joshtwo · January 27, 2016 04:02
diff --git a/upload-file.php b/upload-file.php
 <!DOCTYPE html>
 <html>
 <head>
 <title>File Upload</title>
 </head>
 <style>
 /* I have no creative ideas for how to style this */
 body {
    text-align: center;
 }

 input[type=text] {
    width: 40%;
 }
 </style>
 <body>
 <h1>File Upload</h1>
 <?php
 if ($_POST['submit'])
 {
    // I don't care how big the file is, what type is it, anything
    // I just want that bastard in the right directory
    if ($_POST['password'] != "********")
        echo "Faggot, that is not the fucking password. Who ARE you?";
    else {
        //echo "Here's a little friendly debug info: <code>" . print_r($_FILES, true) . "</code><br>";
        $fileName = $_FILES['upload']['name'];
        if ($_FILES['upload']['size'] == 0)
            echo "You didn't upload shit, partner.";
        else if ($_FILES['upload']['error'] == UPLOAD_ERR_INI_SIZE)
            echo "The fucker's too big, champ. Stop trying to deep dick my server's hard drive. Keep it under " . ini_get('upload_max_filesize') .".";
        else if ($_FILES['upload']['error'] == UPLOAD_ERR_CANT_WRITE)
            echo "I couldn't even write the little niggie to the hard drive. Better tell Josh to fix some permissions.";
        else if ($_FILES['upload']['error'] != 0)
            echo "Shit went wrong. Don't ask me why. It just did.";
        else {
            // time to make magic happen
            $fileName = preg_replace('/.php$/', '.php.txt', $fileName); // mo being a nigger
            move_uploaded_file($_FILES['upload']['tmp_name'], './uploads/'. $fileName);
            chmod($_FILES['upload']['name'], 0444);
            echo 'Hold onto this url: <input onclick="this.select()" type="text" value="http://joshtwo.me/uploads/'. $fileName . '"><br>';
            echo 'If your ass would like to upload another, click <a href="upload-file.php">here</a>.';
        }
    }
 }
 else
 {
 ?>
 <p>So you wanna upload something, eh? Okay, take a gander at this bastard right down here for me.
 <form enctype="multipart/form-data" action="upload-file.php" method="POST">
 <label>File: <input type="file" name="upload"></label><br>
 <label>Password: <input type="password" name="password"></label><br>
 <input type="submit" name="submit">
 </form>
 <?php
 }
 ?>
 </body>
 </html>
	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<html>
	<head>
	<title>File Upload</title>
	</head>
	<style>
	/* I have no creative ideas for how to style this */
	body {
	text-align: center;
	}

	input[type=text] {
	width: 40%;
	}
	</style>
	<body>
	<h1>File Upload</h1>
	<?php
	if ($_POST['submit'])
	{
	// I don't care how big the file is, what type is it, anything
	// I just want that bastard in the right directory
	if ($_POST['password'] != "********")
	echo "Faggot, that is not the fucking password. Who ARE you?";
	else {
	//echo "Here's a little friendly debug info: <code>" . print_r($_FILES, true) . "</code><br>";
	$fileName = $_FILES['upload']['name'];
	if ($_FILES['upload']['size'] == 0)
	echo "You didn't upload shit, partner.";
	else if ($_FILES['upload']['error'] == UPLOAD_ERR_INI_SIZE)
	echo "The fucker's too big, champ. Stop trying to deep dick my server's hard drive. Keep it under " . ini_get('upload_max_filesize') .".";
	else if ($_FILES['upload']['error'] == UPLOAD_ERR_CANT_WRITE)
	echo "I couldn't even write the little niggie to the hard drive. Better tell Josh to fix some permissions.";
	else if ($_FILES['upload']['error'] != 0)
	echo "Shit went wrong. Don't ask me why. It just did.";
	else {
	// time to make magic happen
	$fileName = preg_replace('/.php$/', '.php.txt', $fileName); // mo being a nigger
	move_uploaded_file($_FILES['upload']['tmp_name'], './uploads/'. $fileName);
	chmod($_FILES['upload']['name'], 0444);
	echo 'Hold onto this url: <input onclick="this.select()" type="text" value="http://joshtwo.me/uploads/'. $fileName . '"><br>';
	echo 'If your ass would like to upload another, click <a href="upload-file.php">here</a>.';
	}
	}
	}
	else
	{
	?>
	<p>So you wanna upload something, eh? Okay, take a gander at this bastard right down here for me.
	<form enctype="multipart/form-data" action="upload-file.php" method="POST">
	<label>File: <input type="file" name="upload"></label><br>
	<label>Password: <input type="password" name="password"></label><br>
	<input type="submit" name="submit">
	</form>
	<?php
	}
	?>
	</body>
	</html>