axe_fixed.js

// C'mon, Axe. Get your act together. return Axe.writesBadCode(); // always returns true
// http://moffdub.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/2609_2768.jpg
var self = this;

var get = {
  a: {
    girlfriend: (function() { console.log('derp'); })
  }
}

function Person() {
}
Person.prototype.understand = function() {
  return self;
}

var you = new Person();

if (you.understand() == this)
  get.a.girlfriend();