |
} | |
} |
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from functools import wraps | |
class ExclusiveSong(object): | |
def reverse(things): | |
return things[::-1] | |
def flip(func): | |
wraps(func) | |
def newfunc(*args): | |
return func(*args[::-1]) | |
return newfunc | |
def worth_it(things=None): | |
put_it_down = flip(reverse(things)) | |
return put_it_down | |
def hook(): | |
if 'worth_it' in vars(ExclusiveSong): | |
my_thing = ['my', 'thing'] | |
return worth_it(my_thing) |
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