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"One Domain" set to Metallica's "One"
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# "One Domain" v1.0 | |
## Set to Metallica's “One": (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/metallica/one.html) | |
### *For full dramatic effect*, read & sing aloud while watching: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc) | |
I can remember '93 | |
When domains were open and free | |
Deep down inside I feel the scream | |
This insane pricing in front of me | |
Now that GoDaddy's filled with glee | |
I’m paying for crap with each tab key | |
There’s no choice but to agree | |
Nothing’s open but dot cow | |
I have an account rep his name is Seth | |
Oh please, #ICANN, wake me | |
The boardroom is much too real | |
Cost of domains has brought us to heel | |
Crushed under the recurring payment wheel | |
To the registrar captive | |
ICANN should give out lube for free | |
While the GNSO sips high tea | |
Lashed to the ship by congressional decree | |
Only #Namecoin will let you be | |
Hold my breath as I pay $6,250 to renew | |
Oh please, #ICANN, wake me | |
My domain is gone, I'd just one | |
Fucking UDRP | |
My Godaddy account rep his name is Seth | |
Oh please, #ICANN, help me | |
Domains | |
Imprisoning me | |
Fuck this UDRP | |
Absolute lawyer | |
I cannot live | |
I cannot die | |
Trapped in Godaddy | |
DNS my holding cell | |
Domains | |
Have taken my life | |
Material breach | |
Taken my being | |
USPTO jeering | |
Taken my legs | |
Taken my soul | |
I only wanted to be Michael Dell | |
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