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intro: E, D (8x) 

E          A-ish*      E        A-ish*        *I could use a little help here, but it sounds good enough
Washington crossed the Delaware River
E          A            A    B
Washington acted like a Rock Star
E          A    E       A
Washington made America deliver
E          A             A    B
Washington tried to be a Rock Star

Em          C                G
But all the fame that he had won
          B7         Em
it wasn't really any fun
         C              D
Soon the people started turning
Whoa-oa-oa

Em           C               G
That boy who couldn't tell a lie
              B7           Em
two terms and then he said goodbye
        C                  B7
Georgie went back to Mount Vernon
WHAAAAAAAOW!

C                                  B
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
                       C#m    Abm A
'cause you know I'd be better off dead
                  A                   B
if there's really no place in America
                       E 
for a celebrity of the first rank.

=Then the next whole bunch is just a repeat of everything so far=

Spoken:
Ladies and Gentlemen, Governor Andrew JAACKSON!! Yea-ea!

That's right Mother Fuckers. Jackson's back. One-two-three...

Sung:
John Addams tried to be an American Idol
Jefferson tried to be a Rock Star
Madison tried to make the Presidency vital
and James Monroe was a Douche Bag

The story always ends the same
It's hard to handle all that fame
You don't really have it in you
Whoa-oa-oa

There's no place in Democracy
For your brand of Aristocracy
Take that shit back to Virginia
(Or Massachusetts Be-yotch!)

Why don't you just shoot me in the head
'cause you know I'd be better off dead
if there's really no place in America
for a celebrity of the first rank.

=End of Repeat=

==The entire rest of the song I'm pretty shaky on, I'm sure some of these are wrong, but its close.==

Overlapping:
(Chorus)
C#m?                         A?
You can't just be a founding father (Jackson) Would you like to see my stimulus package?
C#m?                                F#m?
When everybody wants you to be their father
C#m?                         A?
You can't just be a founding father  (Jackson) I'm gonna fill you with Popula-jizz-m
C#m?                                 B
When everybody needs you to be their father

Unison:
E                                 D
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
                      Em      Bm  C
'cause you know I'd be better off dead
                  G                   D
if there's really no place in America
for a celebrity of the first...

===This part is by far the hardest to hear because there is so much going on…I think some of this might be way wrong===

G                                  D
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
                                       C  (is something else going on between the D and this C? I think so, but can't tell)
'cause you know I'd be better off dead
                  G              D
if there's really no place in America
                                  G
for a celebrity of the first...   rank.